Lisa Cuddy Posted September 1, 2012 Share Posted September 1, 2012 That's another thing. The flagrant lack of regard for the English language and its conventions put into mind images I'd rather not have! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Troll Posted September 1, 2012 Share Posted September 1, 2012 People that feel the need to tell their wives/girlfriends how much they love them on Facebook when they're almost certainly sitting next to each other in the house really do need to re-evaluate their life. Twice I've seen that on my feed this week, what's going on? My girlfriend posted something similar on my wall when we first started dating. I told her off and it's not been done since. The argument was worth it Females seem to be the worst posters. A "friend" of mine was sacked for stealing a few months ago, and every single bloody day has at least two statuses asking if anyone knows of any jobs or about going to an interview and how "this is the one". It's getting kinda funny as she's obviously been knocked back from about 7 jobs in the last month 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted September 1, 2012 Share Posted September 1, 2012 (edited) Speak just for myself, I've done plenty of 'loose'ning of the wife over the years* Magee alias Edited September 1, 2012 by Todd_is_God 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zanetti Posted September 1, 2012 Share Posted September 1, 2012 People that feel the need to tell their wives/girlfriends how much they love them on Facebook when they're almost certainly sitting next to each other in the house really do need to re-evaluate their life. Twice I've seen that on my feed this week, what's going on? Last week one of my pals was having a full conversation with his girlfriend who he was sitting in bed next to via her Facebook wall about who was going to make the breakfast in bed. As a couple they're regular culprits for this sort of nonsense too, regularly using words such as 'snoodle' and excessive kisses in wall posts to each other. If it weren't for that fact that they're friends who I see regularly and know that they're actually not even that bad in person (well, him anyway, she's a massive pain in the arse) I would absolutely be deleting them both. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted September 1, 2012 Share Posted September 1, 2012 Last week one of my pals was having a full conversation with his girlfriend who he was sitting in bed next to via her Facebook wall about who was going to make the breakfast in bed. As a couple they're regular culprits for this sort of nonsense too, regularly using words such as 'snoodle' and excessive kisses in wall posts to each other. If it weren't for that fact that they're friends who I see regularly and know that they're actually not even that bad in person (well, him anyway, she's a massive pain in the arse) I would absolutely be deleting them both. No excuse, get them gone. Seriously, who are they trying to convince with all this shite? I've had another friend at it today, it's cringeworthy. I barely speak to my wife when we're in the house together, let alone have full blown conversations via Facebook. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted September 2, 2012 Share Posted September 2, 2012 I realise Saturday night is "drinking night", but is there a more hackneyed way of informing people than taking a photo of your pint? Tempted to post a picture of some lungs and posting "I'm breathing". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bee thousand Posted September 2, 2012 Share Posted September 2, 2012 People telling you that they 'like' holidays....aye, good for you 'cos most people despise them Folk showing off pics of their car - Nice motor, no denying that but you're in your 30's and still live with your parents 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted September 2, 2012 Share Posted September 2, 2012 Toys r us cure cancer according to today's Facebook. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted September 2, 2012 Share Posted September 2, 2012 Toys r us cure cancer according to today's Facebook. I seen that aswell, who needs cancer research just get a hold of that teddy bear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaltyTON Posted September 2, 2012 Share Posted September 2, 2012 I seen that aswell, who needs cancer research just get a hold of that teddy bear Ironically there's one beside Ibrox... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 I have a St Mirren fan on Facebook and he was talking about how much he wanted to avoid Rangers in the League Cup because he didn't want to give the 'tax invaders' his money :lol: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gareth_Glasgow Posted September 3, 2012 Share Posted September 3, 2012 I have a St Mirren fan on Facebook and he was talking about how much he wanted to avoid Rangers in the League Cup because he didn't want to give the 'tax invaders' his money :lol: Oh dear. At least he didn't invade the issue. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sloop John B Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 Some fanny who I'm friends with "now allows subscribers" but who would be interested in following someone who just gets pished every night? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 Some fanny who I'm friends with "now allows subscribers" but who would be interested in following someone who just gets pished every night? Aye. Some hippy friend of my aunt (who isn't even no FB herself) has one of those. I think it's a further ego boost for those who thinks having friends isn't enough. She dropped hints that I should subscribe to it. I took one look at it and it was full to the guddles with trite nonsense, such as a picture of a cloud as a backdrop to pointless phrases like "dreams are to ideas as hope is to inspiration" (© Cardinal Richelieu 2012). I think she was a bit put out that I didn't subscribe so she added me as a friend. I reluctantly agreed. My news feed instantly started filling with pictures of weans with cancer, beseeching me to cure their terminal illnesses by clicking SHARE. It would appear clicking LIKE isn't enough to cure cancer or stop world hunger in these difficult times. She was deleted faster than you can say vapid bitch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
groaninjock Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 There's a lassie I went to school with who must spend all of her waking hours posting images on Facebook trying to get the "Sheeple" to "open their eyes". If you can name a pro-environmental, anti-government, anti-capitalism, Save the Children, Save the Whales, Shave the Wales campaign, she'll have posted an image and slogan about it, probably in the past five minutes. This past week we've had why flouride is a poison; what big corporations "secretly" own the food and drink you buy (Coca-Cola owns a company that makes bottled water. I nearly died with shock.); something about free-range chickens; a lot of stuff about trawlers killing dolphins; and how Diet Coke and other diet drinks cause brain haemorraghes and epilepsy. Last week, she announced that she and her husband weren't buying their two-year-old son any birthday presents, instead they had opened a charity donation page in his name to help African kids get clean water. I'm sure the wean will be over the moon at that. I should note that I do actually like the lassie, it's just her Facebook feed that blows my mind (and not in the way she's hoping). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 Just seen a Facebook photo of the ugliest baby I've ever seen. This one looks like John Paul II as he is now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottR96 Posted September 4, 2012 Share Posted September 4, 2012 "i hate everybody. f**k off. f**k off. f**k off. f**k OFF' 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 People on my Facebook all seem to have ugly babies. One baby in particular is incredibly ugly. Just like it's father. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboshandy Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 This: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaltyTON Posted September 5, 2012 Share Posted September 5, 2012 They'll be getting paid to support their families, which they wouldn't if they were at home where there are no jobs and many of them would be on the dole. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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