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"Happy birthday dad, wherever you are xx". Whilst I have sympathy with said individual, he's dead and I'm sure he's got better things to do than check Facebook for such posts on EVERY anniversary of his death.

He probably does, but this was his birthday! :P

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"Happy birthday dad, wherever you are xx". Whilst I have sympathy with said individual, he's dead and I'm sure he's got better things to do than check Facebook for such posts on EVERY anniversary of his death.

You are near Niddrie, probably not dead but just done a runner from a junky wife leaving the future dolies, sorry , kids, behind .

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My pal was showing me the statuses of a mid 30s divorcee who works in Tesco last night.

Only one I can remember just now is:

'JUST FISHING SHIT SO FAR'

What does that even mean?

To be fair his in his mid-30s and works in a shop, he's suffered enough. :(

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What does that even mean?

To be fair his in his mid-30s and works in a shop, he's suffered enough. :(

Maybe they only got a 2:2.

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Maybe they only got a 2:2.

I got a 2:2, despite STML, and work in the area that I did my degree to work in.

Roon ye. :rolleyes:

EDIT: I've had to change this several times to avoid some moron attempting a shit, oh so you're a cow cos you work in a field, pun.

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See if you can guess which on of these is from a male:

"Getting up and thinking you're actual Britney Spears - Urghh - Happens to the best of us - don't judge me y'all :-D lol!"

"in a bad mood n don't know why :/"

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Iain *******

Emily its Iain over the fence from your back garden,can you give your mum a message for me please ,a dont see any cars about,and a cant find her on fb, but a found yours, its do with some guys trying to get in your back garden,dont worrie mum no,s about it,its just to ask her and H if we can draw up a plan so as both gardens or houses are more secure,now a dont no if your mum has told

Iain ****** half pint are wroat a lot more but it dont seem to be all came up,and my spelling is atroshis,i dont no why the full message hasnt come up,a just dont no i am new to fb,but if you tell your mum a can explain bettar bye Emily yours in the cause Ian

17 April at 12:33

'atroshis'

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the constant "Just back from Malia/Maga/Ayia Napa etc miss it sooo much :(! Bring on Malia/Maga/Ayia Napa 2012!!" posts followed up by how shit it is to be back over several days and how they wish they were still there "work today, wish i was still in X" or "it's hot today but not as hot as (yep you guessed it! Generic european holiday resort X again)" are getting a tad annoying.

Just wait and enjoy the photos, man.

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I got an angry status aimed at me earlier, because I pretty much told someone to stop being an attention seeking weirdo. cool.gif

Some of his statuses...

"I'm so jealous of people with girlfriends...

So fuckin lonely and sad at this moment...."

"Needing someone to cuddle in to and blether shite to so badly hahaha"

"Love being Tipsy and thinking every girl I see is bloody gorgeous hahaha"

"I feel so close to you right now! ♥"

If he wasn't a good pal he'd be deleted. I've had to just stop his posts appearing on my newsfeed.

Btw TurboDee (if you see this) I'm disappointed you replied to him.

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I got an angry status aimed at me earlier, because I pretty much told someone to stop being an attention seeking weirdo. cool.gif

Some of his statuses...

"I'm so jealous of people with girlfriends...

So fuckin lonely and sad at this moment...."

"Needing someone to cuddle in to and blether shite to so badly hahaha"

"Love being Tipsy and thinking every girl I see is bloody gorgeous hahaha"

"I feel so close to you right now! ♥"

If he wasn't a good pal he'd be deleted. I've had to just stop his posts appearing on my newsfeed.

Btw TurboDee (if you see this) I'm disappointed you replied to him.

Next time you see this guy, ask him the fucking question.

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I got an angry status aimed at me earlier, because I pretty much told someone to stop being an attention seeking weirdo. cool.gif

Some of his statuses...

"I'm so jealous of people with girlfriends...

So fuckin lonely and sad at this moment...."

"Needing someone to cuddle in to and blether shite to so badly hahaha"

"Love being Tipsy and thinking every girl I see is bloody gorgeous hahaha"

"I feel so close to you right now! ♥"

If he wasn't a good pal he'd be deleted. I've had to just stop his posts appearing on my newsfeed.

Btw TurboDee (if you see this) I'm disappointed you replied to him.

:lol: Good old boagsy.

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