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3 hours ago, Mark Connolly said:

Should have tased the wee c**t

He's going to have so many stop 'n' search arrests for drug possession, he'd be as well actually carrying.

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3 hours ago, Mark Connolly said:

Should have tased the wee c**t

He's making absolutely excellent use of his tourettes here IMO.  

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1 hour ago, bennett said:

 

In the days before health and safety, I've got the fear just watching it.

 

 

I can mind John Noakes (one of life's good guys btw) doing something similar.

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3 minutes ago, Cosmic Joe said:

I can mind John Noakes (one of life's good guys btw) doing something similar.

I remember him doing Nelson's Column and falling out a bobsled on the Crests Run. Brilliant entertainment. Hard to believe he wasn't a nonce though, given the period he was operating.

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Any P&B'ers ever considered getting a breast augmentation so they could have their own set to play with? 

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Also, this bloke apparently lives "next door" to a pedophile? Interesting street parties round West Calder way... 

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23 hours ago, EH75 said:

Any P&B'ers ever considered getting a breast augmentation so they could have their own set to play with? 

Also, this bloke apparently lives "next door" to a pedophile? Interesting street parties round West Calder way... 

There's a bloke in Vegas like that. He lost his life to gambling addiction, is homeless and some rich kids gave him $250k to get massive breast implants. They cost about $50k and he told my mate he planned on using some of the leftover money to get them removed.

He got it done. Spanked the $200k in a couple nights in the casino and now gives tit jobs to fucked up men.

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Mate said they felt nice though.

 

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On 20/01/2024 at 15:45, EH75 said:

Any P&B'ers ever considered getting a breast augmentation so they could have their own set to play with? 

Also, this bloke apparently lives "next door" to a pedophile? Interesting street parties round West Calder way... 

There's a crossdressing Twitch streamer that was offered $300k to get implants for a year, thought about it but said no.

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On 14/01/2024 at 15:58, Busta Nut said:

I saw that boy "Chris McLaughlin" was chased aff twitter.
I generally don't know enough about it but that guy was a kunt of the highest order so nae surprise to see it come around to him. 

By the looks of things various Rangers and Celtic types, generally speaking those in the complete fanny category, have spent the last week doxxing each other on twitter.

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On 20/01/2024 at 15:45, EH75 said:

Any P&B'ers ever considered getting a breast augmentation so they could have their own set to play with? 

Also, this bloke apparently lives "next door" to a pedophile? Interesting street parties round West Calder way... 

Good on him

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On 20/01/2024 at 15:45, EH75 said:

Any P&B'ers ever considered getting a breast augmentation so they could have their own set to play with? 

Also, this bloke apparently lives "next door" to a pedophile? Interesting street parties round West Calder way... 

I used to work with a guy who lived in West Calder, not the baldie with the tits though.

I feel the story has several unlikely points. Breast implants cost £3-8000 in the UK, according to the NHS website. I found a calculator on a legal firm website for criminal injuries compensation - you can find it here https://www.winstonsolicitors.co.uk/new-cica-calculator

Assuming the brick didn’t hit him he could have claimed mental health problems for several years to make £6,200. Is that likely? A brick through the window? If he’d been hit in the head causing permanent brain injury he’d be entitled to more but I think he original post might have mentioned it if he had serious brain trauma.

Even allowing for this, can you simple slap your cash on the table and demand breast implants from a surgeon? I doubt a doctor would refer you and I’m sure that private surgeons would have to do an assessment of some kind before operating on someone. If his compo claims were real then he’s either got a medical history of mental illness and/or brain injury, surely that would mean a responsible doctor would refuse to treat.

I suppose he could have gone abroad to have it done. My mum worked with someone years ago who took a fortnight off, went to Thailand and got a full sex change surgery. He subsequently was sectioned and later went back to living as a man - very sad story tbh, no doctor in the UK would have given him this surgery given his condition.

It’s probably more likely this is all confected and the pictures are doctored, are of someone else or are of someone with false breasts. 

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Tune in for my eighteen part podcast series ‘West Calder Baldie with tits - real or imagined?’ Wherever you get your podcasts. Complete with adverts for mattresses and athletic greens.

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