Gareth_Glasgow Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 Here's the latest tear-stained Loose Women-esque rant from the same guy I've mentioned earlier on this thread: All you guys in the "friend zone" are in there simply because you are probably to immature for a girl, disgusting to look at and are simply a horrible person, girls say you r a friend because you are either old enough to buy them drink or have a house or a empty that they can bring their real boyfriends and drink without any parent at their throat - FACT FUCKIN FACT 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dennis Bergkamp Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 I think that lads in the friend zone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sloop John B Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 (edited) This popped up on my facebook... Maxim Jackson 45 minutes agoFunny to see that a Leopard never changes his stripes :L Edited August 23, 2012 by nevillegasm 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted August 23, 2012 Share Posted August 23, 2012 Re: the can opener laughery. I led a coddled life up until the point where both my maw and da were away and I was left to fend for myself at around the age of 13. I'm left-handed, yet had to witness my older sister point and laugh while I ham-fistedly tried to open my lunch with some alien device I'd never even tried to use. It took all my mental wherewithal not to use the knife I ended up stabbing the tin with on my sis. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forameus Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 Here's the latest tear-stained Loose Women-esque rant from the same guy I've mentioned earlier on this thread: To be fair, I'm convinced if he's saying it's a "FACT FUCKING FACT". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gy diamond Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 Men piss me off never ask for money but fort id ask for a 10a or summets towards lilys school gear but got told wont b givin me any money bcoz hes on the dowl and skint.. But can go out with mates n tht on the piss, FULL OF SHIT dads rnt just about havin um over night its about providin for them asmuch as u can. Grrr rant over lol 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marko A Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 Girls who are thin as a twig constantly posting how they're going on different diets and need to lose weight because they're so fat, just f*ck right off!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted August 24, 2012 Share Posted August 24, 2012 Just post back telling them they're fat, flucking munters who must weigh a ton! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael W Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 Jon MartinLance Armstrong America you must be so proud. Only in America would they feel justified in stripping a man's lifetime of achievements and accomplishments (post cancer diagnosis) on the sole basis of another man's word (former rival with an agenda it should be noted). Lance Armstrong, whether guilty nor not, has never failed a single drugs test (blood or urine) in his life and has used his profile to raise half a BILLION dollars for cancer charities. f**k all that though if one of his rivals feels he needs justice in a bike race over 10 years ago (priorities?). Do America value one mans sporting justice more than the lives of all of the men, women and childen in remission today thanks to Lance's cancer charities which he used his sporting profile to raise awarenes of? Lets play Devils advocate here. Even if he did use performance enhancing substances (which is strongly denied) the end result was the saving of millions of lives past, present and future and I for one salute you Lance! f**k America and their 'justice' which would see you strip the man of all of his achievements and aim to damage the credibility of the face of one of the worlds most high profile cancer charities. Next time someone decides to think twice about contributing to his charity as a result of your actions it will no doubt make you swell with pride that your justice has been served. Land of the free pah! The latest of those 'post for likes' things. As ever, the post is full of uninformed nonsense. There's always that one friend that likes one of these posts, isn't there? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinkinFighter Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 Girls who are thin as a twig constantly posting how they're going on different diets and need to lose weight because they're so fat, just f*ck right off!! This, 1000 times this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derek Patterson Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 Cretinous sympathy post followed by sycophants and a couple of reasonable trolls. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 Re: the can opener laughery. I led a coddled life up until the point where both my maw and da were away and I was left to fend for myself at around the age of 13. I'm left-handed, yet had to witness my older sister point and laugh while I ham-fistedly tried to open my lunch with some alien device I'd never even tried to use. It took all my mental wherewithal not to use the knife I ended up stabbing the tin with on my sis. I'm left-handed and can use a tin-opener just fine, what the fuck is wrong with you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted August 26, 2012 Share Posted August 26, 2012 I'm left-handed and can use a tin-opener just fine, what the fuck is wrong with you? This. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigkillie Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 Add me to the "Left-Handed Successful Tin Opener Users" club. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dennis Bergkamp Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 I was 13. I'm happy to report that I've been opening tins successfully for more than 2 decades. But only Heinz tins, cos they don't need a tin opener. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oht Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 It's a shame they can't post just the bikini shots. Would save a lot of scrolling through the rest of the pics. I've always wondered which would upset a couple more, liking a picture of the girl in a bikini or liking a picture of the mate in swimming shorts. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaltyTON Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 I've always wondered which would upset a couple more, liking a picture of the girl in a bikini or liking a picture of the mate in swimming shorts. You could find out, and report back with your findings? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coooombe Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 A page called "Soldiers deserve to die" is getting a lot of attention just now. It's quite a good way to clean up your friends list, by removing people stupid enough to bite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted August 27, 2012 Share Posted August 27, 2012 Some lassie just put up a picture of some shitty DVD accompanied with some Chocolate and other snacks saying "my night is sorted! <3" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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