superwell87 Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 Been seeing a lot of "add me on kik" appear on my newsfeed over the past 24 hours or so...... just because you have doesn't mean everyone else does Get a grip. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
port-ton Posted January 3, 2012 Share Posted January 3, 2012 Shame on you all. You've turned a thread laughing at people who have too many facebook friends into a game of how many friends do you have on facebook. If the last few pages of this thread had been on facebook i'd have been on here telling everyone what a bunch of mouldy porkshafts you all are, and worst of all you'd all have agreed with me!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 I liked the brass neck of sluts and degenerates posting their reviews of the year. Somehow I don't think being sacked from your job working the Poundland checkouts can be qualified as taking a 'relaxing summer'. And that accidental wean you pushed out, probably after being pumped on the way home from Word Up, well, you're not kidding anyone when you claim it's the best thing you've ever done. Car-crash years whitewashed as a success, not so much annoying but 'pleasing'. Same again this year. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gareth_Glasgow Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 Daft lassie on my new feed: "A would not mind bein a homless person in the slightest if a lived abroad !!" Whit? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 Okay so there's this guy on my facebook who is the biggest gloryhunter I know. He lives in Dunfermline but he only supports Man Utd. The only Man utd game he has ever been to was that time they played Dunfermline at EEP in a meaningless pre-season friendly 2 years ago; the biggest star there was probably Darren Gibson. Anyway he only posts about the games that are on Sky Sports, yet he continues to claim that he's a die-hard, loyal, lifelong United supporter, and it seriously gets on my tits. He alo posts the scorer of any Utd goal in capital letters with a love heart after it, it frustrates me so fucking much. WELBECK! ♥ December 21, 2011 at 8:09pm via mobile · [/url] NANI! ♥December 21, 2011 at 8:29pm via mobile · RYAN GIGGS ♥December 21, 2011 at 8:45pm via mobile Rooooney! Rooooney! ♥· December 21, 2011 at 9:47pm via mobile BERBATOV! 5-0 Man United! ♥December 21, 2011 at 9:50pm via mobile Manchester City; we're hunting you down! Only 5 goals behind!· December 26, 2011 at 6:18pm via mobile BERBATOV! ♥December 31, 2011 at 2:10pm via mobile And then when they got beat, 18 minutes ago.. Utter disgraceful need NEW SIGNING!!19 minutes ago via mobile · PLEASING. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lanky_ffc Posted January 4, 2012 Share Posted January 4, 2012 I have a few Arsenal 'fans' like that on my Facebook. Gloryhunters that forgot about the glory. Also, those love hearts really annoy me. Sure fire sign of a Facebook mongo. "I can't actually use words to express how I'm feeling so I'll post a name with a love heart next to it." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 A girl has just posted a photo of herself. One of those photos where they're just standing in front of their mirror. But she used her iPad, it looks fucking ridiculous. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 Apparently some lassie's profile photo was her getting pumped. There has been various pages made about her. I can't remember her name though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RayBees Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 Just remembered this nugget from before Christmas: 'Just lost my job. No warning. f**k all.''What is that all about pal?''Boss said I was taking parcels home with me. But everybody does it.' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 Every now and again you get something on FB that's amusing for the right reasons. Like the white guy on my FB who's status is this: ╔══════════════ღ☃ღ══════════════╗ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~ Repost this if ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ you are a beautiful strong black woman~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~~ ~ who don’t need no man ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ╚══════════════ღ☃ღ══════════════╝ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooky Posted January 5, 2012 Share Posted January 5, 2012 A girl has just posted a photo of herself. One of those photos where they're just standing in front of their mirror. But she used her iPad, it looks fucking ridiculous. There is a boy on mine who done exactly the same, accompanied with "New years outfit x" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted January 8, 2012 Share Posted January 8, 2012 Anyone over the age of 35 should read this, i copied it from a fellow facebooker♥ Checking out at the local supermarket recently, the young cashier suggested I should bring my own grocery bags because plastic bags weren't good for the environment. I apologized and explained, "We didn't have this green thing back in my earlier days." The clerk responded, "That's our problem today. Your generation did not care enough to save our environment for future generations." She was right about one thing -- our generation didn't have the green thing in "Our" day. So what did we have back then…? After some reflection and soul-searching on "Our" day here's what I remembered we did have.... Back then, we returned milk bottles,pop bottles and beer bottles to the shop. The shop sent them back to the plant to be washed and sterilized and refilled, so it could use the same bottles repeatedly. So they really were recycled. But we didn't have the green thing back in our day. We walked up stairs, because we didn't have an escalator in every store and office building. We walked to the grocery store and didn't climb into a 300-horsepower machine every time we had to go two streets. But she was right. We didn't have the green thing in our day. Back then, we washed the baby's nappies because we didn't have the throw-away kind. We dried clothes on a line, not in an energy gobbling machine burning up 220 volts -- wind and solar power really did dry our clothes back in our early days. Kids got hand-me-down clothes from their brothers or sisters, not always brand-new clothing. But that young lady is right. We didn't have the green thing back in our day. Back then, we had one TV, or radio, in the house -- not a TV in every room. And the TV had a small screen the size of a handkerchief (remember them?), not a screen the size of the lake district. In the kitchen, we blended and stirred by hand because we didn't have electric machines to do everything for us. When we packaged a fragile item to send in the mail, we used wadded up old newspapers to cushion it, not Styrofoam or plastic bubble wrap. Back then, we didn't fire up an engine and burn gasoline just to cut the lawn. We used a push mower that ran on human power. We exercised by working so we didn't need to go to a health club to run on treadmills that operate on electricity. But she's right. We didn't have the green thing back then. We drank from a fountain when we were thirsty instead of using a cup or a plastic bottle every time we had a drink of water. We refilled writing pens with ink instead of buying a new pen, and we replaced the razor blades in a razor instead of throwing away the whole razor just because the blade got dull. But we didn't have the green thing back then. Back then, people took the bus, and kids rode their bikes to school or walked instead of turning their mums into a 24-hour taxi service. We had one electrical outlet in a room, not an entire bank of sockets to power a dozen appliances. And we didn't need a computerized gadget to receive a signal beamed from satellites 2,000 miles out in space in order to find the nearest pizza joint. But isn't it sad the current generation laments how wasteful we old folks were just because we didn't have the green thing back then? Please post this on your Facebook profile so another selfish old person who needs a lesson in conservation from a smarty-pants young person ♥ Who the f**k wastes their time writing this shite? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted January 8, 2012 Share Posted January 8, 2012 Apparently some lassie's profile photo was her getting pumped. There has been various pages made about her. I can't remember her name though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanquinho. Posted January 9, 2012 Share Posted January 9, 2012 (edited) This can be applied to real life conversations aswell but slightly differently: I commented on a lassy pal's status, some other girl comes on spouting stuff, talking to my pal and generally giving off the impression that they had known each other inside out. Since we're quite close, I was intrigued as to why I had never before heard of this lassy in my entire life. Then the following transpired on private chat: Me: So who's that lassy that was commenting on your status? Pal: Just this lassy. THIS LASSY? Get the f*ck out my face with that answer, we're not 12 anymore. Edited January 9, 2012 by Vanquinho. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaltyTON Posted January 9, 2012 Share Posted January 9, 2012 Who the f**k wastes their time writing this shite? It's okay; they just caused a shitload more pollution with their fossil fuel power stations. Oh, and their leaded petrol, and their coal burning fires... Not to mention their TBT coated ships and their DDT covered crops. Funny that Glasgow had smog in their days, eh? Fucking old people! :angry: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted January 9, 2012 Share Posted January 9, 2012 There's nothing worse than people having FB "banter" with their parents, especially when it's between a guy and his mum. One guy on my FB says things like "my mum won't let me in the kitchen because she's making me a surprise, the suspense is killing me", and she'll reply by saying "tut tut, you'll just have to wait xx". They're practically flirting with eachother, it makes me fucking sick. I have my mother as friend on FB. More because she takes the hump about things over f**k all and I'm a good son, but it doesn't stop me having her on ignore. The worst is when she comments on some of my status's...and then I burst into flames 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 [/url] Kirsten Patrick Think ma waters just broke woohoo!! .. See the midwife in an hour so al have her confirm it Like · · via · like this. U think? Yed knw cos its loads lol x2 minutes ago · Like Naw there is Alot of water but no hundreds but a new what had happened and there's a big mucas plug in the middle of it lol. And it's definitely no peee!! Xabout a minute ago · Like Good luck ♥!!xxxxxxxA few seconds ago · Like 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NathanQP Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 Kirsten Patrick Think ma waters just broke woohoo!! .. See the midwife in an hour so al have her confirm it Like · · 4 minutes ago via Mobile · 2 people like this. Claire McQueen U think? Yed knw cos its loads lol x2 minutes ago · Like Kirsten Patrick Naw there is Alot of water but no hundreds but a new what had happened and there's a big mucas plug in the middle of it lol. And it's definitely no peee!! Xabout a minute ago · Like CicelyRose Grey Good luck ♥!!xxxxxxxA few seconds ago · Like Sorry, what? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 That's horrific. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 wait, there's more: Samantha Fish Doesn't need 2 be loads it can just dribble out really slowly xox5 minutes ago · Like · 1 Claire McQueen Awel maybe a had loads cos a had twins mine didn't stop for 15minutes xxx5 minutes ago · Like Kirsten Patrick That what it's doing it's dribbling it's wierd a did have a big gush with Ellie but see that way were u just no lol xx3 minutes ago · Like Samantha Fish Lol I know someone who's waters were going for hours but like just dribbling think everyone can be different xox 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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