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My mate just posted something along the lines of

"f**k you Rangers, our teams in a worse state than Chapecoenses"

I thought it was relatively acceptable humour, certainly better than the grief merchants takes on it, but a couple of people weren't impressed and he's deleted it again now.

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Rangers fan on mine said last night -

"Still Rangers till the end. Bring on the Sheep!!"

What's the need in the first part?  As if still being a Rangers fan after a defeat is some sort of achievement.  Glory hunting sod!  I've seen Cowden lose 10-0 to Hearts and didn't immediately thing that I need to highlight how good a fan I am by stating that I will continue to support my shit club.

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4 hours ago, The Minertaur said:

Rangers fan on mine said last night -

"Still Rangers till the end. Bring on the Sheep!!"

What's the need in the first part?  As if still being a Rangers fan after a defeat is some sort of achievement.  Glory hunting sod!  I've seen Cowden lose 10-0 to Hearts and didn't immediately thing that I need to highlight how good a fan I am by stating that I will continue to support my shit club.

Who did he start supporting in 2012?

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DO NOT BUY MINCE FROM ASDA AND GOD KNOWS HOW MANY OTHER MEATS THEYVE DONE THIS TO ! NEXT TO THE USE BY ARE THE LETTERS "HMA" THIS STANDS FOR HALAL MONITORING AUTHORITY. CERTIFYING IT AS GENUINE HALAL MEAT. FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DONT KNOW WHAT HALAL MEAT IS ITS WHEN THE ANIMAL IS CUT SEVERAL TIMES IN THE THROAT STRUNG UP ALIVE AND LEFT FOR THE BLOOD TO DRAIN ITS BODY. SHOULDNT THERE HAVE BEEN A NATIONWIDE BRITISH VOTE AS TO HAVING MEAT LIKE THIS IS OUR SUPERMARKETS ?! PLEASE DONT EAT THIS TORTURED ANIMAL MUSLIM MEAT please share !

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36 minutes ago, Sherrif John Bunnell said:

DO NOT BUY MINCE FROM ASDA AND GOD KNOWS HOW MANY OTHER MEATS THEYVE DONE THIS TO ! NEXT TO THE USE BY ARE THE LETTERS "HMA" THIS STANDS FOR HALAL MONITORING AUTHORITY. CERTIFYING IT AS GENUINE HALAL MEAT. FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DONT KNOW WHAT HALAL MEAT IS ITS WHEN THE ANIMAL IS CUT SEVERAL TIMES IN THE THROAT STRUNG UP ALIVE AND LEFT FOR THE BLOOD TO DRAIN ITS BODY. SHOULDNT THERE HAVE BEEN A NATIONWIDE BRITISH VOTE AS TO HAVING MEAT LIKE THIS IS OUR SUPERMARKETS ?! PLEASE DONT EAT THIS TORTURED ANIMAL MUSLIM MEAT please share !

Share the tortured animal Muslim meat?

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DO NOT BUY MINCE FROM ASDA AND GOD KNOWS HOW MANY OTHER MEATS THEYVE DONE THIS TO ! NEXT TO THE USE BY ARE THE LETTERS "HMA" THIS STANDS FOR HALAL MONITORING AUTHORITY. CERTIFYING IT AS GENUINE HALAL MEAT. FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DONT KNOW WHAT HALAL MEAT IS ITS WHEN THE ANIMAL IS CUT SEVERAL TIMES IN THE THROAT STRUNG UP ALIVE AND LEFT FOR THE BLOOD TO DRAIN ITS BODY. SHOULDNT THERE HAVE BEEN A NATIONWIDE BRITISH VOTE AS TO HAVING MEAT LIKE THIS IS OUR SUPERMARKETS ?! PLEASE DONT EAT THIS TORTURED ANIMAL MUSLIM MEAT please share !



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DO NOT BUY MINCE FROM ASDA AND GOD KNOWS HOW MANY OTHER MEATS THEYVE DONE THIS TO ! NEXT TO THE USE BY ARE THE LETTERS "HMA" THIS STANDS FOR HALAL MONITORING AUTHORITY. CERTIFYING IT AS GENUINE HALAL MEAT. FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DONT KNOW WHAT HALAL MEAT IS ITS WHEN THE ANIMAL IS CUT SEVERAL TIMES IN THE THROAT STRUNG UP ALIVE AND LEFT FOR THE BLOOD TO DRAIN ITS BODY. SHOULDNT THERE HAVE BEEN A NATIONWIDE BRITISH VOTE AS TO HAVING MEAT LIKE THIS IS OUR SUPERMARKETS ?! PLEASE DONT EAT THIS TORTURED ANIMAL MUSLIM MEAT please share !


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DO NOT BUY MINCE FROM ASDA AND GOD KNOWS HOW MANY OTHER MEATS THEYVE DONE THIS TO ! NEXT TO THE USE BY ARE THE LETTERS "HMA" THIS STANDS FOR HALAL MONITORING AUTHORITY. CERTIFYING IT AS GENUINE HALAL MEAT. FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DONT KNOW WHAT HALAL MEAT IS ITS WHEN THE ANIMAL IS CUT SEVERAL TIMES IN THE THROAT STRUNG UP ALIVE AND LEFT FOR THE BLOOD TO DRAIN ITS BODY. SHOULDNT THERE HAVE BEEN A NATIONWIDE BRITISH VOTE AS TO HAVING MEAT LIKE THIS IS OUR SUPERMARKETS ?! PLEASE DONT EAT THIS TORTURED ANIMAL MUSLIM MEAT please share !



NewBornBairn should debate with the poster of this.
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7 hours ago, sjc said:

I girl I went to school with posted a video by some feminists about "manspreading".....am I missing something on where the seethe from these people is coming from on this? 

I saw this too. I'm sure it was a Buzzfeed thing, so nobody should be surprised that it was a pile of fucking nonsense. Angry-at-everything twats looking for reasons to have an issue with complete non-issues; such as people men sitting with their legs spread any wider than completely closed together. 

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There was a "through the years" group setup on Facebook for my town a few years back. It was interesting enough at first with lots of old photos of the town. Then it became a cross-section of the worst Facebook offenders.

Constant posts of:

  • "Local pub WILL BE OPEN on CHRISTMAS DAY with EXTORTIONATE PRICES for mediocre food. Call now BEFORE I USE MORE RANDOM CAPITAL LETTERS"
  • Generic slavering idiot who posts photo after photo of the same thing (including why are you showing us pishy photos of some random other town?) but all with different effects. We get it, you've figured out how to use filters and photoshop. Doesn't make you David Bailey. Oh, now you've set up your own Photography Page because allegedly everyone was such massive fans... mate, your photos are shit.
  • "THIS IS MY [INSERT RELATIVE] THAT DIED A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO PROUD LOCAL PLEASE GIVE ME AS MANY LIKES AS POSSIBLE" - My family have been in this town for generations, why don't I know who this guy is and why do you have a Glaswegian tone to everything you type? Are you sure you're a local?
  • And of course, the utterly pointless "REMEMBER WHEN WE COULD PLAY IN THE STREETS TILL THE STREETLIGHTS CAME ON" kinda pish.

Why can none of these people turn off their caps-lock for a start? Utter c***s.

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