Fuctifano Posted July 3, 2011 Share Posted July 3, 2011 The worst thing about facebook for me recently has been that my mum's side of the family have found me, and my female cousins talk absolute shite all day on it, pretty much every status ends up with 30+ comments- the male ones aren't as bad for that but they're all Celtic fans and a couple of them are sadly quite far along the bigoted / paranoid scale. You can choose your friends... but you can't delete your family, only hide them. (that sounds like something Josef Fritzl might have said). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RTDEE2 Posted July 3, 2011 Share Posted July 3, 2011 Bragger update Girl away on holiday - "yous think it's great havin the sun for one day, i've got another 10 days of sun" Normally a decent "updater". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattydfc Posted July 4, 2011 Share Posted July 4, 2011 As much as I hate Cher Llyod her new song is FAR to catchy + KINDA good 4 people like this. What. The. f**k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clyde til we die Posted July 4, 2011 Share Posted July 4, 2011 Pish like this http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=191561327561043 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted July 4, 2011 Share Posted July 4, 2011 someone make one up about a cock I've carried a cock on my body, slept with a hardon on my stomach, I've kissed munters and it's gone soft. I'ts been puked on, peed on, pooped on and spent most of it's life in the dark, but I wouldn't trade it for anything. My cock isn't porno perfect, but when I look in the mirror I see a shagging machine and there is no greater honour or blessing♥ There you go. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RTDEE2 Posted July 4, 2011 Share Posted July 4, 2011 "If you have a dog who has made you laugh, brightened your life every day, silently accepted your tears without judgment, snuggled with you, forgiven your faults and loved you unconditionally - make this your status. Dogs are a gift most of us don't deserve." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted July 4, 2011 Share Posted July 4, 2011 "If you have a dog who has made you laugh, brightened your life every day, silently accepted your tears without judgment, snuggled with you, forgiven your faults and loved you unconditionally - make this your status. Dogs are a gift most of us don't deserve." . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aufc Posted July 4, 2011 Share Posted July 4, 2011 i hate people who group their friends like that as well, " work buddy's", "friends for life" ,"college buddy's". What's wrong with just one list? also "lush" is a tad questionable Further on from this....People who group themselves and their friends together with the title "wolfpack"...by god thats annoying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted July 4, 2011 Share Posted July 4, 2011 Grouping your friends is actually quite handy, as you can block particular groups from seeing if you are on chat online or not. So if you can't be arsed talking to any work person, family member etc, you can switch that group off but still stay online to chat to other folk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aufc Posted July 4, 2011 Share Posted July 4, 2011 (edited) Apologies for the multiple posting but I just remembered my biggest facebook hate,. I have this couple on my facebook. They have not been going out long. Infact I actually dicked her on her chubby friends living room floor on xmas morning just passed (not my proudest moment...she had a hairy clunge). The boyfriend i vaguely remember playing football with him when i younger...he reminded me of a baby giraffe taking its first steps. Thats the scene set. Anyways, they constantly post messages saying i love you on each others page. Why cant they fucking text each other? I mind about two weeks ago he actually posted 3 messages saying "I love you" (Well one actually read "excuse the swearing.....BUT I FUCKING LOVE YOU") all within hours of each other as well as posting on her shitey updates with similar comments. He also made a really cringeworthy picture, again with "i love you" on it and tagged them both. I was pissed the other night and asked them, during one of their ridiculous exchanges, if they actually had each others phone numbers. His reply was "facebook is easier". c**t I actually deleted her a while back (It was actually after that night where I was faced with the amazon jungle). She then added me again (anoither pet hate) and I accepted her. Then i got the boyfriend requesting me I have actually de-activated my facebook as its fucking chronic. Edited July 4, 2011 by Aufc 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 CC ICT Posted July 4, 2011 Share Posted July 4, 2011 A bigot of the orange variety on my Facebook was watching Braveheart the other night and posted a status about it. Instead of ending it with "Alba gu brath" he ended it with "Erin go bragh" I think we need a link to his profile. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CM. Posted July 4, 2011 Share Posted July 4, 2011 Apologies for the multiple posting but I just remembered my biggest facebook hate,. I have this couple on my facebook. They have not been going out long. Infact I actually dicked her on her chubby friends living room floor on xmas morning just passed (not my proudest moment...she had a hairy clunge). The boyfriend i vaguely remember playing football with him when i younger...he reminded me of a baby giraffe taking its first steps. Thats the scene set. Anyways, they constantly post messages saying i love you on each others page. Why cant they fucking text each other? I mind about two weeks ago he actually posted 3 messages saying "I love you" (Well one actually read "excuse the swearing.....BUT I FUCKING LOVE YOU") all within hours of each other as well as posting on her shitey updates with similar comments. He also made a really cringeworthy picture, again with "i love you" on it and tagged them both. I was pissed the other night and asked them, during one of their ridiculous exchanges, if they actually had each others phone numbers. His reply was "facebook is easier". c**t I actually deleted her a while back (It was actually after that night where I was faced with the amazon jungle). She then added me again (anoither pet hate) and I accepted her. Then i got the boyfriend requesting me I have actually de-activated my facebook as its fucking chronic. Pretty fucking similar to one of my mates and his girlfriend. It's actually so soul destroying that they moan about missing each other on their facebook walls every night of the cunting week when a simple 5 minute walk round the corner could address it. Fanny. Don't know if his wall is visible if you don't have him as a friend but the lord loves a trier. Bawbag 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted July 4, 2011 Share Posted July 4, 2011 Apologies for the multiple posting but I just remembered my biggest facebook hate,. I have this couple on my facebook. They have not been going out long. Infact I actually dicked her on her chubby friends living room floor on xmas morning just passed (not my proudest moment...she had a hairy clunge). The boyfriend i vaguely remember playing football with him when i younger...he reminded me of a baby giraffe taking its first steps. Thats the scene set. Anyways, they constantly post messages saying i love you on each others page. Why cant they fucking text each other? I mind about two weeks ago he actually posted 3 messages saying "I love you" (Well one actually read "excuse the swearing.....BUT I FUCKING LOVE YOU") all within hours of each other as well as posting on her shitey updates with similar comments. He also made a really cringeworthy picture, again with "i love you" on it and tagged them both. I was pissed the other night and asked them, during one of their ridiculous exchanges, if they actually had each others phone numbers. His reply was "facebook is easier". c**t I actually deleted her a while back (It was actually after that night where I was faced with the amazon jungle). She then added me again (anoither pet hate) and I accepted her. Then i got the boyfriend requesting me I have actually de-activated my facebook as its fucking chronic. luv you x 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted July 4, 2011 Share Posted July 4, 2011 I think i referred to a couple in one of my earlier rants posting sickening "xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx" shite to each other. They've split up (shock) and it's turned into a clusterfuck of possessiveness, virtual stalking and endless texts, plus a phone number change. Not the biggest surprise I have to say 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordieBoy80 Posted July 4, 2011 Share Posted July 4, 2011 I've carried a cock on my body, slept with a hardon on my stomach, I've kissed munters and it's gone soft. I'ts been puked on, peed on, pooped on and spent most of it's life in the dark, but I wouldn't trade it for anything. My cock isn't porno perfect, but when I look in the mirror I see a shagging machine and there is no greater honour or blessing♥ There you go. I'm using that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted July 4, 2011 Share Posted July 4, 2011 It's offical. signal at 12:20 it even passed on tv. Facebook will start charging this summer.If you copy this on your wall your icon will turn blue and facebook will be free for you. Please pass this message if not your count will be deleted. p.s, this is serious the icon turns blue, So please put this as your status ...and people actually believe it! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RTDEE2 Posted July 4, 2011 Share Posted July 4, 2011 "need new people to talk to. pm issss" annoying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supras Posted July 4, 2011 Share Posted July 4, 2011 Is anyone else getting lots of adverts from people trying to sell titp tickets? Sure, some might be because of them not being able to attend but most of them are dickheads trying to be touts. I hope they get no buyers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanquinho. Posted July 4, 2011 Share Posted July 4, 2011 "Like my status if you're awake" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speccy1984 Posted July 5, 2011 Share Posted July 5, 2011 Pish like this http://www.facebook....191561327561043 Pish like this does my head in as much as people supporting top 4 english teams and shite scottish teams. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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