DAFC Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 peepl wha talk ina accent lik ken but jus pure cum acros as illiterate ken? i fink all be ooot around twelf 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 peepl wha talk ina accent lik ken but jus pure cum acros as illiterate ken? i fink all be ooot around twelf I think the only way to stop the younger generation becoming almost entirely illiterate is for web browsers etc to not only draw a red line under unrecognised words, but to actually not allow the content to be submitted. It started off on short text messages but now when you see entire paragraphs written like this it's hard work to get through. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteRoseKillie Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 I think the only way to stop the younger generation becoming almost entirely illiterate is for web browsers etc to not only draw a red line under unrecognised words, but to actually not allow the content to be submitted. It started off on short text messages but now when you see entire paragraphs written like this it's hard work to get through. English is a beautifully expressive language - mangling it in this fashion should attract a custodial sentence. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1401446126.086180.jpg #4funeralsin2months 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 Isn't that a Hugh Grant film? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Growl3th Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 English is a beautifully expressive language - mangling it in this fashion should attract a custodial sentence. But English is an evolving language. Hence why we don't talk in the same manner as they did in previous centuries. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~~~ Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 But English is an evolving language. Hence why we don't talk in the same manner as they did in previous centuries. Yeah but was practical in the days when you had limited characters, smart phones you could type out a novel in a message. No need for "txt tlk" anymore, it's redundant 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bing (2) Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 (edited) Why? As I was fourth born she was obv a dirty ho that liked pain. GTF aff my feed. ETA, if the human body can only feel up to 45 wtf are youz on aboot? They can't feel more than that you munchers. Edited May 31, 2014 by Bing (2) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bing (2) Posted May 31, 2014 Share Posted May 31, 2014 No offence here, but it was probably like a wizards sleeve by that stage as well. As far as I know, only one of us has had their neck inside it, so leave it for me to judge 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 Why? As I was fourth born she was obv a dirty ho that liked pain. GTF aff my feed. ETA, if the human body can only feel up to 45 wtf are youz on aboot? They can't feel more than that you munchers. Wtf is a "Del" unit? Google has left me none the wiser. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 In fairness to women, if childbirth was down to men we wouldn't have 7billion people on the planet! Agree with the sentiment though.....as wonderful & amazing as the mechanics of life are they're not a fcuking miracle! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 Why? As I was fourth born she was obv a dirty ho that liked pain. GTF aff my feed. ETA, if the human body can only feel up to 45 wtf are youz on aboot? They can't feel more than that you munchers. Some head of hair on the boy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bing (2) Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 Some head of hair on the boy. It isn't his hair 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 The nurse/doctor appears to have unusually small hands? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'm Brian Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 The nurse/doctor appears to have unusually small hands? Either that it is the worlds biggest baby 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'm Brian Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 What the hell are they complaining about? They get drugs to eradicate the pain. Bloody moaning women. Now a boot in the balls that is real pain 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bully Wee Villa Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 Nothing is worse than stubbing your toe, IMO. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rustyarabnuts Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 Nothing is worse than stubbing your toe, IMO. standing barefoot on a piece of lego...... now THATS pain 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevie Aitken's Love Child Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 Nothing is worse than stubbing your toe, IMO. standing barefoot on a piece of lego...... now THATS pain I'll see both of those, and raise you a 'standing on an upturned plug'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pars fan Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 I'll see both of those, and raise you a 'standing on an upturned plug'. Yes, the plug is the worst! One drunken night - years ago. Having successfully smooth talked my way in to pulling a nice lady. . . Back at mine I fell backwards while taking my denims off. The upturned plug breaking my backsides fall. It kinda ruined the moment with all the blood. (Luckily we ended up having a good laugh and night anyway) Standing on a plug is still sorer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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