KnightswoodBear Posted May 21, 2017 Share Posted May 21, 2017 Standing in the queue for the Everest ride at Animal Kingdom (in Florida. Which is where I am) and they've got a plaster cast of a Yeti footprint. My missus pipes up "Is that real"? She has two doctorates. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alta-pete Posted May 21, 2017 Share Posted May 21, 2017 You're in Florida. On holiday. Spending quality time with the family, I presume. Each to their own, but reporting faux pas amusements to the PnB masses maybe wouldn't be my top priority... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kennboy1978 Posted May 21, 2017 Share Posted May 21, 2017 You're in Florida. On holiday. Spending quality time with the family, I presume. Each to their own, but reporting faux pas amusements to the PnB masses maybe wouldn't be my top priority... Probably because he's still in the queue. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted May 21, 2017 Share Posted May 21, 2017 And bored senseless by the sunshine state. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted May 21, 2017 Share Posted May 21, 2017 (edited) 27 minutes ago, alta-pete said: You're in Florida. On holiday. Spending quality time with the family, I presume. Each to their own, but reporting faux pas amusements to the PnB masses maybe wouldn't be my top priority... To be fair, posting on here's about the most entertainment you'll get at Disney after 8 o'clock. Everybody that goes there with kids - and that's most folk - has been up since 6am and is fucked and in their bed due to the heat, the queues and the screaming weans. We were staying round the corner from the Boardwalk which is supposedly one of the hubs for nightlife, and pretty much had the place to ourselves after 9pm. One of the most dispiriting places I've ever been is the on-site nightclub there - we walked in at about 11.30 one night, and there couldn't have been any more than 15-20 people in a place about the size of the Barrowlands. The only night anyone made an effort to stay up was the Fourth of July, when a lot of punters stood about yawning till the fireworks were finished. Edited May 21, 2017 by Hillonearth 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted May 21, 2017 Share Posted May 21, 2017 Were the McCanns up partying there? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted May 21, 2017 Share Posted May 21, 2017 That's plain not true. Blame the tories for a lot of bad stuff they've done but don't blame anyone for Blair except the British public. 3 election wins The public attitude has swung to the right and politics mirrors that. Not the other way around What exactly is the right? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted May 21, 2017 Share Posted May 21, 2017 1 hour ago, alta-pete said: You're in Florida. On holiday. Spending quality time with the family, I presume. Each to their own, but reporting faux pas amusements to the PnB masses maybe wouldn't be my top priority... The faux pas happened the other day. Sunday's here in our household are spent eating sushi, barbeque and drinking phenomenal amounts of bevvy. I get a few minutes to post shite on P&B. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 And bored senseless by the sunshine state. And he laughed at her so his evenings are free 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sugna Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 17 hours ago, KnightswoodBear said: She has two doctorates. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bold Rover Posted May 22, 2017 Share Posted May 22, 2017 Did you sit the exam twice? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted May 25, 2017 Share Posted May 25, 2017 (edited) On 2017-5-21 at 23:42, John Lambies Doos said: What exactly is the right? You're more than capable of googling that. Here's an article from 2010, just after the labour government, which describes a move to the right over the previous 20 years https://www.theguardian.com/education/2010/dec/13/social-survey-thatcherite-britain Edited May 25, 2017 by whiskychimp This is OOTMOB, not the politics forum so apologies 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 "Why is that football in Cardiff when it's two Spanish teams?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 5 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: "Why is that football in Cardiff when it's two Spanish teams?" Punch her in the tits. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted June 3, 2017 Share Posted June 3, 2017 '' Juventus? It sounds like an 80s radio station '' Turin? Are you sure it's not Swiss? [emoji50] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigBo10 Posted June 4, 2017 Share Posted June 4, 2017 "I didn't realise Hank Marvin was a real man. I just thought it was slang for hungry. " 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 4, 2017 Share Posted June 4, 2017 Wife "the annoying thing with this car is that the volume control only works with certain songs"Me "that's the temperature control, not the volume button" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 4, 2017 Share Posted June 4, 2017 3 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Why does your temperature control only work with certain songs? It works for this one... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted June 7, 2017 Share Posted June 7, 2017 My wife was at a nail bar getting her nails done. Later she told me about the lassies awful small talk. Nail girl - "that's a nice ring, where did you get it? Wife - My husband gave me it. Nail girl - oh, when are you getting married? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dudu Dahan pal Posted June 7, 2017 Share Posted June 7, 2017 had one of the most incredible conversations ever with her earlier on. she thought you couldn't turn a cooker on if a jewish person was in the room incase they were offended.i thought it was some sort of shite joke at first but she was being 100% serious. what an absolute fucking moron 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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