RiG Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 6 hours ago, Smurph said: Fucking hell Clocked this on her Facebook wall / feed 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eez-eh Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 Those "proper tasty" pages manage to unleash every ounce of seethe I have in me. About 90% of the recipes look bland and/or disgusting yet everyone seems to cream themselves over them because they contain copious amounts of cheese/nutella/bread/grease/cream cheese*. No wonder we're all so fat. * delete as appropriate 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deej Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 Those "proper tasty" pages manage to unleash every ounce of seethe I have in me. About 90% of the recipes look bland and/or disgusting yet everyone seems to cream themselves over them because they contain copious amounts of cheese/nutella/bread/grease/cream cheese*. No wonder we're all so fat. * delete as appropriate The nutella ones give me the boke, far too much chocolate on these things for it to be even close to nice anymore 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tigerton Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 Is there a way to see a list of all the pages you've hidden from your feed? I must be on at least 20 breastfeeding pages hidden now. Breast feeding seems to be the new vegan, you dont have to ask if someone breast feeds, they'll tell you!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 In fairness, it's quite impressive that toddlers are able to use Facebook. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tigerton Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 In fairness, it's quite impressive that toddlers are able to use Facebook. It's the same maws that buy weans ipads for their 2nd birthday I suppose! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 53 minutes ago, Bully Wee Villa said: In fairness, it's quite impressive that toddlers are able to use Facebook. Next they'll be Snapchatting from the womb and posting Facebook updates like "Shat down the placenta again" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 Another c**t deleted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddieInDundee Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 Seem to constantly have 'Mark Andrews Used Car Centre' ads on my facebook feeds just now, riddled with comments from peasants who clearly don't have a fiver between them enquiring about Audis. Anyone else have this? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted November 17, 2016 Share Posted November 17, 2016 Someone on mine shared a picture of her son on the pan and gave us an update on the fact he is making progress and no longer scared of the toilet. She tagged her husband and her maw. Accounting for overlap in friends, about 800 people probably had to see this. I for one am blocking her and her defecating wee boy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted November 17, 2016 Share Posted November 17, 2016 I seem to remember something like this a while back but I'm still not sure how to react. Do we congratulate them and if so, on...what exactly? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nkomo-A-Gogo Posted November 17, 2016 Share Posted November 17, 2016 On the subject of competitions, people who enter competitions on Facebook for whom a "liked and shared" isn't enough and have to provide a X Factor style sob story. "We've had a tough year with my parents dying and a £20 Haverster voucher really would make things better" I saw a comp recently where you had to explain why your family were more deserving of the day out. An autistic child seems to be the preferred choice of answer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted November 17, 2016 Share Posted November 17, 2016 Someone on mine shared a picture of her son on the pan and gave us an update on the fact he is making progress and no longer scared of the toilet. She tagged her husband and her maw. Accounting for overlap in friends, about 800 people probably had to see this. I for one am blocking her and her defecating wee boy. Similar, just hearing a story on the radio about some bint who tried to shame a cafe because they told her she shouldn't have changed her baby's nappy (twice) on the table. Yes that right on the table in front of everyone. So she leaves a snotty review on Google obviously in the hope of getting support from other "new mums" but it's backfired spectacularly as everyone is calling her a dirty mink. http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/parenting/babies/cafe-nappy-change-leads-to-nasty-review-exchange/news-story/10eab9386c145a7f75336ca1dddaf32c 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 I need three of my friends to copy and paste this status to prove that people listen to you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 I seem to remember something like this a while back but I'm still not sure how to react. Do we congratulate them and if so, on...what exactly? Well done on not being a natural munter and needing to cake yourself in makeup.. you go girl 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 I need three of my friends to copy and paste this status to prove that people listen to you. No 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted November 19, 2016 Share Posted November 19, 2016 WTF is this mannequin challenge? Unless I am missing something it appears to be people getting filmed while standing still. Is there a point to this pish or is it yet another excuse for grown adults to say 'look at me' ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ajwffc Posted November 19, 2016 Share Posted November 19, 2016 it yet another excuse for grown adults to say 'look at me' ? Got it in one 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted November 19, 2016 Share Posted November 19, 2016 That Metallica font generator hing. Pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddieInDundee Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 That comment from this Ronnie Perrie chap regarding 'Nicolas Sturgeon'Edit: Rugster calling the obvious irony 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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