sjc Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 Whose fishing wire was it? I didn't ask.....she scared the shit out of me! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 I didn't ask.....she scared the shit out of me! You don't know where it's been, that's the trouble. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 You don't know where it's been, that's the trouble. I doubt she cared tbh.....he was apparently from Ayrshire and was left chained up in her walk in wardrobe with his foreskin sewn up! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted August 19, 2014 Author Share Posted August 19, 2014 I doubt she cared tbh.....he was apparently from Ayrshire and was left chained up in her walk in wardrobe with his foreskin sewn up! He must have been gutted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 I await the next instalment with baited breath. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 PUNS ARE SHITE 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 PUNS ARE SHITE Reely! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted August 19, 2014 Author Share Posted August 19, 2014 I await the next instalment with baited breath. Ken - hope sjc doesn't keep us dangling - i'm on tenter hooks. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 fcuk off you lot! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 This isn't the plaice for fish puns! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hillonearth Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 The Dominatrix I used to know sewed up a guys foreskin with fishing wire........not mine I hasten to add! Sore yin. Now I know why they call it fishing tackle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 19, 2014 Share Posted August 19, 2014 I doubt she cared tbh.....he was apparently from Ayrshire and was left chained up in her walk in wardrobe with his foreskin sewn up! The poor sole managed to escape from Ayrshire and ended up in a hoor's wardrobe with a sewn up cock. Probably still relieved though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 The poor sole managed to escape from Ayrshire and ended up in a hoor's wardrobe with a sewn up cock. Probably still relieved though. By all accounts he sought her out on a fetish website and was into that shit. I met her on a night out and naively thought the extent of her BDSM would be fluffy pink handcuffs! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11thHour Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 I dont think I'll need my foreskin sewn up fishing wire anytime soon! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11thHour Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 Have you seen anyone about this? I cannot prescribe what might help, but CBT might be useful. And to answer this seriouslt I dont know what CBT is. I've been to my doctors and have been on 20mg of Citalopram for a few months now and whilst they have helped tremendously (everyone has noticed a massive difference) I still have days where I am consumed by fear for my mental health and if i'll ever go back to the way I was without the help of tablets all of my days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Snelders Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 And to answer this seriouslt I dont know what CBT is. I've been to my doctors and have been on 20mg of Citalopram for a few months now and whilst they have helped tremendously (everyone has noticed a massive difference) I still have days where I am consumed by fear for my mental health and if i'll ever go back to the way I was without the help of tablets all of my days. CBT is cognitive behavioural therapy. Gives you skills to control negative thinking and promote the positive. There's more to it than that, but I'd be suprised if sewing up your foreskin is included 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 And to answer this seriouslt I dont know what CBT is. I've been to my doctors and have been on 20mg of Citalopram for a few months now and whilst they have helped tremendously (everyone has noticed a massive difference) I still have days where I am consumed by fear for my mental health and if i'll ever go back to the way I was without the help of tablets all of my days. CBT is cognitive behavioural therapy. Gives you skills to control negative thinking and promote the positive. There's more to it than that, but I'd be suprised if sewing up your foreskin is included I'm seeing a niche in the market here for pyscholigical advice....... In all seriousness.....good luck mate...you'll get through this 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
11thHour Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 CBT is cognitive behavioural therapy. Gives you skills to control negative thinking and promote the positive. There's more to it than that, but I'd be suprised if sewing up your foreskin is included Hmm could maybe be useful. Might look into that thanks. I'm not anywhere near as bad as I'm sure a lot of folk are on here I just seem to have went off the rails a bit with overthinking and having a general fear and anxiety about things. But have been ok the past 2 days so here's hoping I can keep that up. I'm seeing a niche in the market here for pyscholigical advice....... In all seriousness.....good luck mate...you'll get through this Thanks very much mate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lyle Lanley Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 (edited) It's fucking wonderful getting the piss taken out of you Also my GP wants to speak to me on Monday morning about something. It could be nothing of course but i'm shitting myself if it's something serious Edited August 22, 2014 by Eoin Doyle 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
underdogunderdog underdog Posted August 22, 2014 Share Posted August 22, 2014 It's fucking wonderful getting the piss taken out of you Also my GP wants to speak to me on Monday morning about something. It could be nothing of course but i'm shitting myself if it's something serious Hope everything is ok for you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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