sugna Posted August 16, 2023 Share Posted August 16, 2023 4 hours ago, Stellaboz said: Last night I went to Papua New Guinea with Andy and Dwight from the US office. False! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Steele Posted August 16, 2023 Share Posted August 16, 2023 On 14/08/2023 at 15:16, scottsdad said: One guest (I think it was Barbara Windsor) was laughing and talking about the one that changed her life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sortmeout Posted August 18, 2023 Share Posted August 18, 2023 I had a dream a couple of nights ago that I worked in Formula One and my job was to shave all the drivers body hair off, including on their arses, to make them more aerodynamic. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted August 18, 2023 Share Posted August 18, 2023 4 minutes ago, Sortmeout said: I had a dream a couple of nights ago that I worked in Formula One and my job was to shave all the drivers body hair off, including on their arses, to make them more aerodynamic. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sortmeout Posted August 18, 2023 Share Posted August 18, 2023 Just now, Melanius Mullarkay said: It was weird I was sitting outside the pit garages and it was as if the drivers (no faces/names) were just appearing and I had these big sheep shearer type clippers and was shaving their ultra hairy backsides. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pozbaird Posted August 18, 2023 Share Posted August 18, 2023 Last dream I had was that I was in an airport departure lounge, and with all the other passengers, was looking at my watch thinking we were all going to miss the flight. Then the staff flung open two huge doors and we all charged through the open doors - to find we were in another room with rows of seats exactly like the lounge we all came from. This repeated several times. Charging through open doors to find ourselves in yet another room. Then I woke up. I guess, and I’m no expert, that ‘dream analysts’ could have a fair crack at that sort of dream. Every time I have a vivid dream that I clearly remember the following morning I think the same thing… what the actual fcuk goes on between your ears when that shit happens, and how on earth can any of it be truly explained. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 (edited) Last night I was at a Celtic v Airdrie game. A decision was given in Celtic's favour, I was in the font row, which was nearer the pitch than reality. All I had to throw at the Celtic player was a mini tube of toothpaste. I threw it and hit him, I was arrested almost immediately and tried to convince the policeman I had intended to throw it to the ground in frustration, but it slipped. Edited August 24, 2023 by Sergeant Wilson 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moses1924 Posted August 24, 2023 Share Posted August 24, 2023 17 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: mini tube of toothpaste Section oral-B 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scottsdad Posted August 25, 2023 Share Posted August 25, 2023 I was in the car with my brother. I stopped, he got out to nip into the shop. My phone went and Jim Farry was offering me the job of President of the SFA. Good money, but I had to marry an African princess. I told him I couldn't, but my brother would be perfect for the job. I hang up. He then gets in the car with the great news he has been offered a job with the SFA. Pays £330,000 a year. I was driving, all pleased with myself that I helped get him this job. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted August 25, 2023 Share Posted August 25, 2023 39 minutes ago, scottsdad said: I was in the car with my brother. I stopped, he got out to nip into the shop. My phone went and Jim Farry was offering me the job of President of the SFA. Good money, but I had to marry an African princess. I told him I couldn't, but my brother would be perfect for the job. I hang up. He then gets in the car with the great news he has been offered a job with the SFA. Pays £330,000 a year. I was driving, all pleased with myself that I helped get him this job. Probably as robust a recruitment process as the SFA usually adopt. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted September 11, 2023 Share Posted September 11, 2023 I've just woken up and I need to put this down before I forget. Two parts. First I think I was on holiday but ended up in a corridor in a police station (I think) that had four toilets along the wall and I was cleaning them. Only I wasn't wearing gloves and when I got to my holiday destination this thick, dark stuff was forming all over my hands and arm and when I peeled it off my skin was raw. I think Kate Garraway turned up to interview me because it had ruined my holiday. I was cheerful anyway. Next part was Joker (Joaquin Phoenix version) related. He had a bunch of people in a room with screens on the walls. He was making them make press buttons to make jumpscares appear on them. Then he started throwing bombs and fireworks about. I ended up lying back in someone's arms and being tortured. They were digging something into the small of my back and making circles (I felt this happening) while putting a big metal tube in my mouth and rolling it around my teeth. I don't remember them saying anything, or who they were, but it was a flare gun or explosive or something. I shut my mouth tightly around it and started breathing heavily, this is when they started trying to sew my lips around it but the feeling of this woke me up. I was awake and thought I was about to have a night terror, but I got up Nighty night. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 12, 2023 Share Posted September 12, 2023 3 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: I've just woken up and I need to put this down before I forget. Two parts. First I think I was on holiday but ended up in a corridor in a police station (I think) that had four toilets along the wall and I was cleaning them. Only I wasn't wearing gloves and when I got to my holiday destination this thick, dark stuff was forming all over my hands and arm and when I peeled it off my skin was raw. I think Kate Garraway turned up to interview me because it had ruined my holiday. I was cheerful anyway. Next part was Joker (Joaquin Phoenix version) related. He had a bunch of people in a room with screens on the walls. He was making them make press buttons to make jumpscares appear on them. Then he started throwing bombs and fireworks about. I ended up lying back in someone's arms and being tortured. They were digging something into the small of my back and making circles (I felt this happening) while putting a big metal tube in my mouth and rolling it around my teeth. I don't remember them saying anything, or who they were, but it was a flare gun or explosive or something. I shut my mouth tightly around it and started breathing heavily, this is when they started trying to sew my lips around it but the feeling of this woke me up. I was awake and thought I was about to have a night terror, but I got up Nighty night. Did Kate mention me, was Derek dead? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GuyIncognito Posted October 31, 2023 Share Posted October 31, 2023 Been having some absolutely wild dreams recently all with some sort of shared theme, me witnessing some tragedy I have no control over. First dream I was in Istanbul and walking along by the Strait, when behind me and to my right I hear a plane. The plane is trying to land at the airport but it crashes into the city centre causing a massive explosion. I then wake up. Next dream I'm driving along some motorway and pull in at a service station (one of the larger ones you get on proper motorways) to go to the toilet. I park the car and go in and follow the signs for the toilets which leads me down an all white corridor. I open the door for the gents but instead of the toilet I walk out onto some sort of viewing area at a park in Brooklyn, looking across at the Manhattan skyline (I've looked on a map and the view was fairly similar to looking at Manhattan from Brooklyn Bridge park, pier 5, although twice the distance away from Manhattan.) However I look at Manhattan and see the Twin Towers still standing in the skyline, which then leads me to realise that I've been transported 22 years into the past and I'm about to witness 9/11 happen. Instead of leaving (the door was still there) I just stood and watched as the planes hit the tower. This dream stands out from all the others as while the other dreams all felt like normal dreams this one must have been one of those lucid dreams that folk get cause this was so vivid and real it was actually terrifying, was still shook by it when I woke up. Next dream I'm standing facing a railway track by a station that is on a pier (sort of like at Stranraer) but the trains had to go down a big hill right before the station. Next thing a runaway train comes flying down the hill, crashes into the barrier at the end of the track and falls into the ocean. Finally, I was in a hotel somewhere (I think it may have been in America somewhere) but everyone there was someone I knew ranging from close friends to folk I haven't seen in years, but none of them were family. So I spend time at the hotel doing stuff I can't remember but I don't think it was important, but a few days into my stay at the hotel I see a group of people in the lobby and I ask them where they are going. Someone I know well told me they were going to the 6th floor (it was suggested that this was the top floor of the hotel) and they all went into the lift. A while later I get a phone call telling me that someone has fallen from the top floor of the hotel and to come to the hospital immediately. Me and 2 other people (who I only know vaguely, everyone who got into the lift was someone I'm quite close with) all panic and call an Uber and ask the guy to take us to the hospital. However there were multiple hospitals in the area and I didn't know which one to go to. Instead of taking me to a hospital though the guy took me up a hill to this massive telephone mast that a bunch of people were crowding round. Something about the place and the Uber driver terrified me but there was another Uber there so we asked him to take us to the hospital, which he did. I ran in in a panic because I was worried one of my friends was dead, and when I went to reception I asked if they had taken in someone who had fallen from the hotel. They said yes but told me that he had been dead for 2 days. They then took me to the morgue and pulled out the guys dead body. I don't know who it was. I woke up when I saw the corpse. Normally my dreams are quite wild but this 4 dreams just all feel linked in some way. Does anyone know what's going on here? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted October 31, 2023 Share Posted October 31, 2023 I had a dream last night I was playing for Morton. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Equalizer Posted October 31, 2023 Share Posted October 31, 2023 21 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: I had a dream last night I was playing for Morton. Don't you mean a nightmare? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Equalizer Posted October 31, 2023 Share Posted October 31, 2023 My girlfriend has a recurring dream where she wakes up and walks through the house and people are there. Just strangers milling around in our house. It really unsettles her. I had one where my teeth fall out but I think that's quite common. She said she dreamed she walked into the kitchen and there was a man just standing by the sink holding a baby. Freaky. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TxRover Posted November 10, 2023 Share Posted November 10, 2023 Really shaken this morning after a recurrence of the type of dream I used to have on rare occasions while working as an Air Traffic Controller. It’s now been several years since I have one of these, but startled awake, literally drenched in sweat, and absolutely panicked is not a great way to start a day. It was the typical nothing works, and you’d watching things go badly wrong… 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted November 12, 2023 Share Posted November 12, 2023 Last night Britney Spears and Jennifer Lopez kept wearing each other's underpants and I was very cross about it, so I kept making them change back. Also, I may have been Ben Affleck. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Binos Posted November 12, 2023 Share Posted November 12, 2023 Just now, BFTD said: Last night Britney Spears and Jennifer Lopez kept wearing each other's underpants and I was very cross about it, so I kept making them change back. Also, I may have been Ben Affleck. Perversion root cause? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted November 12, 2023 Share Posted November 12, 2023 2 minutes ago, BFTD said: Last night Britney Spears and Jennifer Lopez kept wearing each other's underpants and I was very cross about it, so I kept making them change back. Also, I may have been Ben Affleck. So your username is really Britney ft. David ? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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