The OP Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 (edited) Tommy Burns played for and managed us. Can we join the catholic league? Couple of months ago I'd have said 'NAW', but then you put the glorious hymn Just Can't Get Enough on the tannoy. Welcome aboard bhoys. I say we invite Corinthians and Barcelona (they've got a chapel in the stadium). Lennon's potential Champions League winners might get a game then. Edited April 26, 2012 by The OP 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordieBoy80 Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 Got a feeling I'm being whooshed but isn't the flute playing crab a homage to Barry "the crab" Ferguson ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 (edited) We had a "special relationship" with Celtic but then we lay down in 2003... wait, I'm confused, what side of the fence are we on ? Dundee's place in the Proddy league may be under threat after research revealed that we shifted a league game against Celtic in 2003 to help them prepare for the UEFA Cup Final. And lost 6-2. Not to mention us losing 3-2 at home to Celtic in a final day post-war fixture which saved them from relegation. However surely having had "Ulster Dees" as Chief Executive and the "Derry" cancel those out. Edited April 26, 2012 by jupe1407 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goran Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 I'm surprised Hateley can read and write. I doubt we will hear much more until after the last ever OF game. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barrysnotter Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 Mark Hately :lol:The guy's clearly an intellectual. Would love to discuss the work of the International Monetary Fund with him...... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Islay Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 (edited) Always had my suspicions about Dunfermline Agent Calderwood played the perfect game when Hunfermline lost 6-1 to Rangers in 2003 to hand them a gift-wrapped title. The fact that Celtic mauled Killie 4-0 in an away day triumph while also missing a penalty was played down by Prince Sutton and his King, O'Neil. 'It's a conspiracy', they cried. How right they were! As stated above, Pars legend 'The Bunnet' Campbell is a born and bred Currant Bun and was proudly videoed heartily belting out The Sash to the pleasure of his viewing crowd. We cheered when Ian Ferguson fired the ball into the Celtic crowd as they chanted vile hatred towards him and his wife, the ball ping-ponging off the heads of the 3 million Celtic fans packed into EEP that had travelled from as far as Methil to cheer on their team. We have not won at Ibrox since the Logelly Poet Leish accidentally scored to win us the game while our big brothers last allowed us to win at home when Uncle Vanoli drilled an arrowed shot into the bottom of his own net as a small gift for being so nice to them over the years. The hero that is Sandy Jarvine even referred to us a a 'club of honour, no greater title to have bestowed upon us! Rule Britannia, and long live Glasgow Rangers FC! Edited April 26, 2012 by Islay 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Northsea80 Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 Dundee's place in the Proddy league may be under threat after research revealed that we shifted a league game against Celtic in 2003 to help them prepare for the UEFA Cup Final. And lost 6-2. Not to mention us losing 3-2 at home to Celtic in a final day post-war fixture which saved them from relegation. However surely having had "Ulster Dees" as Chief Executive and the "Derry" cancel those out. Albert Kidd would swing a place in the league alongside Dundee Hibs. I suggest a name change though to Dundee Albert just to make sure of this. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fife Saint Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 I better brush up on my folk songs since the revolution is upon us. Do I get to call people ******s without fear of reprisal now? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lofarl Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 1335479026[/url]' post='6177639']Got a feeling I'm being whooshed but isn't the flute playing crab a homage to Barry "the crab" Ferguson ? I think that could be right. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 (edited) Probably time then to compile the John Knox League as it will stand for next season: Hearts Dundee Airdrie Motherwell (Stuart McCall lies down to them, beat Kafflick Celtic on Helicopter Sunday) Dunfermline (for reasons given above) Raith Falkirk East Stirling Cowdenbeath (Donald Finlay and Union Jack bunting around the ground!) Inverness Caley (the township first heard and heartily agreed with the Reformation in 1974) Hamilton (They're not in the Dundee, Hamilton line without passing the staunch test) FC Rangers 1690 will obviously have to apply for entry. A few funny handshakes and they should get in no bother though. Edited April 26, 2012 by vikingTON -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 The woman holding the Anarchist/Trotsyite flag is Ethel MacDonald. She put her life on the line for her beliefs and turds like you really should feel ashamed for your attitude I'm sure she would have loved the sexist, sectarian, fascist and sectarian views held by many rAngers fans... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jussy Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 Probably time then to compile the John Knox League as it will stand for next season: Hearts Dundee Airdrie Motherwell (Stuart McCall lies down to them, beat Kafflick Celtic on Helicopter Sunday) Dunfermline (for reasons given above) Raith Falkirk East Stirling Cowdenbeath (Donald Finlay and Union Jack bunting around the ground!) Inverness Caley (the township first heard and heartily agreed with the Reformation in 1974) Hamilton (They're not in the Dundee, Hamilton line without passing the staunch test) FC Rangers 1690 will obviously have to apply for entry. A few funny handshakes and they should get in no bother though. When does somebody pick Killie for their team? Starting to feel a bit left out here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broccoli Dog Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 When does somebody pick Killie for their team? Starting to feel a bit left out here. Hello hello Killie boys. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GhostFaceKillie Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 Forgive the intrusion - I just love this little guy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jussy Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 Hello hello Killie boys. We're into the John Knox league then? I guess I should be grateful we're not the last kid standing at PE but I'm not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kildog Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 When we reach page 666, Rangers die. Or the beast within truly awakens and people actually start to get hurt over this 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 To be honest, now that us righteous Kafflicks have been repatriated from Knoxland, you might as well have a 30 team John Knox league. You're all on their side after all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kildog Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 Have you any idea how much it costs to post a gun !!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jussy Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 Badge has a suspicious hand on it, off to the John Knox 1560-1690 Commemoration League with you. I'm working on a doctoral thesis about Scotland 1560-1689, is this close enough for me (as we're now in the Knoxian league) to nominate myself as some sort of official? I can promise I would definitely be draconian and then some in my sanctions of cheats and scumbags. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kildog Posted April 26, 2012 Share Posted April 26, 2012 Haha! Can I use this smilie yet? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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