DA Baracus Posted June 18, 2015 Share Posted June 18, 2015 So what is a 'wedding'? Well Websters dictionary describes it as 'the process in which weeds are removed from one's garden'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 Think his night be my favourite thread on here, pishing myself reading back through it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blootoon87 Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 You only move twice has just started on channel four. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meanmistermustard Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 (edited) Dr Hibbert: "If you have consumed blowfish venom, and the chef said it's probable, you have 24 hours to live." Homer: "24 hours?" Dr Hibbert: "Well, 22. I'm sorry I kept you waiting." Homer: "I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die!" Dr Hibbert; "I know. One consolation is that you'll feel no pain until tomorrow evening when your heart explodes." 'One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish' is one class episode. Edited June 21, 2015 by meanmistermustard 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernLights Posted June 21, 2015 Share Posted June 21, 2015 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lubo_blaha Posted June 22, 2015 Share Posted June 22, 2015 "It's camp! You know the tragically ludicrous? The ludicrously tragic?""Ah so like a clown dying." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoda Posted June 22, 2015 Share Posted June 22, 2015 Hey, what's Lucky hooked up to? "A respirator. It breathes for him." And here I am using my own lungs like a sucker. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadasdillinger Posted June 22, 2015 Author Share Posted June 22, 2015 Think his night be my favourite thread on here, pishing myself reading back through it. You're welcome 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 Are you mad woman?! You never know when an old calendar might come in handy! Sure, it's not 1985 right now, but who knows what tomorrow will bring? "We think we know how your mind works Bart. How about this; we pay your principal $10,000 to pull down his pants and keep em down for the rest of the school year?!" "I'll do it Bart." "Ahhhmmm...no!" "Ok, what if we use the ten thousand to surgically transform Skinner here in to some kind of a lobster like creature?" "Hold on just a minute; that wasn't discussed with me!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 "Homer, it looks like it could gore!" "Hehe! It does lool like Al Gore" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 "That bird, he's killing the elephant, stop him!" "No dad, he grooming him." "Grooming him eh..." "Ooh Homer, there's a bird on your head!" "I know, he's grooming me! Mmm, elephant fresh.." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 26, 2015 Share Posted June 26, 2015 "Alright I'll be back in the morning to pick up Stampy." "Here's the key." "Elephants don't have keys.." "Well I'll just keep these then." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deadasdillinger Posted June 27, 2015 Author Share Posted June 27, 2015 That wasn't part of the deal, Blackheart. THAT WASNT PAAAAAAART!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 Lisa's sax on C4 today. "A musical instrument? Could that be the way to encourage a gifted child? JUST GIVE ME A SIGN!" "Ooh Saxomophone" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 "Alright I'll be back in the morning to pick up Stampy." "Here's the key." "Elephants don't have keys.." "Well I'll just keep these then." Found it on Youtube. Blackheart's delivery and Homer's reaction almost have me in tears of laughter. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 "I still don't understand, Clancy. Why give up your job as a small-town police chief to set up as a detective in New Orleans?" "Well, lot's of reasons, I suppose. Got kicked off the force, for one thing." "For massive corruption." "For massi... exactly." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
54_and_counting Posted June 27, 2015 Share Posted June 27, 2015 nanananananananananananananana leader nanananananananananananananana leader leader, leader BATMAN, i mean.... LEADER also, after homer watches the film and asks them about internal affairs setting the coppers up 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 29, 2015 Share Posted June 29, 2015 "Homer you didn't do a very good job of frosting Maggie's cake." "What, it's not Magagie's birthday?" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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