Clarko_son Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 "My mum got me up for work n i passd the bathroom n the first thng i could smell waz the stench of toilet chocolate nw i feel sick so eh dad the least u coulda done waz spray that stuf ppl lyk to call AIR FRESHNER" charming.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ebanda's Handyman Services Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 "My mum got me up for work n i passd the bathroom n the first thng i could smell waz the stench of toilet chocolate nw i feel sick so eh dad the least u coulda done waz spray that stuf ppl lyk to call AIR FRESHNER" Charmin.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 COUSIN WAR!!!! Copy this if you are the smartest, most well behaved, best looking and funniest of your cousins. If this stands an hour without a cousin protesting, you are the winner. I dare you. It's on!! COUSIN WAR (Bring it ON!) TBF though, the lassie who posted this does not usually indulge in this type of shite 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lanky_ffc Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 (edited) Seeing as there's 73 pages of this thread, I'm guessing we've already covered the Sunday morning hangover patter that gets spouted every week? The only time I've ever liked one of these posts was a lad on my FB saying, "Rougher than Ian Huntly's foreplay". Edited September 2, 2011 by lanky_ffc 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discopants Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 "We're all going on a European Tour", "No **** in Europe" etc etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NathanQP Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 "We're all going on a European Tour", "No **** in Europe" etc etc. ano there arn't words to describe their idoiticy 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda Posted September 2, 2011 Share Posted September 2, 2011 ano there arn't words to describe their idoiticy Heh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 'Just lost the best person in my life cnt be arsed being.here anymore. Nothing to live for now. May aswell put this bit of rope or this knife to use' this from a guy at work that usually likes to think of himself as a bit of a hardman. it's in response to his girlfriend of 3 weeks leaving him 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 "Amazing nite out wi ma girlies last nite" usually posted circa 2am Next morning "why are ppl so evil cant believe that cow tried 2 pull my boyfriend, i hate all my friends" -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#Gary Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 I applied for SAAS two days ago, and I'll probably have a moan or two when uni starts and I'm skint. I hate people who complain about SAAS on FB. (I got my letter in today, that was quick!) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
#Gary Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 "Amazing nite out wi ma girlies last nite" usually posted circa 2am Next morning "why are ppl so evil cant believe that cow tried 2 pull my boyfriend, i hate all my friends" I think your current facebook friends might be a little too young ... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 I think your current facebook friends might be a little too young ... No one i know has posted that, it's just when i read those kind of things on folk's pages i get pissed off with the levels of attention seeking that folk go to. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamboMikey Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 COUSIN WAR!!!! Copy this if you are the smartest, most well behaved, best looking and funniest of your cousins. If this stands an hour without a cousin protesting, you are the winner. I dare you. It's on!! COUSIN WAR (Bring it ON!) TBF though, the lassie who posted this does not usually indulge in this type of shite 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditots Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 I'm getting pissed off with a guy who seems to spend most of his day on Youtube listening to music from the early 90's. Unfortunatly he is putting a link on his FB to every song he seems to listen too. My FB page must have at least 15-20 of these links on it every day. SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE THIS GUY A JOB 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forehead7 Posted September 3, 2011 Share Posted September 3, 2011 I'm getting pissed off with a guy who seems to spend most of his day on Youtube listening to music from the early 90's. Unfortunatly he is putting a link on his FB to every song he seems to listen too. My FB page must have at least 15-20 of these links on it every day. SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE THIS GUY A JOB He might've linked his youtube account to his facebook's and when he favourites a video it posts it. If that's the case then you can hide all posts via youtube by clicking the wee "x" when you hover over the post. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HEY_SIDNEY Posted September 4, 2011 Share Posted September 4, 2011 How many friends has this guy got? I know somebody with around 1200 friends and gets at least 20 likes for every status or video he posts wee jonny has around 804 i believe. most av had is 59 likes for the post : 'Think How Much Better The Scheme Would Be If Dave Lamb From Come Dine With Me Narrated It... Think About That' which got turned into a fb page lol 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted September 4, 2011 Share Posted September 4, 2011 Not such a nag about what people write, but it really does my head in when folk sit and play daft games on facebook with the volume on full blast when you are trying to watch the telly. The wife has a bad habit of doing this, i got my own back once when she went to the toilet i turned the volume off and removed the sound icon from the toolbar. She wasnt best pleased 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted September 4, 2011 Share Posted September 4, 2011 I'm 14 weeks and craving skittles I'm 10 weeks and craving M&Ms Can someone explain? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted September 4, 2011 Share Posted September 4, 2011 Can someone explain? I have no idea what it means, but I'm pretty sure it's just a girl's thing, although this boy tried it, thinking he was fucking hilarious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted September 4, 2011 Share Posted September 4, 2011 (edited) Can someone explain? The number of weeks is the date and the "craving" is the month of their birthday. It's another of these "let's raise awareness of breast cancer by not actually posting anything even remotely related to breast cancer and not actually telling anyone what we're doing" posts. Aw, have I let my sisterhood down by revealing all again? Edit: I've still got the PM message: Ok PRETTY LADIES.. It's that time of year again in support of Breast Cancer Awareness! We all remember last years game of writing your bra color as your status? or the way we like to have our handbag handy? Remember last year so many people took part that it made national news and the constant updating of status reminded everyone why we're doing this and helped raise awareness! DO NOT tell any males what the status' mean, keep them guessing And please Broadcast this to all ur female friends to see if we can make a bigger fuss this year than last year I did my part... So now its YOUR turn! The idea is to choose the month You were born and the day you were born. Pass this on to the girls only and lets see how far it reaches around. The last one about the bra went round the world. So you'll write... I'm (your birth month) weeks and I'm craving (your birthdate) !!! as your status Example: Feb 14th= I'm 2 weeks and craving Choclolate mints!! January-1week Febuary-2weeks March-3weeks April-4weeks May-6weeks June-8weeks July-10weeks August-12weeks September-13weeks October-14weeks November-16weeks December-18weeks Days of the month: 1- Skittles 2- Starburst 3- Kit-Kat 4- M&M's 5- chocolate eclairs 6- Ice Cream 7- Dairy Milk 8- Lollipop 9- Peanut Butter Cups 10- Meat Balls 11- Twizzlers 12- Bubble Gum 13- Hershey's Kisses 14- Chocolate Mints 15- Twix 16- Cheese 17- Fudge 18- Cherry Jello 19- Banana's 20- Pickels 21- Chicken Wings 22- Skittles 23- Gummy Bearsl 24- Gummy Worms 25- Strawberry Pop Tarts 26- Starburst 27- Mini Eggs 28- Kit-Kat Chunkie 29- Double Chocolate Chip Chrunchy Cookies 30- Smarties 31- Chocolate Cake HAVE FUN!!!!! :0) I have no idea why people continue to send me these things when I completely ignore them and have made some fairly scathing comments about them in the past. Edited September 4, 2011 by Mrs M 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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