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2 minutes ago, DavidWatt26 said:

Well no. You can delete your account. 

If they were being honest, the option would read, "Permanently terminate your access to your account".

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51 minutes ago, BFTD said:

You're not deleting Facebook, you're closing your account. Facebook will exist without you, everything you've ever typed, clicked on, or linked to is still available to be analysed by market researchers, and any pictures you've uploaded will be sold for advertising purposes in the decades to come.

Not if you're one of those clever folks who copied and pasted that text saying they didn't authorise Facebook to do so. As long as they did it before any of the countless midnight deadlines and encouraged their friends to do the same, obviously.

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16 minutes ago, DiegoDiego said:
48 minutes ago, DavidWatt26 said:
Or they’re referring to the option which is on Facebook when you go to either deactivate or delete it. 

No, that option is to delete your Facebook account (according to your screenshot), it doesn't delete Facebook.

By it I meant account. Who’s English is slumping now? 

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Not that it matters, but I've always figured that most people who "delete" Facebook are using the app on their phone, and just say they've "deleted" it because they uninstalled the app. That more-or-less makes sense, although it's usually attention-seeking pish.

If they think they've "deleted" their account, then they're in for a surprise.

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12 hours ago, BFTD said:

I noticed that the government are appealing to lovers of piles of stones and chalk markings:

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-politics-56038085

What baffles me about this is every single day on my local fb groups a dog goes missing, and every single time it's found wandering about in the area, shitting in gardens etc. 

Not once have these dogs been stolen, not once has anyone whose dog has been stolen has posted about it. 

It's always rumours and warnings, yet somehow noone actually gets their dog stolen. 

Fair fucks the article says London, but I'd be willing to bet both my bollocks most of the 300k signatories to the petition heard about dog theft on fb, probably by swarthy blokes speaking foreign. 

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12 hours ago, Day of the Lords said:

It must be "Dodgy White Transit Van" season again. Extra points to this dafty for "louring" emoji23.png

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One thing's for sure, when I'm in the mood for surreptitiously following folk, stealing dogs or luring children, I prefer to make myself proper conspicuous by driving around in a van playing loud music. 

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