Estragon Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 lad on mine av notice post exact same evryday. Mornin. .... (around 7.45-8.00) Gym n sauna tym (12 noon) starvin man(4.15-4.30) Stewie fae fam guys funny. hes d man ( every night at 11.15) And when he writes happy birthday to somone.......'H bday'.... actual effort to write -just dont bother See, now that's the kind of thing that would have you deleted from mine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clarko_son Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 Before you judge my life, my past or my character... Walk in my shoes, walk the path I have traveled, live my sorrow, my abuse, my doubts, my fear , my pain and my laughter! Remember, "Judge not lest ye be judged." Everyone has their own story! When you've lived my life, then you can judge me! If you agree, post this on your wall (how many have the courage to do so? how about f**k off 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 Before you judge my life, my past or my character... Walk in my shoes, walk the path I have traveled, live my sorrow, my abuse, my doubts, my fear , my pain and my laughter! Remember, "Judge not lest ye be judged." Everyone has their own story! When you've lived my life, then you can judge me! If you agree, post this on your wall (how many have the courage to do so? how about f**k off If someone posted that on my wall I would start a vicious rumour about them being a cross-dresser who listens to Maroon 5. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 there are some stone rosers coming from this bird that used to be in my registration class: 'Someone tell kerrys girlfiend no ti come backty this house again! cos theyl be war if she does!! fucked up fucking family, fighting my mum yesterday & kerry the day. Got a burst lip bloody bite marks, scratches & bruised knuckles!! Leaving ti stay at my nanas cos had enough of this shitee holee !! Better off with no family at all!!' someone asks why this has happened and we're hit with: 'cos a was argueing with my mum yday ended up fighting my mum, and kerry though it would be funny ti swing fir me earlier so been in two fights av packed some stuff going upti ma nanas the now so my dad says hel have the house ready for end of the week a kanni stay here want nuhin ti dae with them xx' things heat up a bit after someone else says 'have they forgot you're pregnant': 'a ken man, anythings happend ti this wane and by god al murder them, apparanty a battered ma mum ha! loda shitee, al she cares about is kerry always has. Am argueing wae them aw barr ma dad hes telt me ti go ti ma nanas dont hink hes happy but its my mum and kerry aw man a cba wae familys xx' but perhaps my favourite part comes courtesy of a laura phillips who pipes up with: ' i dont know you hen but here for you ♥' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wunfellaff Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 ''On a scale of 0 to .........Thomas the tank engine/joseph fritzel etc etc how were yada yada'' PISSFLAPS! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 "Like for looks personality and closeness <3" No. Just no. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishBhoy Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 Add a girl called Kristin Lee McPhail. You will get hours of hilarity. I cant put her page up as shes blocked me but my god. She has about 400 photos of herself, and EVERY SINGLE ONE is taken by her, either at arms length or in a mirror. She had pictures up of an Ann Summers party she went to and it was the most disgusting pics ive ever seen. Literally gave me the boke. I actually wanted to keep her on it because her posts were hilariously bad but she deleted me 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HEY_SIDNEY Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 See, now that's the kind of thing that would have you deleted from mine. Thats precisely why we arent friends in the first place Mr English Teacher. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 See, now that's the kind of thing that would have you deleted from mine. Thats precisely why we arent friends in the first place Mr English Teacher. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ditots Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 This bugs me, "To every single one of you who are on my friends list. I enjoy catching up; I enjoy hearing about you and your family; I am not only glad to count you as friends, but also family. Lets see who actually pays attention. Like this post and then copy this as your status just for a minute. I'll be watching to see who really does cherish family and friendship. Thank you for being part of my life" She has a different one what seems like every day 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael W Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT ... If you cross the North Korean border illegally, you get 12 yrs hard labor. If you cross the Afghanistan border illegally, you get shot. Two Americans just got eight years for crossing the Iranian border. If you cross the UK border illegally you get a job, a drivers license, food stamps 4 tesco, a place to live, health care, housing & child benefits, education, & a tax free business for 7 yrs ...No wonder we are a country in debt. Re-post if you agree A tax-free business for 7 years. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 haha some twat on my facebook wrote a dig at somepeople i know, i put 'i love a facebook drama' as my status and he removed me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 (edited) the girl you just called fat? She's overdosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for his country. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. Put this as your status if you're against bullying. I bet 95 % of you wont re-post , but my true friends will Followed by this, a mere 2mins later Before you judge my life, my past or my character... Walk in my shoes, walk the path I have travelled, live my sorrow, my doubts, my fear , my pain and my laughter! Remember, "Judge not lest ye be judged." Everyone has their own story! When you've lived my life, then you can judge me! If you agree, post this on your wall (how many have the courage to do so?) Edited September 7, 2011 by ffcsam 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lanky_ffc Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 (edited) Not long til the first OF game of the season. My FB goes mental during that 90 minutes. Funny all the burds, and the odd guy, that never post anything related to football but come out with all the "FTP", "WATP", etc. Edited September 7, 2011 by lanky_ffc 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HEY_SIDNEY Posted September 8, 2011 Share Posted September 8, 2011 'Hey guys, just to let u know me n gary are engaged, so happy' Just fook aff man. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted September 8, 2011 Share Posted September 8, 2011 "Arggghhhh yet again i can't sleep :-(" Stop putting shite statuses on Facebook about it then, you fucking twat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted September 8, 2011 Share Posted September 8, 2011 "Arggghhhh yet again i can't sleep :-(" Stop putting shite statuses on Facebook about it then, you fucking twat. This annoys me so fucking much. Other things that annoy me are people using an 'a' instead of 'I.' In fact, illiterate people in general annoy me a lot on facebook. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ffcsam Posted September 8, 2011 Share Posted September 8, 2011 ... Post this if you have a gran in Heaven! "¸¸.•*"Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ"*•.¸¸If flowers grow in heaven Lord, then pick a bunch for me.. place them in my gran's arms and tell her they're from me.Tell her that I love and miss her, and when she turns to smile,..Place a kiss upon her cheek and hold her for awhile ♥ Jesus H Etc 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaltyTON Posted September 8, 2011 Share Posted September 8, 2011 (edited) For once I agree in part, but why bother posting it? FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE: 1. Money cannot buy happiness but its more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than on a bicycle. 2. Forgive your enemy but remember the b*****ds name. 3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they're in trouble again. 4. Many people are alive only because its illegal to shoot them. 5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk. Re-Post if you agree!! LOL Edited September 8, 2011 by SaltyTON 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheesy Posted September 8, 2011 Share Posted September 8, 2011 Anything that says 'LOL'. Makes the person look like they have zero intelligence. I also don't like people who post song lyrics. Complete waste of their and my time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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