mizfit Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 4 polo tops One shirt 2 pairs of trainers Aftershave Saints DVD book and calendar Whiskey Beer And I won this signed Scotland top that arrived yesterday 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ginger Prince Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 You need to shave that ginger bum fluff Dom. That's what the grooming kit is for mate That's a belter mate! Aye, the Mrs done well like, over the moon with it. You cannot whack a round neck top. That would look smert as in dark blue. Think it looks better in emerald green tbqh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tree house tam Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 Also a "How it works" guide to women. Is there a bit written in by your burd saying "while on a dirty weekend away in Aberdeen, spend less time on P&B and more on cunilingus" ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 I got some fancy shampoo, skull vodka and a big f**k-off TV. Will prob get a horrendous DVD off my bro. Was Miranda last year. Has he had reassignment? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrcat1990 Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 Star Wars Battlefront. Couple of nice jumpers. Frasers voucher. Some decent albums. Smart socks. Plenty happy with that swag to be honest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrcat1990 Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 (edited) Poker set Superdry cottons Lacoste Tee Pair of converse Grooming kit (cause I'm a receder ) And the best present ever, a 1991 Hibs top, fucking delighted. Damn smart top that. Where'd she get it? I know Toffs do the vintage ones but they tend to be pre 80's. Edited December 25, 2015 by mrcat1990 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ulises de la Cruz Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 Poker set Superdry cottons Lacoste Tee Pair of converse Grooming kit (cause I'm a receder ) And the best present ever, a 1991 Hibs top, fucking delighted. Nice One. Jammy b*****d 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 (edited) Whiskey Unlucky mate, might get some decent Scottish stuff next year Edited December 25, 2015 by Honest_Man#1 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mizfit Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 Unlucky mate, might get some decent Scottish stuff next year Fucking autocorrect 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 So far I've got about a million pairs of pyjamas, a shirt, slippers, sweets, a crate of beer, aftershave, a scarf, a miniature of Absolut and a bottle of Baileys. Still to get presents from my girlfriend later on which should be good. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fudge Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 A whisky barrel that has been converted into a drinks cabinet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quentin Taranbino Posted December 25, 2015 Author Share Posted December 25, 2015 I got an Oor Wullie and a Broons book this year? I'm confused, I thought they were always alternate 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fae_the_'briggs Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 Sweatshirts (requested) Socks (requested) Sweeties (even though I constantly tell folk I rarely eat sweeties) Hankies (wi a fancy pattern that means I'll probably never use them) Diary & calendars (handy) Lottery/Thunderball Tickets (lack of imagination but a chance of extra cash) Boxes of biscuits (near use-by date) Beer (not much of it but preferable to sweeties and biscuits) Store Vouchers (usually forgotten and lie in the drawer until near the expiry date) Cash (my preferred gift of choice) I think this is the 2nd year in a row that I have not received any "personal grooming items/smellies" so either my family and friends have given up trying to tidy me up or accepted that the unkept look and musky smell is now fashionable. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Musketeer Gripweed Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 I got The Beatles back catalogue on Spotify. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
peasy23 Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 An Android Tv box which I had picked out myself, and a surprise from the missus that proved she does occasionally listen to my inane ramblings, a voucher for the Glasgow Central Station tour. Usual assortment of smelly stuff, Dvds, books etc. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quentin Taranbino Posted December 25, 2015 Author Share Posted December 25, 2015 (edited) Pair of trainers 2 jumpers Calendar Broons and Oor Wullie Game of Thrones Monopoly Jurassic World BluRay Smelly/Bathroom stuff Chocolates Pjs/socks Concert tickets Couple of books Edited December 25, 2015 by DavidMcG 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamdunk Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 Has he had reassignment? He's well aware of how awful it is. It's intentionally shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Waspy Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 I got an Oor Wullie and a Broons book this year? I'm confused, I thought they were always alternate I think they release a hardback and a cheaper paperback every year. Pretty chuffed with my haul this year. Looking forward to a trip to Munich in the new year. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 (edited) iPad Air 2 64GB Scotland Home Shirt Clothes (Blazer, Jumper, Shirt, Jeans, Shoes, Bracelet) Alcohol Aftershave £500 from the gran. and a handjob from Jagfox's mum. Edited December 25, 2015 by Eoin Doyle 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 iPad Air 2 64GB Scotland Home Shirt Clothes (Blazer, Jumper, Shirt, Jeans, Shoes, Bracelet) Alcohol Aftershave £500 from the gran. and a handjob from Jagfox's mum. Is she back from the dead? I think he's mixed up his Gran with Jagfox's mum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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