ICTChris Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 I have a disappointing lack of complete zoomers on my FB compared to many on here but one guy, a twice divorced 40 odd year old, has just thrown out a classic 4am status "No matter the betrayal, the lies, the hurt caused by people you have tofeel sorry for them. Bitterness lies and inability to move on. #wellrid #twofaced" Please take this elsewhere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 My Celtic suppprting mate in the pub last Sunday... ^^^ head's gone 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 Hang on .........< opens front door and looks up and down the street > .............. nope can't see him Check the mirror as well, just in case... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 22, 2015 Share Posted April 22, 2015 Check the mirror as well, just in case...Description said "Fifer". I have all my teeth, no squint, and a full head of hair so not guilty. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 Hang on .........< opens front door and looks up and down the street > .............. nope can't see him Well, thanks for trying. Although I suspect that if he's still alive, there are reasons why he hasn't been in touch with his family for 20 years. He obviously doesn't want to be found by them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 I would start another thread in this Top 5 Forum, but I'm not sure one entitled 'Tips For Avoiding Rape' would last long, so I’ll just post them here. I’d be interested to hear your tips. 1. Wear a chastity belt. I mean the sort of one that is seen in ‘Robin Hood; Men In Tights’. 2. Shit yourself. Literally. It’s such a turn off. 3. Smear yourself in Marmite. Granted, if the adverts are true you still leave yourself open to a 50% chance of rape, but you’ve also ruled out 50% of all rapists. 4. Develop a mutation that allows you to have a supersonic scream like Banshee in X-Men. This means you’ll have to roll around in toxic waste, gargle uranium and go swimming off the coast of Japan regularly, but the end result is worth it. 5. Run away 1, Dont be a victim, turn the tables and rape the vile man 2, repeat 3, repeat 4, sandwiches 5, repeat with shoes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludo*1 Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 Why is this in the top fives forum now? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 Why is this in the top fives forum now? It's always been in the top fives Here is the OP 1. When people write something about someone not on facebook rather than saying it to their face 2. When burds write stuff like "raging" or "can't believe what happened today or "don't even speak to me worst mood ever" so people will ask them what's wrong. 3. People abusing the check in feature by checking in places like their bed or making up a name for somewhere only them and about 3 of their friends know what it means. 4. Old firm tit for tat shite. 5. Writing stuff about a program everyone is watching. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludo*1 Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 I'd never realised that. The more you know. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweaty Morph Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 Shit yourself. Literally. It’s such a turn off. Speak for yourself. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 (edited) This post is really long so I apologise, but some of it is just utter tripe. How to be a good rapistThat's basically what I got from it Edited April 23, 2015 by Miguel Sanchez 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMartyn86 Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
knee jerk reaction Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 Does anyone think people who share the "Facebook want this photo banned" actually believe this or do they know it's crap but share anyway? Going by the (highly intelligent, not bigots at all!) ones who share on my Facebook, i'd say most actually believe it!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 (edited) It's a fucking cable tie you spastic Edited April 23, 2015 by Smurph 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 ImageUploadedByPie & Bovril1429796650.606465.jpg St George was half Greek / half Palestinian. Bunch of fuds. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 Yeah apparently this could be the last St George's Day if Nicola Sturgeon and the SNP get their way 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted April 23, 2015 Share Posted April 23, 2015 PLEASE BE ON THE LOOKOUT FOR THESE, ITS A SIGN THAT YOUR FENCE HAS BEEN MARKED BECAUSE PEADO MUSLIM RAPISTS ARE COMING TO BUM YOUR KIDS omg I walked past a fence last week, it could have been me! You ok ***? Yea but it pur makes you hink aboot hings ken, dem Muslims even when it was the Bears I knew it was dem. nae bodies bumming ma weans We'll sed hen 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ex Machina Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 A boy from my year at school died last week from meningitis which was obviously pretty sad, only 18/19 as well. The amount of people that have popped up on my timeline clearly fishing for likes off of the situation is pretty tragic though, people who even mention they've not seen or spoke to him since primary school stating that it's the worst news ever and how great a guy and everything he was. His funeral was on Wednesday and a ridiculous amount of selfie of people on route and after it have popped up and not one single person in any of them looks the slightest bit upset, it just looks like they're all away to a party. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamdunk Posted April 24, 2015 Share Posted April 24, 2015 A boy from my year at school died last week from meningitis which was obviously pretty sad, only 18/19 as well. The amount of people that have popped up on my timeline clearly fishing for likes off of the situation is pretty tragic though, people who even mention they've not seen or spoke to him since primary school stating that it's the worst news ever and how great a guy and everything he was. His funeral was on Wednesday and a ridiculous amount of selfie of people on route and after it have popped up and not one single person in any of them looks the slightest bit upset, it just looks like they're all away to a party. I believe it's called a wake 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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