Granny Danger Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 My best and final offer is now in. I based my offer on the fact that I too have a pound coin in my wallet, I also possess a cheap Ralph Slater suit, and I have printed up some business cards with a Monaco postcode on them. Piece of piss. Fit and proper person test? Bring the fcuker right on, I'm sorted. Team: St Mirren. There, right there, that's where you fail. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 My best and final offer is now in. I based my offer on the fact that I too have a pound coin in my wallet, I also possess a cheap Ralph Slater suit, and I have printed up some business cards with a Monaco postcode on them. Piece of piss. Fit and proper person test? Bring the fcuker right on, I'm sorted. serious question: how much would you personally be prepared to pay to liquidate them ? I'll start the bidding at £500 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted April 4, 2012 Author Share Posted April 4, 2012 serious question: how much would you personally be prepared to pay to liquidate them ? I'll start the bidding at £500 I'm a Paisley Buddie. My bid is a pound, and that's it. You'll no' see any more money out of me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 I'm a Paisley Buddie. tight arse My bid is a pound, and that's it. You'll no' see any more money out of me. fixed that for you Poz ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 I'm a Paisley Buddie. My bid is a pound, and that's it. You'll no' see any more money out of me. you've not thought this through Poz...........yeh its a £500 outlay but you'd never have to buy a drink ever again in the pub ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barnsey Bhoy Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dungolfin Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 ok so my plan of action now i am the owner of rangers the club will complete the spl fixtures between now and the end of the season announcing the signing of a new player manager i am open to further suggestions on how i should run the club for the week before i actually shut it down You need to announce that you are looking at a couple of 'big name' players, possibly linking the club with several EPL stars...Steven Fletcher or maybe Carlos Tevez? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colin M Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 Re the Leeds United scenario - STV reiterate that the initial company was liquidated after "the club and assets" were bought by the new company. http://news.stv.tv/scotland/west-central/302595-american-consortium-will-not-submit-bid-for-crisis-hit-rangers/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 (edited) ok so my plan of action now i am the owner of rangers the club will complete the spl fixtures between now and the end of the season announcing the signing of a new player manager i am open to further suggestions on how i should run the club for the week before i actually shut it down Put one of those dance mat things in the centre circle at Ibrox, hook it up to the sound system and jumbo screens and charge a fiver for anyone to come in for a last dance. Make more money in 5days than Whytey made in 9months then Liquidate or Liquidise - whatever you prefer. You could charge extra for the hire of dancing shoes Edited April 4, 2012 by MEADOWXI 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheTaxMan Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 Put one of those dance mat things in the centre circle at Ibrox, hook it up to the sound system and jumbo screens and charge a fiver for anyone to come in for a last dance. Make more money in 5days than Whytey made in 9months then Liquidate or Liquidise - whatever you prefer. You could charge extra for the hire of dancing shoes And if you sell jelly and icecream fans of every other club in Scotland will be tripping over themselves to be there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ric Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 I am a little confused, how can they refuse an offer of 2m for a player that won't play this season and with the debt as is. Granted we don't know the details but it seems strange comsidering their plight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted April 4, 2012 Author Share Posted April 4, 2012 I am a little confused, how can they refuse an offer of 2m for a player that won't play this season and with the debt as is. Granted we don't know the details but it seems strange comsidering their plight. Indeed. A club supposedly needing to save one million a month just to get through this season, plus facing a whopping Haudit & Daudit bill.... you'd think two million for an injured player would be a cracking piece of business. In any normal administration, it would. Agents Haudit and Daudit are still on the job for their Monaco paymaster though. Tick fcuking tock. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheTaxMan Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 Soon be no fecker left for us to vote for. http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/2012/04/04/scottish-government-s-talks-over-rangers-are-marked-top-secret-86908-23812249/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baxter Parp Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 Soon be no fecker left for us to vote for. http://www.dailyreco...86908-23812249/ Looks like I might have to vote Green or something in May. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 http://sport.stv.tv/football/scottish-premier/rangers/302604-sfa-divert-rangers-revenue-to-dundee-united/ Well done SFA (and that's a rare thing to say) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE KING Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 Soon be no fecker left for us to vote for. http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/2012/04/04/scottish-government-s-talks-over-rangers-are-marked-top-secret-86908-23812249/ Wits that all about? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE KING Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 Looks like I might have to vote Green or something in May. Looks like the rangers fans meeting with Regan worked a treat then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baxter Parp Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 Looks like the rangers fans meeting with Regan worked a treat then? To be fair, they may just be urging HMRC to go easy on them, so it may be harmless. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 ok i like the plan of playing a game of grave dance revolution i will also be hiring entertainment for the party in the form of mr & mrs custard there will also be a game of pass the parcel which the chairmen of scotlands other 41 clubs will partake in to decide who gets what trophies murray park will be sold to the Ayr United Football Academy for the value of which i took over the club (1 solitary post on a football forum) get your party hats and dancing shoes out lads its going to be a day to remember 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broken Algorithms Posted April 4, 2012 Share Posted April 4, 2012 Can't see anything happening today. Duff and Phelps are like the world's greatest procrastinators when it comes to deadlines. They'll just set another one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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