BFTD Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 8 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: I'll let Steve, a true expert have the last word, and that's it for me. No fucking chance. You'll be back biting again in no time. Sorry if it's already been asked, but what other cryptozoological creatures do you claim to believe in, Biggie? No need for looking up YouTube conspiracy videos, just a list will do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 Just now, BigFatTabbyDave said: No fucking chance. You'll be back biting again in no time. Sorry if it's already been asked, but what other cryptozoological creatures do you claim to believe in, Biggie? No need for looking up YouTube conspiracy videos, just a list will do. Cuppus Luggus. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 45 minutes ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Would be good for a keeper as well, an adult male can be 10 feet in height. Thank you. That reply is worth a greenie for the total conviction of telling us the height alone. Well played. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barry Ferguson's Hat Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 The beauty of it is that the adult male can be any height you like. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 37 minutes ago, The Skelpit Lug said: That reply is worth a greenie for the total conviction of telling us the height alone. Well played. That one had me in stitches to be fair to Biggie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 (edited) There's an invisible man who lives in the sky. He's omnipotent, infallible and loves us all. If you don't worship him, or even if you don't believe he exists he will see to it that you're tortured for all eternity after you die. He also causes natural disasters, gives people cancer and allows children to starve to death. However, if you ask him to, he'll help the affected people afterwards. Unless he made them gay. He hates people he made gay. Despite there not being one iota of verifiable evidence that the invisible man exists; a fairly large percentage of the world's population believe the above to be true. Some of them are so sure of it, that they will murder people who don't agree. Or those who agree, but worship the invisible man in a slightly different way. Ergo, it must be true. Edited May 26, 2020 by Shotgun 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 1 hour ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: No fucking chance. You'll be back biting again in no time. Sorry if it's already been asked, but what other cryptozoological creatures do you claim to believe in, Biggie? No need for looking up YouTube conspiracy videos, just a list will do. Nah, you're not reeling me in that easily Davey boy. Night night. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 Just now, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Nah, you're not reeling me in that easily Davey boy. Night night. Thank you. Sleep well, ***. See you tomorrow. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Highland Capital Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 9 hours ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: This guys 100%. IMO. Bigfoot himself could be interviewed at the end of this video, but that guy is so boring I had to turn it off after about two minutes. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 If Bigfoot is a hominid then because he has big feet according to the old belief he must be well hung. Maybe it's jealousy by government officials that's keeping him secret. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludo*1 Posted May 26, 2020 Author Share Posted May 26, 2020 Shite to see what was a cracking thread descend into this. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
engelbert_humperdink Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 1 hour ago, tamthebam said: If Bigfoot is a hominid then because he has big feet according to the old belief he must be well hung. Maybe it's jealousy by government officials that's keeping him secret. Hotdog down a hallway with Mrs bigfoot then 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
engelbert_humperdink Posted May 26, 2020 Share Posted May 26, 2020 1 hour ago, Highland Capital said: Bigfoot himself could be interviewed at the end of this video, but that guy is so boring I had to turn it off after about two minutes. She must have been brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrling a little too high just the catch its heed 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pocketman Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 I am quite open minded on the existence of Bigfoot and in all the accounts and reports of sightings I have read, I have found this to be the most plausible explanation: When Bigfoot later attacks the team's base camp Steve pursues and fights with the beast unaware that he is being monitored by aliens who are living in a nearby mountain. During the fight one of Bigfoot's arms becomes detached revealing that it is not an animal but some form of robot. Bigfoot flees (complete with the removed arm!) and Steve follows it into a cave. This turns out to be inside the mountain occupied by the aliens and Steve is soon rendered unconscious, captured and analysed by them. When he awakes, Steve learns from Shalon - a female alien - that Bigfoot was built and controlled by the aliens to protect them. The earthquake sensor team had been attacked as they had identified a volcanic vent that powered the alien colony. Meanwhile Oscar learns that a major earthquake is predicted along the main San Medrian fault line within the next few hours which jeopardises all the Californian west coast cities. Only a controlled underground nuclear explosion to trigger a smaller man made earthquake along a smaller tributary fault line will prevent the main earthquake from happening. Oscar authorises this knowing that Steve and Marlene are still missing in the area concerned and will be at serious risk from the explosion and subsequent earthquake. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 Apologies for stepping away from yetis, but in a similar vein, the werewolves of Cannock Chase were a weird phenomenon. This happens to be a popular dogging spot so hunting werewolves was possibly an excuse thought up on the spot by an embarrassed dogger but the accounts were very creepy. http://www.bbc.co.uk/stoke/content/articles/2009/09/29/werewolves_in_staffs_feature.shtml 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genuine Hibs Fan Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 (edited) 29 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Apologies for stepping away from yetis, but in a similar vein, the werewolves of Cannock Chase were a weird phenomenon. This happens to be a popular dogging spot so hunting werewolves was possibly an excuse thought up on the spot by an embarrassed dogger but the accounts were very creepy. http://www.bbc.co.uk/stoke/content/articles/2009/09/29/werewolves_in_staffs_feature.shtml Similar to that, I've always been fascinated by the big cat sightings in the UK, especially as they are usually concentrated in the same areas http://scotcats.online.fr/abc/sightings/bycounty/dumfries.html Almost certainly it's folk pished/spooked/making it up but there's some interesting theories if they are real, such as there being released by private owners who couldn't make themselves give them up when the Zoo act and others in the late 70s/early 80s made it impossible to legally own dangerous animals, and that's why the sightings have slowly dwindled away as there's no breeding population. Probably a lot of shite though Edited May 27, 2020 by Genuine Hibs Fan 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 7 hours ago, engelbert_humperdink said: Hotdog down a hallway with Mrs bigfoot One of Bob Dylan’s poorer albums imo. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 1 hour ago, Genuine Hibs Fan said: Similar to that, I've always been fascinated by the big cat sightings in the UK, especially as they are usually concentrated in the same areas http://scotcats.online.fr/abc/sightings/bycounty/dumfries.html Almost certainly it's folk pished/spooked/making it up but there's some interesting theories if they are real, such as there being released by private owners who couldn't make themselves give them up when the Zoo act and others in the late 70s/early 80s made it impossible to legally own dangerous animals, and that's why the sightings have slowly dwindled away as there's no breeding population. Probably a lot of shite though Heard a few folk say they’d seen big cats around Kelty woods, near St and Devilla forest in the 80s and 90s. A farmer claimed to have shot one and burned the body too. There was also mass hysteria for a few days over The Beast Of Kelty. A wild beast with large horns was spotted all over west Fife villages. A Mr J Leishman led the hunt and it turned out to be an escaped goat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 Not to mention the Saline Hill Puma. @DA Baracus 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 11 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: Heard a few folk say they’d seen big cats around Kelty woods, near St and Devilla forest in the 80s and 90s. A farmer claimed to have shot one and burned the body too. There was also mass hysteria for a few days over The Beast Of Kelty. A wild beast with large horns was spotted all over west Fife villages. A Mr J Leishman led the hunt and it turned out to be an escaped goat. There was always rumours of a big cat outside Elgin in Pluscarden Woods. My mate Gavin and I went camping out there one night with a bag of cans, a primus and 6 eggs but saw f**k all. Case closed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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