RH33 Posted May 29, 2005 Share Posted May 29, 2005 She's come straight in at Number One on my list after Friday Night.Totally abysmal - I can only hope they don't show that down South! 528334[/snapback] I watched it a couple weeks back and cringed. It was dire. Oh and Winston I agree whole heartidly about Jimmy Carr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FilthyMack Posted June 27, 2005 Share Posted June 27, 2005 QUOTE(StewartyMac @ Apr 1 2005, 22:11) That Geordie qunt who's always on Buzzcocks, no idea of his name. Ross Noble Don't think he means Ross Noble. Do you mean the guy with grey hair? Haven't seen him on anything for a while. My five (I'll try and leave out those were funny once but not now)- 1. Dave Spikey 2. Richard (the British Will Smith) Blackwood (is he classed as a comedian or just a p**ck?) 3. Rory Bremner 4. Graham Norton (Absolutely hilarious in Father Ted though) 5. The grey haired guy who was in a couple of episodes of Father Ted as the really depressing priest who doesn't say much (think he got hit by lightning), s***e stan-up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
we are perth Posted June 27, 2005 Share Posted June 27, 2005 This will no doubt be met with a chorus of disapproval but The Office and the recent Ricky Gervais stand up stuff are quite possibly THE most unfunny shows I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. Common denominator - Ricky Gervais. He is so painfully shite it is unbelievable. I would say 1 - Ricky Gervais 2 - Jimmy Carr 3 - That baldy scottish poof that wears the kilt, cannae mind his name. Craig something i think. 4 - Steve Coogan - im sure he trys his best NOT to be funny. 5 - Any woman comedian, Dawn French, Victoria Wood, Elaine c Smith, Jo Brand etc etc - there all pish. Oh aye and Phil Jupitus. fat w##k. By the buy i think Harry Hill is hilarious and probably not a comedian as such but Matt Lucas's stuff is excellent fare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThePARadox Posted June 28, 2005 Share Posted June 28, 2005 The unfunniest person ever Dorothy Paul. Truly terrible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
diamonds2002 Posted June 28, 2005 Share Posted June 28, 2005 The unfunniest person ever Dorothy Paul. Truly terrible. 563195[/snapback] Agreed also Baddiel and Skinner and Jimmy Carr I although I think reeves and mortimer are fantastic! Whats at the end of the stick, Vic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted June 29, 2005 Share Posted June 29, 2005 Harry Hill Steve Cougan Sacha Baron Cohen Jimmy Carr Jack Dee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaltyTON Posted July 1, 2005 Share Posted July 1, 2005 Ali G Richard Wilson Ricky Gervais Steve Coogan Jerry Seinfeld Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted July 7, 2005 Share Posted July 7, 2005 Lenny Henry Karen Dunbar The women of Smack the Pony Edit: Yeh, Ali G, comedy for morons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Herbie Posted July 8, 2005 Share Posted July 8, 2005 Scott Capuro Craig Hill Julian Clary Graham Norton Again, not a homophobic, but jokes about men sh**gging and going shopping for shoes just aint funny to a straight guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Marc_Corcoran1 Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 Harry Hill Julian Clary Paul O Grady Johnny Vegas Joe Pasquale Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faraday Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 Just one that is doing my nut in now. Andy Dick, american guy. Has a show on MTV called "the assistant". Supposed to be a funny take on the apprentice but I haven't laughed once. Also the chappelle show on MTV. Only so many times is his "the black guy done bad" joke remotely funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FilthyMack Posted July 15, 2005 Share Posted July 15, 2005 Andy Dick, american guy. Has a show on MTV called "the assistant". Supposed to be a funny take on the apprentice but I haven't laughed once. 588301[/snapback] Andy Dick, he was in Zoolander. I have no idea what he looks like but he was made up to look like one fricking ugly woman in Zoolander. Will Ferrell got the part that was written for him apparently and he's hilarious in it (Does the campest run you'll ever see). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StewartyMac Posted July 21, 2005 Share Posted July 21, 2005 QUOTE(StewartyMac @ Apr 1 2005, 22:11)That Geordie qunt who's always on Buzzcocks, no idea of his name. Ross Noble Don't think he means Ross Noble. Do you mean the guy with grey hair? Haven't seen him on anything for a while. Is that the guy who's on that latest 'satirical' panel game, with Jimmy Carr as the presenter? No, I never meant him I was talking about some wee naff, bald guy. He's been on Buzzcocks loads of times. Might well be this Noble guy, I really don't know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Booth Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 Fucking Jimmy Carr Had the misfortune of seeing him on a repeat of "Buzzcocks" tonight on UKG2 YOU'RE NO FUNNY CARR!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forest_Fifer Posted July 22, 2005 Share Posted July 22, 2005 In no particular order Jim Davidson (how did this man have a career as an entertainer?) Stan Boardman (scouse gobshite, see above) All connected with Bo Selecta (sorry, the whole concept passed me by) Ali G (about as funny as cancer) Harry Hill (big collar? how amusing) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Harry Hill Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 Your all a bunch of c***s. Im funny as f**k and you all know it. b*****ds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
houston_bud Posted July 25, 2005 Share Posted July 25, 2005 i quite like harry hill. i dont like graham norton bill hicks lenny henry french and saunders (that only counts as one) and lee f'ckin evans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaltyTON Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 Harry Hill makes Neil Sedaka jokes, I mean come on tae f**k!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Half A Person Posted August 9, 2005 Share Posted August 9, 2005 Don't know if you'd class him as a comedian (he certainly thinks he is), but CHRIS MOYLES really grinds my gears. I also think Bill Hicks is overrated, same with Eddie Izzard. I loathe Lenny Henry (just 'cos you help with Comic Relief doesn't mean you're funny) and surely Julian Clary has overused his one solitary 'joke' a little? We get it, you're gay! Harry Hill is superb by the way, but I suppose it's a matter of taste. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Estragon Posted August 10, 2005 Share Posted August 10, 2005 I think Eddie Izzard is drastically overrated. If you see his shows, the amount of filler he puts in just to take up time is disgraceful. People are shelling out to go see him these days and all he does is "um, ar, its quite good, but grapes - doesnt the grape remind you of *insert irrelevant historical reference here* ha ha". I fucking hate him. others include Harry Hill Elaine C Smith, Dorothy Paul and any other gin soaked bints that think the simple recount of your childhood is hilarious. It might be hilarious now they all live in the west end and speak in drawling sentences that each last about ten fucking minutes and usually contain the words "bohemian, rustic, fabulous". Harradins Anyone that thinks that simply being scottish is liscense to tout yourself as a hilarious character should be fucking deported. That includes that p***k Dominic Diamond as well. Little Britain also can get to f**k. If I hear one more person reciting even a snippet of one of their tired out catchphrases, or even worse a long winded transciption of one of their sketches ending with their own account of how "hilarious" they are, I'll poke them in the eye. Vernon Kay and his professional northerner routine...Jo Brand rattling on about how devastating her periods are...Graham Norton and his promenade style innuendo...Bruce fucking Forsyth - for Christ's sake just nail the lid on him...Neil Morrisey...Chris Rock...Lenny Henry. Nothing infuriates me like bad comedy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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