ginge123 Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 If it wasn't for all the criminals and potential shower rapers/chibbers, I don't think I'd mind prison. I like being left alone. That is assuming that prison is actually like the utopia that the Daily Mail portrays it to be. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forzamorton Posted September 8, 2012 Share Posted September 8, 2012 Have so many little benders on my Facebook. Why do they insist on putting '<3' at the end of every sentence ... to guys!?!?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboshandy Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 Yet you re-posted it... Michty, yir richt. Ah must be a proud Scot efter aw. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunning1874 Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 (edited) A love ppl who think its funny to take the piss out ma past or wat a believe in bt a hope when a stick ma head through there fuckin face the still think its fuckin funny c how hard the realy Fuckin are seriously ha ur mams naw well ha am goina cut ur fat fuckin head of try me ya f**k cum c how Fuckin hard u realy are f**k hole Right. Incidentally, I'm told by those who have the misfortune to know this guy better than I do that 'wat a believe' is in fact white supremacy. Deletion it is. Edited September 9, 2012 by Dunning1874 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamdunk Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 A rangers fan on mine posted a tear stained rant about supporting Serbia because of how the sfa were nasty to rangers. Was gonna go into the irony about it being the administrators of his club who fucked them over, yet for some reason he still supports sevco. But I couldn't be arsed. Also I got a few bites after posting 'drew some 3rd division diddies in the cup' Too easy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Long live the 69 Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 (edited) Logged onto Facebook for the first time in days today. First 5 posts that appeared: "Chinese foood tonight <3" "Birthday soon, proceed to mwiiiiiii x" "like for l/p/c" A picture of a cat A picture of a son in his kilt, cue "Hes so handsome hunni xxxxx" esque replies. Edited September 9, 2012 by Long live the 69 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forzamorton Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 Logged onto Facebook for the first time in days today. First 5 posts that appeared: "Chinese foood tonight <3" "Birthday soon, proceed to mwiiiiiii x" "like for l/p/c" A picture of a cat A picture of a son in his kilt, cue "Hes so handsome hunni xxxxx" esque replies. The boy will be around 4 stone overweight and has serious acne. Tell me I'm right? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver Blue Posted September 9, 2012 Share Posted September 9, 2012 The boy will be around 4 stone overweight and has serious acne. Tell me I'm right? Has nobody posted a link to this on their Facebook page ? Would surely get rid of a lot of the tossers who post the nonsense we seem collectively hacked off with ! Off to the fair in Greenock now with my daughter ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
energyzone Posted September 10, 2012 Share Posted September 10, 2012 (edited) One of my female FB "friends " regularly switches her relationship status from single to attached to "it's complicated ". Last week she posted that she needed to get back in the dating scene. Cue a mutual FB friend, who is dyslexic, ask her out for dinner. Despite her politely humouring him whilst skilfully avoiding the question, he continued to illiterately probe her on her preferred restaurant. Fantastic fun. But not at the expense of dyslexia. Edited September 10, 2012 by energyzone 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 Never seen them before so I'm assuming it's a crazy new FB fad, but fake celebrity death pages?! In the last week alone I've seen people 'like' the RIP pages of Morgan Freeman, Al Pacino, Eddie Murphy and Carlton from The Fresh Prince. What's the point? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rustyarabnuts Posted September 11, 2012 Share Posted September 11, 2012 FB , What's the point? exactly 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGreenElves Posted September 12, 2012 Share Posted September 12, 2012 (edited) Edited September 12, 2012 by alang1993 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Long live the 69 Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 We've all heard of "banana-gate" tonight then, yeah? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Patterson Posted September 13, 2012 Share Posted September 13, 2012 (edited) We've all heard of "banana-gate" tonight then, yeah? From what I gather it was just some random lassie off a scud site who sticks fruit up her biff but someone made out that it was young lassie who'd sent them to someone and they got leaked. Edited September 13, 2012 by Derek Patterson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Latino Lover Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 She's probably the happiest person about the royal tits, deflects from her Yellow shame. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forzamorton Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 Yes, so apparently a young girl called Lauren Tait sent a picture of her sticking a banana up her fud and sticking a pencil up her arse to a boy she was seeing. The boy then proceeded to post it on Facebook and then ... BOOM ... all of Britain are talking about it. I'm too kind a guy to post the picture on this page. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 Saw it described as 'Bart Simpson crawling out the Grand Canyon' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted September 14, 2012 Share Posted September 14, 2012 No wonder he always looks so pleased. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted September 15, 2012 Share Posted September 15, 2012 (edited) sick of miserable, whining people. We all have problems, deal with them. put a face on and deal with them at home Can someone suggest a sarcastic reply to this? Despite the fact that she is quite sound, I can't let the irony slide by the lassie who posted this on FB. Edited September 15, 2012 by Cardinal Richelieu 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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