vikingTON Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 (edited) So even if we do lose the game in hand, you'd still describe being 3 points ahead of us as being comfortably above us? Yes, as I can't see where Ayr United will get three points from, you are hopeless. By the time we bitch-slap you for the fifth time in a row on January 2nd 2012 the gap will be at least six points, which for Ayr will be a good half-season's points return. Edited December 12, 2011 by vikingTON -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parkhouse Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 Maybe there's a possibility we'll get three points on Boxing Day, when a Raith side that we've already beaten three times this season come to Somerset? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUFC Somerset Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 Yes, as I can't see where Ayr United will get three points from, you are hopeless. By the time we bitch-slap you for the fifth time in a row on January 2nd 2012 the gap will be at least six points, which for Ayr will be a good half-season's points return. If we really are that hopeless, then we'd be in 10th place, miles behind 9th. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 Maybe there's a possibility we'll get three points on Boxing Day, when a Raith side that we've already beaten three times this season come to Somerset? Will your asbestos filled, collapsing stadium be safe by Boxing Day? Regardless both sides are so shite I wouldn't put it past both to lose. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 If we really are that hopeless, then we'd be in 10th place, miles behind 9th. It's only a matter of time, it is after all your natural habitat. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUFC Somerset Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 It's only a matter of time, it is after all your natural habitat. Of course. The natural habitat where we've not been for almost two months 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 Of course. The natural habitat where we've not been for almost two months I'm sure the chocolate watch for this stunning achievement is in the post. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parkhouse Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 The watch is in the same shipment as Morton's, won for having gained a sensational three points more than part time Ayr United. Well done. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AUFC Somerset Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 I'm sure the chocolate watch for this stunning achievement is in the post. Nope, but the fact that we've not been in tenth place for almost two months prove that you're - once again - talking shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 (edited) The watch is in the same shipment as Morton's, won for having gained a sensational three points more than part time Ayr United. Well done. What do we get for relegating Ayr the last time you disgraced this level and having four straight wins over our bitches? I mean we would normally take your trophies as a statement of ownership but you don't have any of those. Nope, but the fact that we've not been in tenth place for almost two months prove that you're - once again - talking shite. As I said, it's a matter of time. Edited December 12, 2011 by vikingTON 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
P45 Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 Vikington's alias is raging he made this hilarious thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qos_75 Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 I thought you were the Popular Front of Greenock, or is that him over there? Splitter! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fifespud Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 Will your asbestos filled, collapsing stadium be safe by Boxing Day? Regardless both sides are so shite I wouldn't put it past both to lose. Eh - Cappielow? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parkhouse Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 (edited) Four straight wins,eh? It's not so long since the mighty Morton went twenty-odd games without a win against Ayr. If we ever get anywhere near that humiliating level of incompetence I'll start to worry. Edited December 12, 2011 by Parkhouse 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roverthemoon Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 From hopelessly optimistic predictions of a triumphant march to the promised land of the SPL to scrambling around in the dirt trying to prove that you're superior to Ayr United. This thread really does have it all. God bless the deluded amongst the Morton fans. You can't deny they are fucking entertaining. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roverthemoon Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 Eh - Cappielow? Come on chap. You should know by now it's the best stadium in the division. Possibly even in Europe. Even 6ft 3in folk can sit in comfort in their spacious main stand. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 If we ever get anywhere near that humiliating level of incompetance I'll start to worry. Over 100 years of competitive football with no trophy wins to show for it tops the bill. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roverthemoon Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 Over 100 years of competitive football with no trophy wins to show for it tops the bill. Ah the 1922 trump card. No one can beat that. Makes me wish I was born in Greenock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 Ah the 1922 trump card. No one can beat that. Makes me wish I was born in Greenock. Admission is the first step in this particular coping cycle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parkhouse Posted December 12, 2011 Share Posted December 12, 2011 Did you really choose to support Morton because they have managed to win one national cup competition more than Ayr United??? Fair play to you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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