doulikefish Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 "Congratulations to my bonny wee boy/girl for in the graduation ceremony today from nursery" How the f**k can you not finish nursery,not being potty trained,still in nappies,f**k me the worlds fucked 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 Would love to see a kid failing nursery and having to repeat a year. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mansantoa Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 One of my friends big brothers had to repeat a year in nursery, so was always a year older from everyone in all of his primary school classes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted June 26, 2014 Share Posted June 26, 2014 I remember there was someone at the nursery I attended who kept ending up in the same class, year after year. Luckily the police caught up with him eventually. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFAANW Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 I remember there was someone at the nursery I "attended" who kept ending up in the same class, year after year. Luckily the police caught up with "him" eventually. FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 You scamp! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WFAANW Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 You scamp! I must warn you, i'm very resistant to chat up lines 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted June 27, 2014 Share Posted June 27, 2014 Heart-breaker. :,-( 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevie Aitken's Love Child Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted June 29, 2014 Share Posted June 29, 2014 haha, people are fucking idiots 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parsforlife Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 I've had someone on mine comment on someone status about getting a tan, her comment as well as everyone else offering suggestions is basically how to get skin cancer 101. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Todd_is_God Posted July 2, 2014 Share Posted July 2, 2014 People posting "selfies" that are not taken by themselves. aka a "photo" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NotThePars Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 People posting "selfies" that are not taken by themselves. aka a "photo" Someone at Parklife asked for me to take a selfie for them so I proceeded to flip the screen and take a photo of myself before scampering off. I am hilarious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 Not someone I am connected with, but saw the status as someone had commented on it. Basically this bird put a picture of her young daughter (about 3 or 4 years old) on Facebook. Nothing wrong with that however the picture was of her daughter baring her arse while at the swimming pool. This 'proud full time Mummy' thought it was an appropriate picture to put on the internet. Facebook automatically took it down after someone reported it. So the Mum put up a big, ranting status complaining about how the photo had been taken down etc. Even when people pointed out that it was maybe inappropriate and that unfortunately there are some sick people out there who may steal this photo off the net she would just not budge or take a telling. Even after being shown a link to this article http://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/news/local/families-horror-after-sick-internet-trolls-target-kids-on-facebook-1.451477 People are fucking shit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreElgin Posted July 3, 2014 Share Posted July 3, 2014 I think now that he's actually won Wimbledon once, nobody's really that arsed. At least not on Facebook anyway, the only tennis related posts I had this year was about nadal getting pumped 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuart. Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 Bored already of happy 4th July to my family in America type posts, why is nobody celebrating liberation day for rwanda as well??! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 Bored already of happy 4th July to my family in America type posts, why is nobody celebrating liberation day for rwanda as well??! You don't seem to have realised that one of the key features of Liberation Day for Rwanda is the ancient tradition of the Smashing Up of the PCs and the Mobile Phones. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bing (2) Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 Words fail me. I know. 'Jumping on a grenade' , fecking imbecile. Everyone knows you find an explosive, you step gingerly away, phone some cunto and DO NOT, repeat, DO NOT, 'jump' on it. Bored already of happy 4th July to my family in America type posts, why is nobody celebrating liberation day for rwanda as well??! Always good to remind 'em that it is also the day the Phillipines told the Yanks to feck off, and is celebrated there as such. And, their 2nd and 3rd Presidents died on this day exactly 50 years after their 'freedom'.. Karma huh? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted July 4, 2014 Share Posted July 4, 2014 Words fail me. I believe normal procedure is to jump several hundred feet into the air and scatter youself over a wide area....... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted July 6, 2014 Share Posted July 6, 2014 It's decent patter the first time you hear it. After that, not so much. It really isn't. The majority of people on my Facebook using it as some sort of political soapbox are mainly morons. Why they feel the need to tell me over and over why they are voting yes or no with a petty argument annoys f**k out of me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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