Sergeant Wilson Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 4 minutes ago, the aggressive beggar said: Watching Britain's Biggest Warship last night - "Can it go underwater as well?" That's Argie one, The Belgrano she's thinking about. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 If it's hit in the right spot it will. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 Watching Britain's Biggest Warship last night - "Can it go underwater as well?"The Swedish warship Vasa did at launch.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 Just as well we didn't need to rely on their navy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 18 hours ago, Shandon Par said: There’s a hotel in Edinburgh that used to have the back end of one of those painted mode cows sticking out of one outside walls. Has gone now. We drove by the other day and she said “they’ve done a good job fixing the hole where the cow went through it”. She was probably solving the dark energy paradox while simultaneously humouring her daft husband. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 Just as well we didn't need to rely on their navy.The Swedish warship Vasa did at launch..The Swedes,along with the Norwegians, have now bar coded all their ships so that, on return from patrol, they can... Scan Dee Navy In. Sorry. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lichtgilphead Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 41 minutes ago, WhiteRoseKillie said: The Swedes,along with the Norwegians, have now bar coded all their ships so that, on return from patrol, they can... Scan Dee Navy In. Sorry. I hope that's you Finnished 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken Wing Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 I hope that's you Finnished^^^ Antii Niemi -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB1994 Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 I hope that's you FinnishedHe’s only 28! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 I hope that's you FinnishedPoor effort, Finland isn't technically Scandinavian. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 14 minutes ago, Blootoon87 said: 1 hour ago, lichtgilphead said: I hope that's you Finnished Poor effort, Finland isn't technically Scandinavian. Technicalities and/or facts have never prevented anyone posting on P&B. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted November 19, 2019 Share Posted November 19, 2019 Wander round Aberdeen Art Gallery. One of the displays is a collage of old LP covers but the words are blacked out so it all just head and shoulder shots. As we try and identify them.She sees one recognised. Her: Know him that's that..........Me: Shakin' StevensHer: Yes but he's changed his name now, isn't he Yousef something.Me: That's Cat Stevens that changed his name, this is Shakin' StevensHer: Oh... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 Wife; "We had some guy round at the door collecting for the blind dogs". Me; "Guide dogs for the blind?" Wife; "Yeah, that's them". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 On 18/11/2019 at 20:46, Blootoon87 said: On 18/11/2019 at 19:21, lichtgilphead said: I hope that's you Finnished Poor effort, Finland isn't technically Scandinavian. WTF? I need evidence 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 11 hours ago, johnnydun said: Wife; "We had some guy round at the door collecting for the blind dogs". Me; "Guide dogs for the blind?" Wife; "Yeah, that's them". So they are not collecting for guide people for blind dogs? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 22 hours ago, MEADOWXI said: Wander round Aberdeen Art Gallery. One of the displays is a collage of old LP covers but the words are blacked out so it all just head and shoulder shots. As we try and identify them. She sees one recognised. Her: Know him that's that.......... Me: Shakin' Stevens Her: Yes but he's changed his name now, isn't he Yousef something. Me: That's Cat Stevens that changed his name, this is Shakin' Stevens Her: Oh... Shaky did change his name, to Shakin Stevens. Incredibly, "Shakin" isn't his real name. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted November 20, 2019 Share Posted November 20, 2019 7 hours ago, coprolite said: Shaky did change his name, to Shakin Stevens. Incredibly, "Shakin" isn't his real name. Neither is 'Stevens', if we're going to be persnickety about it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 10 hours ago, Shotgun said: Neither is 'Stevens', if we're going to be persnickety about it. Next you'll be telling me he wasn't really the Welsh Elvis 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted November 21, 2019 Share Posted November 21, 2019 On 20/11/2019 at 00:15, johnnydun said: Wife; "We had some guy round at the door collecting for the blind dogs". Me; "Guide dogs for the blind?" Wife; "Yeah, that's them". Blind dogs for the guides? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
senorsoupe Posted November 22, 2019 Share Posted November 22, 2019 (edited) Watching a show with the missus where there is a character named Johan Her: "Johan is my favourite Asian name" Me: Edited November 22, 2019 by senorsoupe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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