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My French filter friend is back with some more warnings on Daesh/ISIS
 
 
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Please tell me you replied with something along the lines of "lolz shut up you daft bint"
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Please tell me you replied with something along the lines of "lolz shut up you daft bint"


Never

That two Bee Awares on two days

I would be dead and another Daesh statistic with her vital knowledge
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That one gets me about 'if the Germans won the war we'd all be speaking German', it's been 70 years since we 'won' and I'm pretty sure your average Joe in Bremen still 'spricht Deutsch'?
 



It seems to overestimate British people's aptitude for learning foreign languages or underestimate the complexity of German Grammar

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36 minutes ago, resk said:

I really want to see the answer to "how many have they sold so far?". I predict two, both to his mam.

I tried to take a look but sadly all the content is hidden behind closed doors. Considered joining the group, but then noticed this:

"If you want to become a member, you must have something to do with Crieff.
(Admin checks all requests and if Crieff isn't mentioned, then you have nae chance!)"

Very much a local group for local people then! 

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23 minutes ago, Cardinal Richelieu said:

I tried to take a look but sadly all the content is hidden behind closed doors. Considered joining the group, but then noticed this:

"If you want to become a member, you must have something to do with Crieff.
(Admin checks all requests and if Crieff isn't mentioned, then you have nae chance!)"

Very much a local group for local people then! 

Good Crieff

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7 hours ago, MEADOWXI said:

My French filter friend is back with some more warnings on Daesh/ISIS

 

 

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This was pish back in 2013, and it's pish now in 2017. Also Gleneagles Hospital is in Kuala Lumpur. 

Also the person who posted that shite has copied it word for word.

Also it wouldn't be giving 'the terrorists' new ideas since they, you know, already had that do it (if it were true). 

 

 

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On ‎01‎/‎06‎/‎2017 at 17:57, Sweaty Morph said:

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Wonder Woman. The wonder being how she manages all this and to update Facebook umpteen times a day!

Is that really how Amercians spell "decorator"? What a bunch of c***s.

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4 hours ago, deej said:

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This guy gets pissed off at folk sharing his book for free, and takes action by posting the link to where you can download it. For free.

Fud.

How many books has th guy sold tho?

 

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On 07/06/2017 at 07:34, paranoid android said:

Indeed.

I work with a guy called Imran who is of Muslim faith - a nicer guy you couldnae meet.

I wonder what he's hiding.

I work with an Indian guy called Aman who is possibly the nicest guy in the world.

He's Sikh though so it's not really relevant here.

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13 minutes ago, Dee Man said:

I work with an Indian guy called Aman who is possibly the nicest guy in the world.

He's Sikh though so it's not really relevant here.

He's not from Swindon is he?

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Funnily enough I asked him last night in the work's canteen where he was from. Not Swindon, no - The Punjab.

He doesn't like spicy curries but prefers a butter chicken, if you're interested.

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2 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

 


He really shouldn't be coming into work until he's feeling better, then.

 

He phoned in sick to work yesterday.

I can't think of a punchline.

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40 minutes ago, Dee Man said:

Funnily enough I asked him last night in the work's canteen where he was from. Not Swindon, no - The Punjab.

He doesn't like spicy curries but prefers a butter chicken, if you're interested.

ah it's not nice guy Aman from Swindon that I know. As you were. 

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