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3 hours ago, Sherrif John Bunnell said:

I know there are pretty grim things that go on with puppy farms and the like, but are thefts of bog standard dogs even a thing?

The standard reason is that people steal dogs to use in dogfighting. In practice, those scumbags breed their own dogs, and they aren't interested in watching your poodle mix get slaughtered by a deranged bull terrier.

You'd think dugs were a difficult commodity to come by. Some folk just like to be on HIGH ALERT about something at all times.

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7 hours ago, Empty It said:

Some woman was talking to us yesterday whilst on one of the dog walks about how bags of drug laced dog treats have been left about and it was posted on the local facebook area page, who makes this shite up?

You don't happen to live in the Dalkeith area by any chance?
 

Same thing was posted on the what's on in Dalkeith page this week :lol: 

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You don't happen to live in the Dalkeith area by any chance?
 
Same thing was posted on the what's on in Dalkeith page this week [emoji38] 
I dont actually, not too far from Dalkeith though to be honest but its interesting these same lies just flow throughout all the local pages.
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5 minutes ago, Empty It said:
3 hours ago, Lyle Lanley said:
You don't happen to live in the Dalkeith area by any chance?
 
Same thing was posted on the what's on in Dalkeith page this week emoji38.png 

I dont actually, not too far from Dalkeith though to be honest but its interesting these same lies just flow throughout all the local pages.

Indeed. Some people are pathetic. These are probarly the same people who think covid is a hoax. 

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We're through the looking glass on Hamilton News Stand lads. Someone has posted suggesting all these dog napping stories are made up bullshit. All the classics coming out - chalk marks, ma sister said her pal had it happen tae hur, guys following people while they were walking dogs, but STILL not one person able to say their own dog had been stolen. 

Quote a few folk happy to point out its all bollocks. 

Someone posted a Glasgow live article as "proof" - all the article does is say dog theft attempts are up, no interview with the police or anything, it just simply prints all the usual shit posted on fb using fb as the main source. So the proof it happens is the fact that people post stories about it on fb🤦‍♂️ Can't see that one winning in court. 

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"Crime may be at an all-time low, but the fear of crime is soaring. What does the minister intend to do about it?"

I've got that quote stuck in my head, but can't for the life of me remember what it's from.

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https://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/news/people/model-and-former-miss-edinburgh-beauty-pageant-finalist-20-left-shocked-and-crushed-by-vile-remarks-from-women-over-sushi-restaurant-promo-picture-3154132?amp

What do people make of this?

She was bullied at school, started getting attention on social media then when she wore a low cut top she got ridiculed and said she felt attacked.

This is pretty much everything in a nutshell that I've been saying about social media. Her entire value and worth is based around instagram its not healthy and all fake.

Now the comments are all people saying she can do what she wants without realising the bigger picture. Yes do what she wants but is she really? She's controlled by likes and attention to the point that it's made her mentally ill.

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7 hours ago, BFTD said:

"Crime may be at an all-time low, but the fear of crime is soaring. What does the minister intend to do about it?"

I've got that quote stuck in my head, but can't for the life of me remember what it's from.

It's Dara O Brien vs quackery or something like that, I really enjoy that video, talks about the balancing of experts, 

The NASA scientists on tv getting put against Barry who believes the sky is painted on 😂

ETA - 

 

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11 hours ago, D.A.F.C said:

https://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/news/people/model-and-former-miss-edinburgh-beauty-pageant-finalist-20-left-shocked-and-crushed-by-vile-remarks-from-women-over-sushi-restaurant-promo-picture-3154132?amp

What do people make of this?

She was bullied at school, started getting attention on social media then when she wore a low cut top she got ridiculed and said she felt attacked.

This is pretty much everything in a nutshell that I've been saying about social media. Her entire value and worth is based around instagram its not healthy and all fake.

Now the comments are all people saying she can do what she wants without realising the bigger picture. Yes do what she wants but is she really? She's controlled by likes and attention to the point that it's made her mentally ill.

"I love the content I put out into the world".  Aye, that's what it's all about.  

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I do hope I'm not bullying the poor girl by saying that it's a horribly unflattering picture, and that she's going to end up with a chill if she doesn't wrap up when she leaves the house like her mammy telt her.

Also find it hard to believe that any woman is genuinely wandering around expecting to get unconditional support from other women. All evidence is to the contrary.

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It really is fascinating how the dug stealing moral panic seems to find its way to every town's local Facebook page. All with the same tropes of cable ties on lamp posts, chalk on the pavement etc. Tremendous thicko patter.

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What do maws, who's Facebook output consists mainly of different ways of saying "I have kids!!!! Isn't it just great and fabulously unique!!!!", post when their kids grow up and stop wanting to be involved in increasingly tedious photos of mundane everyday activities?

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31 minutes ago, DA Baracus said:

What do maws, who's Facebook output consists mainly of different ways of saying "I have kids!!!! Isn't it just great and fabulously unique!!!!", post when their kids grow up and stop wanting to be involved in increasingly tedious photos of mundane everyday activities?

Pester them for grandchildren so the cycle can start all over again.

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The latest on the groups I'm on is to post really obvious scam texts as a warning to help the auld yins etc. 

Far too tedious to be bothered posting pics, but it's just really weird the shit that takes off. Genuinely about 3 a day atm. 

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