Busta Nut Posted July 28, 2021 Share Posted July 28, 2021 On 23/07/2021 at 16:38, Adam said: Well, the peace and quiet was good whilst it lasted. He’s now apparently told my son that his friend isn’t even allowed on this side of the street, let alone in the garden. The wee guy is a bit of a scheme goblin, but he’s never really given me any reason to think that he’s a badly behaved child. I’m dreading bumping into him again as I just cannot be fucked with the aggro. Told my gf that I’m getting right fucked off with it and that I want to just sell and buy a new house with a fully private garden, which has caused some tension between us. Honestly feel myself getting ill at the thought of what barmy reason he’s going to come up with next to prevent my kids from playing in their garden. On 23/07/2021 at 18:30, Bert Raccoon said: I refer to my earlier point of accusing him of being a nonce, set up a fake Facebook profile and post on the local Facebook group. He'll either be hounded out or dead by the end of the weekend. You could also accuse him of being a dognapper just to add fuel to the fire I agree with Bert's thoughts. Maybe not the method but I reckon if you don't have enough in you to noise the old c**t up until he dies then there's something wrong. Tell your son to get all his wee pals round and play in the garden. You sit with them. Have a fake birthday party in the garden. Go fucking nuts 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted July 28, 2021 Share Posted July 28, 2021 12 hours ago, TxRover said: Now it’s the youthful son peeking through the fence when people are in the hot tub or pool, shining auto headlights at the Mrs when she’s watering in the yard What age is this c**t? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted July 28, 2021 Share Posted July 28, 2021 1 hour ago, Busta Nut said: What age is this c**t? About 19-20. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SANTAN Posted July 28, 2021 Share Posted July 28, 2021 7 minutes ago, TxRover said: About 19-20. Wtf. -2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted July 28, 2021 Share Posted July 28, 2021 Get that nonce telt. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 28, 2021 Share Posted July 28, 2021 He's just curious 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 28, 2021 Share Posted July 28, 2021 1 hour ago, TxRover said: About 19-20. It seems you live in America, can't you just shoot them? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 28, 2021 Share Posted July 28, 2021 (edited) 57 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: It seems you live in America, can't you just shoot them? Not if they're white. Unless you're a serial/spree killer. Edited July 28, 2021 by Sergeant Wilson 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 28, 2021 Share Posted July 28, 2021 16 hours ago, TxRover said: shining auto headlights at the Mrs when she’s watering in the yard. It's time for her to get used to having an inside toilet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Back Posted July 28, 2021 Share Posted July 28, 2021 39 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: It seems you live in America, can't you just shoot them? Assuming the Tx means he's in Texas this would mean shooting a good ol' boy from a big redneck family that probably have more guns than the British army. Have you ever seen the film Next of Kin? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted July 28, 2021 Share Posted July 28, 2021 44 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: It seems you live in America, can't you just shoot them? Yes, but disposing the bodies is difficult (not impossible, but…do we have a Mr. Wolf here?), and since he isn’t intruding on my property, not quite as easy as news stories suggest. On the other hand, wandering my lot with a .45 might constrain his viewing habits. As a bonus, the next neighbor behind to the north likes to pot squirrels with his air pistol (illegal, and stupid, within city limits). On the whole the lad is worrisome, as his behavior (spends most of his time tinkering with his old, and loud, Camaro, seemingly un/underemployed, hanging around the abode, smoking pot with his mates and sisters, potentially peeping) is frustrating but (mostly) not illegal. The actions of the parents in taking down the hollies that blocked vision between the lots after we asked about them contributing to replacing the fence with a taller, privacy version, and then saying they couldn’t contribute for at least a year, is also unfortunate or deliberate (they blamed it on a misunderstanding with the Spanish speaking yardcrew)…plus the dad seems more paranoid from his pre-lockdown behavior, so who knows. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 28, 2021 Share Posted July 28, 2021 3 minutes ago, TxRover said: Yes, but disposing the bodies is difficult (not impossible, but…do we have a Mr. Wolf here?), and since he isn’t intruding on my property, not quite as easy as news stories suggest. On the other hand, wandering my lot with a .45 might constrain his viewing habits. As a bonus, the next neighbor behind to the north likes to pot squirrels with his air pistol (illegal, and stupid, within city limits). On the whole the lad is worrisome, as his behavior (spends most of his time tinkering with his old, and loud, Camaro, seemingly un/underemployed, hanging around the abode, smoking pot with his mates and sisters, potentially peeping) is frustrating but (mostly) not illegal. The actions of the parents in taking down the hollies that blocked vision between the lots after we asked about them contributing to replacing the fence with a taller, privacy version, and then saying they couldn’t contribute for at least a year, is also unfortunate or deliberate (they blamed it on a misunderstanding with the Spanish speaking yardcrew)…plus the dad seems more paranoid from his pre-lockdown behavior, so who knows. I'd suggest getting a gun anyway tbh, sounds like you'll be at war before the end of the year. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted July 28, 2021 Share Posted July 28, 2021 3 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: I'd suggest getting a gun anyway tbh, sounds like you'll be at war before the end of the year. They pretty much give you one on entry, FYI. Unfortunately, if this progress toward a second lockdown here continues, it may get a lot more tense. As a side note, I am wondering if they make paintball capsules with animal attractive scents? Second side note, they have no chickens. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted July 28, 2021 Share Posted July 28, 2021 4 hours ago, TxRover said: About 19-20. leather him 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 28, 2021 Share Posted July 28, 2021 Read somewhere that there are fewer gun owners in America than there used to be, but people who still own them have shitloads of them, so the overall number of guns keeps going up. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Left Back Posted July 28, 2021 Share Posted July 28, 2021 2 hours ago, TxRover said: Yes, but disposing the bodies is difficult (not impossible, but…do we have a Mr. Wolf here?), and since he isn’t intruding on my property, not quite as easy as news stories suggest. On the other hand, wandering my lot with a .45 might constrain his viewing habits. As a bonus, the next neighbor behind to the north likes to pot squirrels with his air pistol (illegal, and stupid, within city limits). On the whole the lad is worrisome, as his behavior (spends most of his time tinkering with his old, and loud, Camaro, seemingly un/underemployed, hanging around the abode, smoking pot with his mates and sisters, potentially peeping) is frustrating but (mostly) not illegal. The actions of the parents in taking down the hollies that blocked vision between the lots after we asked about them contributing to replacing the fence with a taller, privacy version, and then saying they couldn’t contribute for at least a year, is also unfortunate or deliberate (they blamed it on a misunderstanding with the Spanish speaking yardcrew)…plus the dad seems more paranoid from his pre-lockdown behavior, so who knows. Shooting squirrels is on a par with shagging and eating dogs. Disgraceful behaviour. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted July 28, 2021 Share Posted July 28, 2021 2 hours ago, TxRover said: Yes, but disposing the bodies is difficult (not impossible, but…) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted July 28, 2021 Share Posted July 28, 2021 26 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Read somewhere that there are fewer gun owners in America than there used to be, but people who still own them have shitloads of them, so the overall number of guns keeps going up. The overall percentage of owners is indeed slightly down, and the overall number per owner is climbing steadily…something’s gonna have to give. 26 minutes ago, Left Back said: Shooting squirrels is on a par with shagging and eating dogs. Disgraceful behaviour. Yea, they haven’t done shite to him, but he seems to love shooting and skinning them. He’s got two other neighbors who let him cap the furry rodents on their lots too, so it’s a cultural thing around here. 12 minutes ago, Florentine_Pogen said: It‘a finding the place the use the fertilizer… 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 28, 2021 Share Posted July 28, 2021 31 minutes ago, Left Back said: Shooting squirrels is on a par with shagging and eating dogs. Disgraceful behaviour. Depends what you do with the squirrel. What have you got against shagging anyway? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 28, 2021 Share Posted July 28, 2021 35 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Read somewhere that there are fewer gun owners in America than there used to be, but people who still own them have shitloads of them, so the overall number of guns keeps going up. Aye, I seem to remember reading the average number of guns, in households that have them, is between three and four. Considering that most gun owners would likely only have one firearm, that surely means there are a whole bunch of fruitcakes with armouries. And I'd guess that doesn't include unregistered guns either, as how would you know? America's fucked when the militias properly kick off and decide to overthrow the government. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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