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26 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said:

What's the update on Pixie @jupe1407? Has she got her angel wings and crossed the rainbow bridge yet?  Is that scumbag still swaggering about the place?

#teampixie

You mean to tell me you haven't signed the petition yet? Heartless. 

#justiceforpixie

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The good news is a guy has been arrested so #teampixie can't comment. This is despite plastering the blokes name online across all Tayside previously. 

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https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/health/someone-on-facebook-has-been-for-a-run-20150927102356

SOMEONE on Facebook has been for a big run while you were lying in bed, it has been confirmed.
It is understood they initially did not want to get up for the run, but it was ‘worth it’ because they are now ‘very proud’.
The run was preceded by a breakfast consisting of ‘carbs’ which are ‘really important’ for someone going on a big run.
It has been confirmed the run is part of some ‘training’ which may or may not culminate in the person on Facebook taking part in an even bigger run with lots of other people.



Meanwhile, people on Facebook who stayed in bed until 11am have decided not to announce that to as many humans as possible.
The big run will be eclipsed at 4pm today when someone else on Facebook reveals they spent the afternoon going up a hill on a very expensive bicycle.

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What's the update on Pixie [mention=15829]jupe1407[/mention]? Has she got her angel wings and crossed the rainbow bridge yet?  Is that scumbag still swaggering about the place?
#teampixie
Facebook is still rammed with full-time mummies demanding the death penalty for the dog puncher with a working theory that Pixie has indeed crossed rainbow bridge and is "with the angles now".

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Facebook is still rammed with full-time mummies demanding the death penalty for the dog puncher with a working theory that Pixie has indeed crossed rainbow bridge and is "with the angles now".

The scenes when he gets a fine [emoji38]
I hope he gets a fucking knighthood.
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12 minutes ago, MEADOWXI said:

Just seen my 1st thoughts and wishes and hope everyone safe in London after the crash this morning.....

From concerned female in Inverurie that as far as I know as no friends or family in London

So what she is saying is that she couldnt give a shit if everyone in London was safe before the crash.

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