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Annoying things people write on Facebook


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You must have a shite life.

Glad somebody said it. Come on "Chris McDonald", aye it was funny but if that made your year I can only assume that you lost your entire family after a plane crashed into your house destroying your uninsured Picasso and Ferrari collection...

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The girl who likes posting statuses to prove how drunk she is strikes again...

"lovkvg lufre with eceyone. jydsssd"

What the christ is that even meant to say?

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The girl who likes posting statuses to prove how drunk she is strikes again...

"lovkvg lufre with eceyone. jydsssd"

What the christ is that even meant to say?

Based on nearby letters on a qwerty keyboard (so she must have a phone a touch screen one), it probably means "Loving life with everyone. Yaassss".

However my phone, which normally predicts words based on adjacent letters if you make a typo, exploded.

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Theres a fukin whopper on mine who recently added me. When I looked on her wall it was a sight for sore eyes.

She says things like 'Who wants to be my husband on this?' 0 replies 0 likes.

At 4 o clock in the morning 'Sooooo bores, who wants to go out a walk' 0 replies 0 likes

'Like this if u think im stupid' 3 likes (Jeezo)

'Anyone wantin foned' 0 replies

'Dnt no wit tae do anymore feel like ending it'. This gets the desired response, 24 comments. I would carry the cow to the Erskine Bridge if she was serious.

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I got Goerge "funzboy" furns to delete me.

kept commenting on his posts and shit

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then posted this and tagged him,

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and a few others tagging him in them, got deleted :(

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I have a girl on mine who is constantly posting status' about how much she loves her boyfriend. The final straw for me, however, was when she "checked in" at "Stephen's lap"

Dirty.

I had someone earlier check in at "McKenna Mansion"(her house). Instantly deleted.

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Dirty.

I had someone earlier check in at "McKenna Mansion"(her house). Instantly deleted.

My girlfriend does that constantly. And, whenever I go there, I get checked in as well. Followed by her bed. Followed by anywhere that we decide to go.

Fucking pain in the arse.

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