Raith Against The Machine Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 "Where's the best place to get diet pills?" Ur not fat honey xx 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KD1711 Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 Folk moaning about The Arches being over 21. The amount of folk under 21 who have turned music gods the last 24 hours is hilarious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raith Against The Machine Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 Folk moaning about The Arches being over 21. The amount of folk under 21 who have turned music gods the last 24 hours is hilarious. Wasn't on Facebook, but one of the lassies at my work was raging about that yesterday. She seems to have a particular dislike for that "Fatality" lass who necked the Mortal Kombat. She then claimed that it was in the paper that there wasn't any MDMA in the nine pills she took, but there was a shitload of other things, including heroin and glass. Heroin and glass! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 Heroin and glass sounds like my idea of a party Much prefer a cold glass of Heroin. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lanky_ffc Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 Couple of folk on mine are involved in some version of nek nomination involving exercises (pullups, pressups etc.) instead of booze. Fucking sadsacks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fuctifano Posted February 19, 2014 Share Posted February 19, 2014 there seems to be a spate of "nominations" now- music videos, art, pictures of Nicolas Cage etc. as per, I will be ignoring them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forever_blue Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 Couple of folk on mine are involved in some version of nek nomination involving exercises (pullups, pressups etc.) instead of booze. Fucking sadsacks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geedub-MFC Posted February 20, 2014 Author Share Posted February 20, 2014 Can't remember if I posted these absolute gems or not. Been meaning to for ages anyway. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted February 20, 2014 Share Posted February 20, 2014 If your dad told you to kill yourself...................you should kill yourself. Teh fanny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mordecai Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 My newsfeed has been getting inundated with people going on about how Beyonce is flawless, etc. and I expect more of the same tonight.I think there might be some sort of server meltdown if I were to post a status saying she isn't actually that great. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 It certainly is... loved this quote.. Listen this page will only exist a few more d̶a̶y̶s̶ HOURS, so if you ken a wee stunner .....send it in......strictly nae munters or birds fae dundee, ta. Ironically it's still there and updating the page. I felt I had to check it out. I loves the quote one of the girls was 'outta this world....so Perth'. I laughed more than I should have. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrcat1990 Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 My newsfeed has been getting inundated with people going on about how Beyonce is flawless, etc. and I expect more of the same tonight. I think there might be some sort of server meltdown if I were to post a status saying she isn't actually that great. I don't understand why she is placed on some monolithic pedestal when she is as utterly average as the majority of other pop stars of current. Caused some serious rage expressing this opinion to some friends. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seymour Skinner Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 I don't understand why she is placed on some monolithic pedestal when she is as utterly average as the majority of other pop stars of current. Caused some serious rage expressing this opinion to some friends. Illuminati imo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mordecai Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Illuminati imo False flag IMO 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutz_the_Squirrel Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 (edited) Why dae ah bother? What'sup chick PM me... K babe..... MSG me to chick K chick What's up? Nothin, just the usual. 20,000 likes Edited February 21, 2014 by Nutz_the_Squirrel 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutz_the_Squirrel Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Also hate the Zuckerberg posts where he continually acts like Facebook is some kind of saviour, rather than a means of making the private public and earning advertising revenue. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Beyonce seems to only be held in high esteem by females in my experience. I never hear males saying how much or a ride she is. Yet I always hear it about people like Katy Perry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geedub-MFC Posted February 21, 2014 Author Share Posted February 21, 2014 Beyonce seems to only be held in high esteem by females in my experience. I never hear males saying how much or a ride she is. Yet I always hear it about people like Katy Perry. Beyoncé is in my top 3 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherrif John Bunnell Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Hello, my name is Billy and I suffer from guilt for not forwarding 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe, if you send them on, a poor six-year-old girl in Scotland with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her to a travelling freak show.And, do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give $1000 to you, and everyone to whom you send 'his' email?How stupid are we?Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by a model I just happen to run into the next day!What a bunch of bullshit.Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and sodomise me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was started by St Peter in 5AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrim stowaways on the Endeavour.f**k 'em!!If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly amusing.I've seen all the 'send this to 10 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being' forwards about 90 times.... I don't fucking care.Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's our own unpopularity.The point being?If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it.If it's funny, send it on.Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to the arse of a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this email.Now forward this to everyone you know... Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.Have a nice day.Billy Connolly 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coooombe Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 In response to an article about the US women's hockey team crying, someone of my facebook just posted this. "I cry pretty much every day about something or other!! I'm like that one from mean girls who "doesn't even go to that school but just has a lot of feelings" haha it's ok to cry! Crying is like farting: better out than in! X" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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