NathanQP Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 I just had lunch, thanksall i can think of know is dribbling 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 I just had lunch, thanksall i can think of know is dribbling You've just had lunch? I just read that whilst eating tuna sandwiches 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NathanQP Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 You've just had lunch? I just read that whilst eating tuna sandwiches :lol: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanquinho. Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 Pal: F*ck sake Me: What's up? Pal: Dad's being a lazy c*nt. Me: How? Pal: I text him and said "can you please bring me a drink of water upstairs?" he said "Aye i'll dae it when i got to bed in half an hour" Me: I put it to you, that you're the lazy one mate Pal: Aye but I just woke up (bearing in mind this was about 1pm. I decided to take the piss a bit) Me: AYE? Well that makes all the difference eh.. Pal: Ken how lazy can he be? Me: Unbelievable man, the laziness of some folk is unreal. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaltyTON Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 [/url] Kirsten Patrick Think ma waters just broke woohoo!! .. See the midwife in an hour so al have her confirm it Like · · via · like this. U think? Yed knw cos its loads lol x2 minutes ago · Like Naw there is Alot of water but no hundreds but a new what had happened and there's a big mucas plug in the middle of it lol. And it's definitely no peee!! Xabout a minute ago · Like Good luck ♥!!xxxxxxxA few seconds ago · Like wait, there's more: Samantha Fish Doesn't need 2 be loads it can just dribble out really slowly xox5 minutes ago · Like · 1 Claire McQueen Awel maybe a had loads cos a had twins mine didn't stop for 15minutes xxx5 minutes ago · Like Kirsten Patrick That what it's doing it's dribbling it's wierd a did have a big gush with Ellie but see that way were u just no lol xx3 minutes ago · Like Samantha Fish Lol I know someone who's waters were going for hours but like just dribbling think everyone can be different xox Hitler was into forced sterilisation of simple folk, maybe he wasn't entirely wrong... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 What's concerning for me is that these girls don't look any older than 13. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 wait, there's more: Samantha Fish Doesn't need 2 be loads it can just dribble out really slowly xox5 minutes ago · Like · 1 Claire McQueen Awel maybe a had loads cos a had twins mine didn't stop for 15minutes xxx5 minutes ago · Like Kirsten Patrick That what it's doing it's dribbling it's wierd a did have a big gush with Ellie but see that way were u just no lol xx3 minutes ago · Like Samantha Fish Lol I know someone who's waters were going for hours but like just dribbling think everyone can be different xox Jesus wept. I now have an image of a nedette gushing ectoplasm from her vertical bacon sandwich. NOT cool. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bullywee Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 i went to school with the main offender and worked with another of them for a while. thankfully they're at least 20 or over. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 i went to school with the main offender and worked with another of them for a while. thankfully they're at least 20 or over. That nearly makes it worse. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
port-ton Posted January 10, 2012 Share Posted January 10, 2012 Thankfully i found out about the fact a mucus plug even existed a week ago, if i had found out this way then i'd have been getting psychiatric help until i was in my 70's. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 :lol: Fantastic. I wish I had people like that on FB. So do i. The nearest i can offer is a Rangers fan who has a giant hissy and deletes half his mates when they take the pish after a draw/defeat. I firmly believe he'll be institutionalised if they go into Administration. He's been to 3 games in his life 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC. Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 Happy to say I got rid of all the roasters I had on facebook. One put up a picture of an application form to work in a creche or somewhere where you work with children. A question asked about experience and what these experiences evoked...something along those lines. The word 'evoke' was definitely in there. Not a hard word. Her reply? "haaha wit tha f**k dis that evn mean man lol" Also spelled 'here', 'hear' and 'there', 'they're' etc. Also, she uploaded various photos of her boyfriend with 'amazing' dyes of green and pink in his hair...He changed the do in different styles, short back and sides, saltire...Really, really cringy stuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lambie's Pigeon Feed Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 A good mate of mine likes all his bird's status updates, there will of course be times this is appropriate but any old pish and those annoying games things people play, why the hell like all of them. My entire top right thing is just filled with him liking 10 of her pieces of ignorance in a row. A bird on mine has gone to work in Australia, every fucking day a picture of the Sydney Harbour Bridge, yes we understand you can see it from where you live but Jesus wept tedious pish like "having an afternoon stroll" or "heading out for lunch" is always accompanied by a new upload of the bridge. Cue numerous "sooooo jealous" posts from her friends. Sod off, we get it. Another bird on mine posts nothing but things like "off to work", "working till 7", "going to bed" and I get at least one per day, normally more. Who gives a shit? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
city_gord Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 There have been a few lassies on mine in the last few days coming out with "Need a hug " or some variation of that. I'm not sure if their attention seeking is more annoying or the people who comment "virtual hug coming your way" or "Big hugs hunni xxxx" Twats, the lot of them! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dennis Bergkamp Posted January 11, 2012 Share Posted January 11, 2012 A bird on mine has gone to work in Australia, every fucking day a picture of the Sydney Harbour Bridge, yes we understand you can see it from where you live but Jesus wept tedious pish like "having an afternoon stroll" or "heading out for lunch" is always accompanied by a new upload of the bridge. Cue numerous "sooooo jealous" posts from her friends. Sod off, we get it. Another bird on mine posts nothing but things like "off to work", "working till 7", "going to bed" and I get at least one per day, normally more. Who gives a shit? A guy I went to school with emigrated to Australia and he started doing the sarcastic posts about how hard it is to work in 35 degree heat. He obviously think his patter never gets old. Tonights entertainment is in the form of a "friend" of mine on FB in a row with another girl. She reckons that she has a number of sexually transmitted diseases and is found wanting in the field of being a good mother. They are both replying to each other with intelligent wit such as "skank" and "whore". These girls would both ignore each other if they saw each other in the street and are both describing themselves. Tragic. Incidently, this girl also praised her child for pissing in a potty, followed by all her friends saying how clever she was. Hmmmm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherrif John Bunnell Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 Comment on an Inverness Courier story about a minor power cut: The Inverness Courier 1000 homes were affected by power cut last night... Probe into 1000-home Inverness power cut launched www.inverness-courier.co.ukAN investigation has been launched into a power cut which affected 1000 homes in Inverness last night. Scottish Hydro Electric is looking into the cause after a safety trip was triggered at around 9pm and homes lost power in the Culduthel area of the city.Like · · Share · 1 · 13 minutes ago · David Robertson Why do the papers talk about rubbish and and about stuff that inportant like send the imagrents home so the Scottish people can get some work in stead off us going to the job centre and them asking what you doing for work and theres none AH why is this Oh let us see THERE ARE TO MENY IMAGRENTS HERE SO TELL THEM TO GO HOME5 minutes ago · Like 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaltyTON Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 THERE ARE TO MENY IMAGRENTS HERE SO TELL THEM TO GO HOME5 minutes ago God bless the IMAGRENTS, I don't think you'd see electricity again if it were up to fucktards like that person! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 Comment on an Inverness Courier story about a minor power cut: The Inverness Courier 1000 homes were affected by power cut last night... Probe into 1000-home Inverness power cut launched www.inverness-courier.co.ukAN investigation has been launched into a power cut which affected 1000 homes in Inverness last night. Scottish Hydro Electric is looking into the cause after a safety trip was triggered at around 9pm and homes lost power in the Culduthel area of the city.Like · · Share · 1 · 13 minutes ago · David Robertson Why do the papers talk about rubbish and and about stuff that inportant like send the imagrents home so the Scottish people can get some work in stead off us going to the job centre and them asking what you doing for work and theres none AH why is this Oh let us see THERE ARE TO MENY IMAGRENTS HERE SO TELL THEM TO GO HOME5 minutes ago · Like Just had a look at it a few minutes ago. It's so tempting to leave some smart arsed comment along the lines of "Better yet, why don't they do a report into the standard of education in Inverness schools". However, I'm a shitebag and will probably not do anything of the sort. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forehead7 Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 Just had a look at it a few minutes ago. It's so tempting to leave some smart arsed comment along the lines of "Better yet, why don't they do a report into the standard of education in Inverness schools". However, I'm a shitebag and will probably not do anything of the sort. I'm not 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda Posted January 12, 2012 Share Posted January 12, 2012 I'm not 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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