Ned Nederlander Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 What an utter bellend - and of course an almost certainly fabricated or exaggerated story !! here'show he should serve yon melons ... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrfields_Largs Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 Does anybody have "The Wright Stuff" on Facebook? The ultra right-wing comments under any topic make my blood boil. Today, they're all seething because the lottery won't fund the spreading of poppies all over the country 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 What an utter bellend - and of course an almost certainly fabricated or exaggerated story !! here'show he should serve yon melons ... Have seen that gif loads of time but I would love to see the aftermath of it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 Have seen that gif loads of time but I would love to see the aftermath of it. It probably looks a bit like the one on the random images thread with the truck plowing through the farmer's livestock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 He does have a point though, I fucking hate the scumbag families standing in the middle of the aisle with half a dozen unruly kids and a trolley full of chicken nuggets and coke. "aye ah dinnae ken why wee tom cruise junior is so hyper ken?" Online shopping here I come. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 Have seen that gif loads of time but I would love to see the aftermath of it.You can find it on YouTube It's called "Watermelon in face" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estragon Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 This guy wears a pair of those John Lennon specs. 'more sensitive to energies.' How many melons does this guy buy at a time? I'm usually a one-melon-a-week man - but you have to eat them a week in arrears, nae point in crunching through the melon you bought out the supermarket that day. Pah! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WullieBroonIsGod Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 (edited) I agree with him to a point. The whole "I don't understand why I'm putting weight on" "that's wee *insert boyband member name got ADHD" whilst having a trolley full of e numbers and sugar. It's pretty fucking basic stuff really.He did come across as a complete walloper mind. I mean sensitive to energies?? Edited September 11, 2013 by WullieBroonIsGod 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 This guy wears a pair of those John Lennon specs. 'more sensitive to energies.' What an absolute bellend. There's so many things in that post annoying me. 1. Yes you are judging these people, and yes you do most definitely think you're better than them. 2. Who just buys nothing but melons? And as above, how many melons does this p***k eat? 3. I make a point of making sure everyone knows I get all my food from real foods, farms and local independent stores = I'm a pretentious twat. 4. Going to the supermarket can be scary?! Fucking hell. 5. Sensitive to energies. Enough said. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
invergowrie arab Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 this day of the year, much like armed forces day, first day of school, valentines etc is a great way of finding out who you need to defriend. Have already got rid of one who posted the crying eagle without irony. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lanky_ffc Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 Grief junkies out in full force today. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoopy1967 Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 Just seen this R.I.P to all the people that dies in 9/1 and to all those families that where shocked with new thoughts with you !<3:) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 Have seen that gif loads of time but I would love to see the aftermath of it. It's on YouTube. It's pretty easy to find. I always imagine it as a clip from Alan Partridge's UK Conquest TV show "Scrimage". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 Someone on mine asking if castor oil will induce labour because she feels the pregnancy is dragging on. Now I'm clueless about this stuff tbh, but surely doing something to induce an early birth is pretty dangerous to the baby? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 Someone on mine asking if castor oil will induce labour because she feels the pregnancy is dragging on. Now I'm clueless about this stuff tbh, but surely doing something to induce an early birth is pretty dangerous to the baby? Tell her anal sex / blowjobs does it and collect your case of beer from the other half 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned Nederlander Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 Someone on mine asking if castor oil will induce labour because she feels the pregnancy is dragging on. Now I'm clueless about this stuff tbh, but surely doing something to induce an early birth is pretty dangerous to the baby? Going past the due date can be frustrating as hell - you wait 9 months, big countdown - then nothing !! A week past the due date feels like an eternity - there's loads of Old Wives Tales about how to bring om labor ... a right good shagging seems to be top of the list !! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinkerbelle Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 Thanks to everyone for pointing me in the right direction. She did not appear to be as hurt as I thought she would. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peeeel Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 (edited) Yeah except you are just twisting and lieing about what you actually said. A move which makes you look a completely stupid knob never mind a complete scumbag. You never said anything about 'sick rape jokes'. For those unaware or who missed it, 'peeeel' wrote a post where he finds the pain of a father who's daughter commited suicide funny & a joking matter. Couldn't find it to quote it though which was disappointing. Must've been so funny the moderators had to remove it. F**k knows how you're still on P&B. I'd like to see things from your point of view, however I can't get my head that far up my arse. Please don't reply to me as this will be the last time I will respond on this matter. Edited September 11, 2013 by peeeel 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 A distressing number of my acquaintances seem to think that the singular form of 'women' is 'a women'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamamafegan Posted September 11, 2013 Share Posted September 11, 2013 Good. GTF ya scumbag. Calls someone a scumbag...flings shite at people. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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