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im more concerned that her football likes are hertz, the rangers and united. first two go together like peas in a pod obvz but united?

That would usually suggest her last three "ma baybii"s (and not the infant kind), have been a Hearts fan, a Rangers fan and a United fan.

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im more concerned that her football likes are hertz, the rangers and united. first two go together like peas in a pod obvz but united?

you play in orange...

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2 young lasses drowned this week in my home town which has brought out the grief tourists in abundance, people are trying to shoehorn there own misery into it by saying 'they went to my school', 'still can't stop thinking about it', 'I know their auntys dog etc'. The below isn't from a friend of mine but some daft lassies have shared it, cringeworthy:

I normally don't believe in this kinda bollocks, but, really, I have no fucking idea as to what to say and a fair few people tend to be hanging on to my word at the moment... right, one of the young girls is in critical condition, but, she is alive and currently being treated in hospital, could I ask every last one of you that glances their eyes on this, to just take one minute out of your precious time to say a prayer, if everyone can do that, hopefully, if there is a God, we may be witnesses of his existence tonight, feel free to share, copy, paste, whatever, just, something that seems like nothing, will hopefully go a long way...

edit just checked the tribute page 'HEAVEN HAS GAINED 2 ANGLES' is my favourite, tempted to put a picture of Kurt and a compass.

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You see, this is the advantage of having absolute stoaters (in this case an 18 year old lad called 'Oweny Boy' who's one of those types who stick up the hoody and the middle fingers in every one of their pictures) on Facebook:

Wee mans ill he's was sick and tht and got cunjunkieyetess hope he's better soon xx love mA wee oweny boy thug life b2b

Best misspelt medical term ever.

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Why is it always Eastern European gangs eh?

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Important message from Crime Stoppers, please read...

While driving on a rural end of the roadway on Thursday morning, I saw an infant car seat on the side of the road with a blanket draped over it. For whatever reason, I did not stop, even though I had all kinds of thoughts running through my head. But when I got to my destination, I called the Police and they were going to check it out. But, this is what the Police advised even before they went out there to check....

"There are several things to be aware of ... Gangs and thieves mostly from Eastern Europe are now plotting different ways to get a person (mostly women)to stop their vehicle and get out of the car.

"There is a gang initiation reported by the local Police where gangs are placing a car seat by the road...with a fake baby in it...waiting for a woman, of course, to stop and check on the abandoned baby. "Note that the location of this car seat is usually beside a wooded or grassy (field) area and the person -- woman -- will be dragged into the woods, beaten and raped, and usually left for dead. If it's a man, they're usually beaten and robbed and maybe left for dead, too.

DO NOT STOP FOR ANY REASON!!! DIAL 9-9-9 AND REPORT WHAT YOU SAW, BUT DON'T EVEN SLOW DOWN.

"IF YOU ARE DRIVING AT NIGHT AND EGGS ARE THROWN AT YOUR WINDSCREEN, DO NOT STOP TO CHECK THE CAR, DO NOT OPERATE THE WIPER AND DO NOT SPRAY ANY WATER BECAUSE EGGS MIXED WITH WATER BECOME MILKY AND BLOCK YOUR VISION UP TO 92.5%, AND YOU ARE THEN FORCED TO STOP BESIDE THE ROAD AND BECOME A VICTIM OF THESE CRIMINALS.

THIS IS A NEW TECHNIQUE USED BY GANGS, SO PLEASE INFORM YOUR FRIENDS AND RELATIVES. THESE ARE DESPERATE TIMES AND THESE ARE UNSAVOURY INDIVIDUALS WHO WILL TAKE DESPERATE MEASURES TO GET WHAT THEY WANT."

Please talk to your loved ones about this. This is a new tactic used. Please be safe.

Get started NOW -- SEND THIS MESSAGE TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS AND LOVED ONES TO BE CAREFUL AND AWARE OF EVERYTHING AROUND THEM SO AS NOT TO BECOME A VICTIM.

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