Lordofthewing Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 In response to all the fucktards who share those "win an iPad" statuses, this has popped up on my newsfeed today : -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 4 friends like this. .....and have another PAYG phone you don't know about. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 In response to all the fucktards who share those "win an iPad" statuses, this has popped up on my newsfeed today : I went in to see who would bother red dotting this and it was me!? f**k knows how that happened, I'll square you up. Stupid phone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 I know dozens of folk have already mentioned this similar annoyance, but for some reason I have had a spate of gym based updates the last couple of weeks. Today was the final straw so I will be unfollowing anyone that announces they are away to the gym. It is, pretty much every single time, overweight girls. You are fat, you need to lose weight but don't do the whole 'time to make a change' routine every few months and feel like you have to announce it to the world to get some kind of acceptance. We all know you will give up in a couple of weeks and will yet again have to awkwardly cancel your gym membership to the fourth or fifth gym you have been to. "Home, dinner, gym for a great session, home again, curled up on the sofa with a glass of wine to reward myself. Boom!" Shut. The f**k. Up She should be un-followed for the 'boom' comment alone, let alone the rest of her boring status update. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Just been talking to a guy who works at the DHSS call centre, he was saying that he had a 52 year old self employed builder who has never claimed before but has had no work rang up asking for some help and all he could offer him was the payment of his national health stamp.The next phone call he received was from a somali immigrant who couldn't speak English and required a translator with 7 children and another on the way complaining that her £40.000 a year benefits was not enough to live on !!!!He also stated that they had been receiving phone calls from Bulgaria and Romania with reference to benefits available in preparation for the window that will be opening soon here in the UK. I am not a racist and support my own charity in Africa but something is seriously wrong with our system, there are many of us out there who have invested in our nation and asked for nothing in return and when you hear things like this it's like your own government is slapping you in the face.If you agree with me please share. Please share this on your timeline ! Why did the translator need to have seven children? I think the Somali immigrant is probably narrowing his/her chances of finding an available translator by insisting on this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lanky_ffc Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Even worse than the infamous Bankies tattoo. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 That is genuinely one of the shittest tattoos I have ever seen. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Psychosis Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 In response to all the fucktards who share those "win an iPad" statuses, this has popped up on my newsfeed today : Whilst I appreciate the sentiment---especially about the clearly non existent iPads---my wife actually won some gift vouchers from Amazon via Facebook. Needless to say I was amazed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned Nederlander Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Whilst I appreciate the sentiment---especially about the clearly non existent iPads---my wife actually won some gift vouchers from Amazon via Facebook. Needless to say I was amazed. And my wife won a handbag !! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisal Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 And my wife won a handbag !! Aye thats what she told you. Are you not wondereing why you've been having beans and sausages so much recently. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned Nederlander Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Aye thats what she told you. Are you not wondereing why you've been having beans and sausages so much recently. Lol - yes !! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned Nederlander Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Anyhoo, I used to work beside this lass .... I keep going to delete her as a friend but her page is so flippin entertaining - notice her profile picture is now the picture of the presents 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 The family probably can't be fucked with her attention seeking anymore 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 (edited) £750 on a 4 years old's birthday. That has actually made me quite sad. Poor kid. His mum's a nutter. I can only imagine she was neglected as a child or something. Just tragic. Edited April 29, 2013 by Enigma 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Last year I got told when I was a Bairn my maw and dad had a limit of £300 for both me and my sister at Christmas, that £600 for 2 people. That kids going to be one of the fat spoilt ones in the playground. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 I doubt I ever got a present more than 20 quid! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aufc Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Now i dont actually mind people posting pictures of their food. Infact i like seeing what other people have made. But someone posted this with the caption "masterchef in the making" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lanky_ffc Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 A bird on mine just posted a rant about how she almost went in to the back of someone cause they pulled out in front of her while she was doing 60 and were driving along at 30. This was accompanied with a photo of said car in front of her. Words fail me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrfields_Largs Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 Cristiano Ronaldo fanboys (the "CR7" club) lol wut 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the jambo-rocker Posted April 30, 2013 Share Posted April 30, 2013 £750 on a 4 years old's birthday. That has actually made me quite sad. Poor kid. His mum's a nutter. I can only imagine she was neglected as a child or something. Just tragic. Dudley from Harry Potter waiting to happen. Sent from my HTC Desire HD A9191 using Pie & Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.