Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 There's a rumour going around that girls are better at anything than boys! Well,can you go into a shop for the exact item you went for and not wander out with three pairs of tights, a throw pillow for the sofa and a copy of 'Hello!' magazine as well? Can you reverse a small car into a parking space the size of an aircraft carrier inside 24 hours? Can you choose a main course from a restaurant menu before the next ice age? Can you be in the vicinity of another woman you know and not assassinate the character of a mutual aquaintance within 30 seconds? Do you understand the offside rule? Do you ever shut up? The answer is no, so get back in the kitchen and STOP POSTING DRIVEL ON FACEBOOK. Get it posted, big ane! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 Couldn't post it as a status update as it had too many characters (the only real 'character' is me, of course!) but I posted it as a note, which has the added bonus that it can can shared at the click of a button. So come on blokes, let's show these tarts who the boss is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estragon Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 My mates wee brothers on my fb. 16, plays for hibs, good lookin lad (according to the burds my age -25), built like a tank, sings in a band - so all in all doing well for himself...... REPRESSED 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NathanQP Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 people that complain about SAAS on fb are annoying. imagine moaning about getting your fees paid for you 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris McDonald Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 My mates wee brothers on my fb. 16, plays for hibs, good lookin lad (according to the burds my age -25), built like a tank, sings in a band - so all in all doing well for himself...... posted this - 'The Worst Things Happen To The Best People' Likes = 197. WTF!!!! - fair play 165 were burds the day prior he writes - 'Donkey From Shrek - What A Lad' Likes = 114 How many friends has this guy got? I know somebody with around 1200 friends and gets at least 20 likes for every status or video he posts 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris McDonald Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 There's a rumour going around that girls are better at anything than boys! Well,can you go into a shop for the exact item you went for and not wander out with three pairs of tights, a throw pillow for the sofa and a copy of 'Hello!' magazine as well? Can you reverse a small car into a parking space the size of an aircraft carrier inside 24 hours? Can you choose a main course from a restaurant menu before the next ice age? Can you be in the vicinity of another woman you know and not assassinate the character of a mutual aquaintance within 30 seconds? Do you understand the offside rule? Do you ever shut up? The answer is no, so get back in the kitchen and STOP POSTING DRIVEL ON FACEBOOK. Im away to use that as a status 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 people that complain about SAAS on fb are annoying. imagine moaning about getting your fees paid for you In fairness, they're fecking morons that couldn't sort an orgy in a brothel. Mainly because it involves parting with money, obviously, but not entirely. I think though you've got a point. The people that complain the loudest about SAAS are the people that leave it until the last minute to apply and then are shocked when it's not sorted by the time they expect it to be. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 There's a girl I've been working with for the last month, she's one of the tidiest burds I've ever met. Anyway, I've just seen a picture of her boyfriend on FB, and he's a right geeky looking fucker. I laughed heartily at this, good man. Every now and again FB provides some proper laughs to make up for all the people spraffing about Beyonce being pregant, or how strong a woman they are. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
black and gold army Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 The people that complain the loudest about SAAS are the people that leave it until the last minute to apply and then are shocked when it's not sorted by the time they expect it to be. That would be me then. Never posted a status about it though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 That would be me then. Never posted a status about it though I wouldn't have seen it if you had as I have no idea who you are. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forehead7 Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 people that complain about SAAS on fb are annoying. imagine moaning about getting your fees paid for you A lot of them are like "I submitted it a month ago" yada yada yada. Do they not say you should submit it by June 30th? Fair enough if you don't know until after your exam results but all the people I know who are complaining are in my class (someone started a facebook group for our year group) and they'd have got their results in the middle of June, IIRC. There's a girl I've been working with for the last month, she's one of the tidiest burds I've ever met. Anyway, I've just seen a picture of her boyfriend on FB, and he's a right geeky looking fucker. . Pictures of both for wanking/hilarity(delete as appropriate). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 A lot of them are like "I submitted it a month ago" yada yada yada. Do they not say you should submit it by June 30th? Fair enough if you don't know until after your exam results but all the people I know who are complaining are in my class (someone started a facebook group for our year group) and they'd have got their results in the middle of June, IIRC. I don't know how it works for other courses, but we (nursing) were told to apply even before we had a conditional offer. It works slightly differently because for the 3 year diploma/degree course, you get a bursary rather than a loan, but if we were to submit our applications before we had our places confirmed, I don't know if/why others should have to wait. Either way, if you leave it until the last minute (and waiting until August is last minute!), what else do you expect? Morons. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dan_ict Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 Pals bird - "why are you trying to hurt me so much? What have I done that's this bad to deserve this!?" Friend - smileee you! (: be strongggg! Xxxx pals bird- "A can't iona he's breaking my heart but yet I still love him and am trying my best to be with him but am getting treated like a peace of shit over everything! he's with his mates he changes! But at home he's all I love you you a don't want to loss you and then this bang one thing to another with him :'( xxx " Pal- Because your spelling's fucking shite... I love my friend 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forehead7 Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 I don't know how it works for other courses, but we (nursing) were told to apply even before we had a conditional offer. It works slightly differently because for the 3 year diploma/degree course, you get a bursary rather than a loan, but if we were to submit our applications before we had our places confirmed, I don't know if/why others should have to wait. Either way, if you leave it until the last minute (and waiting until August is last minute!), what else do you expect? Morons. Yup. I got mine through about a month ago. I always submit it before August 5th, cause when the higher results come in then SAAS get fucking busy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 (edited) I submitted my SAAS application well before the deadline date and haven't heard back, c***s, infact they haven't even looked at my application yet and I will moan about it on Facebook if I want Edited September 1, 2011 by Honest Saints Fan 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NathanQP Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 I submitted my SAAS application well before the deadline date and haven't heard back, c***s, infact they haven't even looked at my application yet and I will moan about it on Facebook if I want moan about things getting paid for you, how petty 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 moan about things getting paid for you, how petty Yep 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nizlopi Posted September 1, 2011 Share Posted September 1, 2011 i need a hug!! To give me a hug please click "Like" under this post, then copy and share to your status. I believe that I know who will want to hug me, and those who won't ! Remember that once you click on "Like", you must re post this status on your wall. Sure will be interesting to see how many of my friends will give me a hug by liking this post. (Don't be shy, hugs are great! And today I need lots) x 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#Gary Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 I applied for SAAS two days ago, and I'll probably have a moan or two when uni starts and I'm skint. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 I submitted my SAAS application well before the deadline date and haven't heard back, c***s, infact they haven't even looked at my application yet and I will moan about it on Facebook if I want I submitted my application on the 29th of June. I received the paperwork that shows when the payments are due and confirmation that my fees will be paid this year a couple of weeks ago. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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