Zetterlund Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 Channel 5 have come to the rescue and shown us what to do if a baby (or indeed a bearded man, in their demo) is choking. Who'd have thought you should slap someone on the back in this situation? I've always assumed you should punch someone repeatedly between the eyes if they're choking. https://www.facebook.com/C5News/videos/1038020849555726/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 The same girl that posted that abortion story has posted a link to the grape story with the immortal words "Poor wee soul!!! Grapes take away so many wee kids every year!!!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 October is Cancer month. In memory of every Cancer patient, family member or friend who has lost their battle with Cancer & in honour of all those who continue to fight, PLEASE put this on your status for 1 hour. Many won't copy & paste. I was proud to. Will you??? Yeah, cause that's gonna cure cancer. Or honour those who have died. Or help those who have it. f**k's sake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 This old c**t is 160 years old, he once punched Adolf Hitler in the face. He doesn't believe this can get 10,000 shares. Let's show him. *Picture of random old man* I can't remember the exact words but they were something like that. Anyway, f**k off you needy p***ks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 This old c**t is 160 years old, he once punched Adolf Hitler in the face. He doesn't believe this can get 10,000 shares. Let's show him. *Picture of random old man* I can't remember the exact words but they were something like that. Anyway, f**k off you needy p***ks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkoRaj Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 However real or false that story may be, when you get to the part about refusing to take the pain medication because she deserved all the pain she got, you realise that posting it had nothing t do with awareness (A WEAR-ness) and everything to do with getting attention and sympathy. I think it was clear long before that tbh. The whole time reading it I was thinking it's not actually just the post that is for attention, it seems the whole bizarre episode was done for the sake of a few likes. Why the hell would you get offended by a doctor suggesting an abortion when it clearly would have been the correct decision and why wouldn't you just have it surgically removed if it's just a dead fetus? Absolute cretin Also, I thought the pain comes from the child being too big for the space it has to come out of. Am I wrong there? That wee thing surely couldn't have been that painful? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 tumblr_n7ut5ebq9q1snu1cbo1_500.jpgShared Sydney x 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 Yeah, cause that's gonna cure cancer. Or honour those who have died. Or help those who have it. f**k's sake. How many things is October! Ive seen at least 5 things saying "October is bad hing month! plz like an share x" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minertaur Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 Starting to notice more and more people asking if it's too early to discuss Christmas stuff. Yes. Come back on 24th December please. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sherrif John Bunnell Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 How many things is October! Ive seen at least 5 things saying "October is bad hing month! plz like an share x" Here's the official full time mummy Facebook Awearness calendar: Jan - Troops Feb - Romanian Child Snatchers Mar - Troops Apr - Premature Babies May - Kony 2012 Jun - Troops Jul - Cecil Aug - Troops Sep - Troops Oct - Breast Cancer Nov - Troops x 1 million Dec - Muslims banning Xmas 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisal Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 The same girl that posted that abortion story has posted a link to the grape story with the immortal words "Poor wee soul!!! Grapes take away so many wee kids every year!!!" You wanna see some puppies 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gav-ffc Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 Some clothes shops deliberately make women feel shit about themselves by not stocking a range of sizes, I don't know why they do this, but its kinda bullshit, yesterday I went into a store where they wouldn't have any 12's on the hanger. 12 is not big. I am not big but I left feeling like a big fat frump. I didn't take it too personally and got over it pretty quickly. But this elitism doesn't endear me to the brand. It's another subtle way of making women feel shit. Stop it. Just stop it, Stock the 12 and take the fat bitches money. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 WHAT THE FUCKING f**k?? https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1497273580568620&id=100008579761299&ref=bookmarks It's fake. A 12 week old foetus is about 2 inches long, the "thing" in the pictures is way bigger. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 Some clothes shops deliberately make women feel shit about themselves by not stocking a range of sizes, I don't know why they do this, but its kinda bullshit, yesterday I went into a store where they wouldn't have any 12's on the hanger. 12 is not big. I am not big but I left feeling like a big fat frump. I didn't take it too personally and got over it pretty quickly. But this elitism doesn't endear me to the brand. It's another subtle way of making women feel shit. Stop it. Just stop it, Stock the 12 and take the fat bitches money. Is this a quote or a personal opinion? Anyway, I enjoy stuff like this - you get it from both men and women, aggressively complaining that shops don't have clothes for "the average size", while completely ignoring the fact that the lack of options in that size is often because it is the average size, and thus sells quicker! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gav-ffc Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 Is this a quote or a personal opinion? Anyway, I enjoy stuff like this - you get it from both men and women, aggressively complaining that shops don't have clothes for "the average size", while completely ignoring the fact that the lack of options in that size is often because it is the average size, and thus sells quicker! Quote, on my phone and couldn't get them in quotations. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zetterlund Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 Is this a quote or a personal opinion? Anyway, I enjoy stuff like this - you get it from both men and women, aggressively complaining that shops don't have clothes for "the average size", while completely ignoring the fact that the lack of options in that size is often because it is the average size, and thus sells quicker! I suffer from this whenever I need to buy anything from shoes to jeans to shirts. Being 5'11, 12 stone with size 9 feet means it's all already gone. I'll still moan about them not balancing their stock accordingly though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 Someone mentioned it before, but the way sizes vary from shop to shop really bugs me, especially for shirts and jumpers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavin_3110 Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 If you want to be absolutely incandescent with rage, look up this absolute slackpouch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BuddieInDundee Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1445015246.010215.jpgIf you want to be absolutely incandescent with rage, look up this absolute slackpouch. Clearly a prossie desperate for business. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted October 16, 2015 Share Posted October 16, 2015 ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1445015246.010215.jpgIf you want to be absolutely incandescent with rage, look up this absolute slackpouch. What a fucking fanny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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