SaltyTON Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 About 96% of the groups on Facebook are poor, but I did chuckle at "Throwing your girlfriend at pigs because she's an Angry Bird." NB Nobody ever seems to use "chuckle" any more. I also chuckled at that, it's probably the most "clever" of these groups I've seen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 People that are off work sick, but yet post or are tagged in pictures out drinking at the weekend Idiots. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaltyTON Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 People that are off work sick, but yet post or are tagged in pictures out drinking at the weekend Idiots. In this photo: Hoopy The Hound (photos . Remove tag) Add a description 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 24, 2011 Share Posted July 24, 2011 In this photo: Hoopy The Hound (photos . Remove tag) Add a description That can't be me, I'd never drink Becks. Either that or I was hammered beyond memory at the time 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kieran Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 Calling your penis Ronaldinho cos it can lob Seamen from 40 yards. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherrif John Bunnell Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 The 'sport are troops!!!' brigade are out in full force in their outrage at Amy WInehouse. REALITY CHECK FOLKS!!!!!5 day ago a true British hero was killed fighting for our country. Did you know this? Do you know his name? Did you care?A singer addicted to drugs and alcohol dies and its all over the news, facebook and twitter in minutes!!! !RIP Corporal Mark Anthony Palin from 1st battalion the Rifles! Who will put this as there status?? Why is it that when Amy Winehouse dies everyone is like omg RIP and all this when she ruined her own life through drugs. But when a British soldier dies fighting for their country no one seems to care half as much. Put this as your status if you think a British soldier's death is more important 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrunitedfw Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 "Like for a loveheart" (from a boy who is 16) Feck off you attention seeking W**k. What's worse is there are people actually liking it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RiG Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 Deactivated my Facebook the other day. The only thing I miss is looking at pictures of girls. I may reactivate it solely for this rason evry so often. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 Deactivated my Facebook the other day. The only thing I miss is looking at pictures of girls. I may reactivate it solely for this rason evry so often. You mean when you fancy a w**k 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Troll Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 About 96% of the groups on Facebook are poor, but I did chuckle at "Throwing your girlfriend at pigs because she's an Angry Bird." NB Nobody ever seems to use "chuckle" any more. "Joining the Death Eaters so you can get a hug of Voldermort" is my favourite just now 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 I hate expectant mothers that use a picture of their 38 week, stretch marked baby bump. It's not a pretty sight. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 Someone has tried to add me about four times now, but I have politely declined. He did it again today so I accepted him. Went out to play fives, got home, and he has invited me to two events; "We. The Fans. Don't Want A 10 Team. SPL" "Partick Thistle V Bewick Rangers" and added me into a group; "Scottish football without the Old Firm!!" I regret my decision already. I can see it being like this every week... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 Someone has tried to add me about four times now, but I have politely declined. He did it again today so I accepted him. Went out to play fives, got home, and he has invited me to two events; "We. The Fans. Don't Want A 10 Team. SPL" "Partick Thistle V Bewick Rangers" and added me into a group; "Scottish football without the Old Firm!!" I regret my decision already. I can see it being like this every week... I've got some arseholes the same as that, just simple delete them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrunitedfw Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 Someone has tried to add me about four times now, but I have politely declined. He did it again today so I accepted him. Went out to play fives, got home, and he has invited me to two events; "We. The Fans. Don't Want A 10 Team. SPL" "Partick Thistle V Bewick Rangers" and added me into a group; "Scottish football without the Old Firm!!" I regret my decision already. I can see it being like this every week... You shouldn't of responded to his invite because i'm sure then he cant re-add you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted July 25, 2011 Share Posted July 25, 2011 I've got some arseholes the same as that, just simple delete them. I'll keep him for a while. He may be useful. I found out that you can block invites to events from them, so that tool may come into use. You shouldn't of responded to his invite because i'm sure then he cant re-add you. You can click "Not now" and it goes away and lingers around the friends bit. You can then further that and go "I don't know this person" and it blocks invites from them, or you could click I don't know this person, but still let him be able to add me because I may change my mind 'cause I'm a nice guy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris McDonald Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 Some girl on my page has just updated her status with this 'Why don't my kids respect me? I feel like a bad mum' I felt tempted to say 'Put them up for adoption' but resisted the temptation 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaltyTON Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 I'll keep him for a while. He may be useful. I found out that you can block invites to events from them, so that tool may come into use. You can click "Not now" and it goes away and lingers around the friends bit. You can then further that and go "I don't know this person" and it blocks invites from them, or you could click I don't know this person, but still let him be able to add me because I may change my mind 'cause I'm a nice guy. Or just tell him he's a bit of a c**t. Sometimes people appreciate the truth... Not always, but sometimes... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaltyTON Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 Some girl on my page has just updated her status with this 'Why don't my kids respect me? I feel like a bad mum' I felt tempted to say 'Put them up for adoption' but resisted the temptation Just post 08001111. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted July 26, 2011 Share Posted July 26, 2011 Or just tell him he's a bit of a c**t. Sometimes people appreciate the truth... Not always, but sometimes... You're a bit of a c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarko_son Posted July 27, 2011 Share Posted July 27, 2011 the constant "Just back from Malia/Maga/Ayia Napa etc miss it sooo much ! Bring on Malia/Maga/Ayia Napa 2012!!" posts followed up by how shit it is to be back over several days and how they wish they were still there "work today, wish i was still in X" or "it's hot today but not as hot as (yep you guessed it! Generic european holiday resort X again)" are getting a tad annoying. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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