mrcat1990 Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 My newsfeed has been getting inundated with people going on about how Beyonce is flawless, etc. and I expect more of the same tonight. I think there might be some sort of server meltdown if I were to post a status saying she isn't actually that great. I don't understand why she is placed on some monolithic pedestal when she is as utterly average as the majority of other pop stars of current. Caused some serious rage expressing this opinion to some friends. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seymour Skinner Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 I don't understand why she is placed on some monolithic pedestal when she is as utterly average as the majority of other pop stars of current. Caused some serious rage expressing this opinion to some friends. Illuminati imo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mordecai Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Illuminati imo False flag IMO 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutz_the_Squirrel Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 (edited) Why dae ah bother? What'sup chick PM me... K babe..... MSG me to chick K chick What's up? Nothin, just the usual. 20,000 likes Edited February 21, 2014 by Nutz_the_Squirrel 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nutz_the_Squirrel Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Also hate the Zuckerberg posts where he continually acts like Facebook is some kind of saviour, rather than a means of making the private public and earning advertising revenue. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Beyonce seems to only be held in high esteem by females in my experience. I never hear males saying how much or a ride she is. Yet I always hear it about people like Katy Perry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geedub-MFC Posted February 21, 2014 Author Share Posted February 21, 2014 Beyonce seems to only be held in high esteem by females in my experience. I never hear males saying how much or a ride she is. Yet I always hear it about people like Katy Perry. Beyoncé is in my top 3 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherrif John Bunnell Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 Hello, my name is Billy and I suffer from guilt for not forwarding 50 billion fucking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe, if you send them on, a poor six-year-old girl in Scotland with a breast on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her to a travelling freak show.And, do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give $1000 to you, and everyone to whom you send 'his' email?How stupid are we?Ooooh, looky here! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get laid by a model I just happen to run into the next day!What a bunch of bullshit.Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my house and sodomise me in my sleep for not continuing a chain letter that was started by St Peter in 5AD and brought to this country by midget pilgrim stowaways on the Endeavour.f**k 'em!!If you're going to forward something, at least send me something mildly amusing.I've seen all the 'send this to 10 of your closest friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow receive a nickel from some omniscient being' forwards about 90 times.... I don't fucking care.Show a little intelligence and think about what you're actually contributing to by sending out these forwards. Chances are, it's our own unpopularity.The point being?If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it.If it's funny, send it on.Don't piss people off by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth who has been tied to the arse of a dead elephant for 27 years and whose only salvation is the 5 cents per letter he'll receive if you forward this email.Now forward this to everyone you know... Otherwise, tomorrow morning your underwear will turn carnivorous and will consume your genitals.Have a nice day.Billy Connolly 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coooombe Posted February 21, 2014 Share Posted February 21, 2014 In response to an article about the US women's hockey team crying, someone of my facebook just posted this. "I cry pretty much every day about something or other!! I'm like that one from mean girls who "doesn't even go to that school but just has a lot of feelings" haha it's ok to cry! Crying is like farting: better out than in! X" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrfields_Largs Posted February 22, 2014 Share Posted February 22, 2014 In response to an article about the US women's hockey team crying, someone of my facebook just posted this. "I cry pretty much every day about something or other!! I'm like that one from mean girls who "doesn't even go to that school but just has a lot of feelings" haha it's ok to cry! Crying is like farting: better out than in! X" Should photoshop the last sentence onto a picture of some philosopher deep in thought, and post it back on her page 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted February 22, 2014 Share Posted February 22, 2014 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted February 22, 2014 Share Posted February 22, 2014 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coooombe Posted February 22, 2014 Share Posted February 22, 2014 Should photoshop the last sentence onto a picture of some philosopher deep in thought, and post it back on her page Incredibly tempting, but I don't know the bird that posted it as it was a response to something a lassie I work with posted. In other words: I'm a shitebag. Top work itzdrk though, 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMMjag Posted February 22, 2014 Share Posted February 22, 2014 What's the betting the guy in the picture never actually said this? Even if he did, just f**k off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 22, 2014 Share Posted February 22, 2014 What's the betting the guy in the picture never actually said this? Even if he did, just f**k off. The guy in the picture is Christian Nade's brother, Fiddy Pence. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 22, 2014 Share Posted February 22, 2014 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted February 22, 2014 Share Posted February 22, 2014 I assume that they're suggesting you paint a triangle outside your house, would-be burglars will know that you have a dog and decide to burgle somebody else's house. Would be funny if loads of people draw triangles outside their house, then burglars come and steal their dogs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 22, 2014 Share Posted February 22, 2014 I assume that they're suggesting you paint a triangle outside your house, would-be burglars will know that you have a dog and decide to burgle somebody else's house. Would be funny if loads of people draw triangles outside their house, then burglars come and steal their dogs. Looking online the 'story' seems to be that it's your dog they are after either because the dog is expensive or for fighting. It also appears to be, surprise surprise, complete bollocks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted February 22, 2014 Share Posted February 22, 2014 Ive got facebook, but really never bother with it,being overseas many ask why it's great to keep in touch "not got the heart to say f**k off" anyway I still log on about once every 3 months, but that has changed as from today - sister is child minder, respected business for over 15 years, but I just had a wee talk with her and now all her child minder buddies have asked me for invite 'i was like wtf' but I seen some of their shite the put on day after a wee peek..I'm trolling like f**k...screenshots on the way.......I never thought FB was so fucking good 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted February 22, 2014 Share Posted February 22, 2014 Ive got facebook, but really never bother with it,being overseas many ask why it's great to keep in touch "not got the heart to say f**k off" anyway I still log on about once every 3 months, but that has changed as from today - sister is child minder, respected business for over 15 years, but I just had a wee talk with her and now all her child minder buddies have asked me for invite 'i was like wtf' but I seen some of their shite the put on day after a wee peek..I'm trolling like f**k...screenshots on the way.......I never thought FB was so fucking good Chortle. It took two reads but I get your gist. I look forward to the carnage! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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