Mortar Bored Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 I got some decent stuff this year. One present I particularly enjoyed is a copy of the original script for "The room" signed by Tommy Wiseau himself Except he has signed it to my girlfriend instead of me It did come with a free pair of Tommy Wiseau underpants though Unbelievable! Just like the script! Very amusing though, and a far better story than if he had done everything correctly! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 Is there a bit written in by your burd saying "while on a dirty weekend away in Aberdeen, spend less time on P&B and more on cunilingus" ? Im not sure as ive not read it yet. Id be surprised though as its a published book and she has no previous experience in the author industry. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrcat1990 Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 £25 Itunes voucher £25 odeon thing from my sister Jumper/Boxers ( Union Jack pair, mum thinks she's funny )/Socks Aftershave £640 (parents/grandparents) Shit load of sweets Sitting eating Chicken Fried Rice and Haribos watching the music channels, decent day so far. Grandparents coming up at 1. iPad Air 2 64GB Scotland Home Shirt Clothes (Blazer, Jumper, Shirt, Jeans, Shoes, Bracelet) Alcohol Aftershave £500 from the gran. and a handjob from Jagfox's mum. Are your grandparents both upper class aristocrats? f**k me I got £15 from my Nana and was chuffed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ginger Prince Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 Someone could've got you your first razor to get rid of that awful puberty that's protruding from chin. ETA - I got: New watch Whisky Aftershave Lacoste jersey & polo shirt Socks Minions boxers Chocolate If you'd read it properly you thick c**t you'll see i got a grooming kit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparky88 Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 Tabletit's really only good if its homemade . 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 iPad Air 2 64GB Scotland Home Shirt Clothes (Blazer, Jumper, Shirt, Jeans, Shoes, Bracelet) Alcohol Aftershave £500 from the gran. and a handjob from Jagfox's mum. Was it a note? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AMMjag Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 Grey/silver suede Ralph Lauren shoes, brown suede Fred Perry shoes, a new phone, aftershave, and (personal favourite) a gun-shaped alarm clock that projects the time onto the wall. Also put on about a stone in junk food already, with homemade mushroom soup, turkey Christmas dinner and lemon cheesecake still to come. Wonderful. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzle Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 I also have been given a match worn rovers top for my man cave. Very good year indeed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capybara Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 New turntable. I can play all my old records again. Books, aftershave ,sweets About to cook the dinner. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ginger Prince Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 Well get it fucking used then you pubey-chinned tramp! Merry Christmas Get yersel tae f**k, 2 weeks solid growth that is Merry Christmas mate, hope the wee one got spoiled 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RH33 Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 Money from my granny and parents Voucher for overnight in Hilton dunblane Voucher meal in grand central Purse Perfume Pajamas Voucher for hutchensons Prosecco Living room looks like a bomb went off in toys r us! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 Are your grandparents both upper class aristocrats? f**k me I got £15 from my Nana and was chuffed. £40 from one gran and £200 from the other, they're definitely not aristocrats anyway. I have no idea why I get so much to be honest, I realise this isn't the norm but I'm extremely grateful for it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrcat1990 Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 Voucher for overnight in Hilton dunblane Voucher meal in grand central Purse You should take me so I can be the usual crushing disappointment of a man that gets increadibly drunk then falls asleep before the other half inevitably wants laid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrcat1990 Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 £40 from one gran and £200 from the other, they're definitely not aristocrats anyway. I have no idea why I get so much to be honest, I realise this isn't the norm but I'm extremely grateful for it. That means you got £400 from thw the parents on top of the already decent present, so your parents live on a country manor and go shooting pheasant on xmas day for shits and gigs? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mortar Bored Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 You should take me so I can be the usual crushing disappointment of a man that gets increadibly drunk then falls asleep before the other half inevitably wants laid. Adam & Mrs M thread for this pish. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 Albert Einstein pattern socks Various Oakland Raiders stuff White silk scarf Voucher for Olive Garden More to come when the other stepdaughter gets here...... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Ginger Prince Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 2 weeks? Have you been injected with some pube growth delaying substance? Thanks mate, she got spoiled rotten as usual! Everything in heavy duty plastic and cardboard though. You don't have room in your blue bin do you? Just not a hairy person saves me a fortune on razors though Unfortunately not my man, taken up all the space myself! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 Back to the Future merch (copy of USA Today from the second one and a Delorean t-shirt) Game of Thrones Monopoly Tales from the Dugout book I Believe in Miracles on DVD GoT calendar Nivea set Sweeties Pineapple vodka Not bad. Not bad at all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 Has someone been deleting posts? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
QosLoyal Posted December 25, 2015 Share Posted December 25, 2015 Darts tickets, socks , ps4 games , razor, sweets booze and money. Very happy with my haul. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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