19QOS19 Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 Take that! And that, and that and OH I'm paralysed. I just hope medical science can cure me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 You live with your mom. She lives with me! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 "Homer, this is never easy to say, but I'm going to have to saw off your arm." "They'll grow back right?!" "Uuhh sure..." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 Marge isn't the only one who can have a girls night out! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernLights Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 Spoiler alert http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/entertainment/tv-radio/simpsons-maniac-sideshow-bob-finally-5842119?_sm_au_=iVVn4WKf6Mnr6nMJ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 10, 2015 Share Posted June 10, 2015 "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "Yeah..let's push him down some stairs" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 Mr. Burns: "Now, a few more details about this year's company picnic-it's at the plant, no food will be served, the only activity will be work, and the picnic is cancelled." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 Ok, here's the 411 folks. If some gangsta is dissing your fly girl, you just give em one of these. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 And when is this free weekend? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seymour Skinner Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 Hello Simpson. I'm riding the school bus today because mother hid my car keys as punishment for talking to a woman on the phone. She was right to do so. Classic 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 11, 2015 Share Posted June 11, 2015 "Dad, why are you singing?" tell a lie, tell a lie! "Mmm because I have a small role in a Broadway musical. It's not much, but it's a start." bravo.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 Homer: Burkina Faso? Disputed Zone? Who called all these weird places? Homer’s Brain: Quiet, it might be you! I can’t remember. Homer: Naw, I’m going to ask Marge. Homer’s Brain: No, no! Why embarrass us both? Just write a check and I’ll release some more endorphins. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 "But he ate my last meal!" "If that's the worst thing that happens to you today, then consider yourself lucky." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted June 12, 2015 Share Posted June 12, 2015 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie95 Posted June 14, 2015 Share Posted June 14, 2015 Moe: (answering the phone) Flaming Moe's. Bart: Uh, yes, I'm looking for a friend of mine. Last name Jass. First name Hugh. Moe: Uh, hold on, I'll check. (calling) Hugh Jass! Somebody check the men's room for a Hugh Jass! Man: Uh, I'm Hugh Jass. Moe: Telephone. (hands over the receiver) Hugh: Hello, this is Hugh Jass. Bart: (surprised) Uh, hi. Hugh: Who's this? Bart: Bart Simpson. Hugh: Well, what can I do for you, Bart? Bart: Uh, look, I'll level with you, Mister. This is a crank call that sort of backfired, and I'd like to bail out right now. Hugh: All right. Better luck next time. (hangs up) What a nice young man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richie95 Posted June 14, 2015 Share Posted June 14, 2015 Prof Frink: Brace yourselves gentlemen. The secret ingredient is.....LOVE?! Whose been screwing with this thing? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted June 14, 2015 Share Posted June 14, 2015 (edited) "Well, your cholesterol level is really high. But I'm more concerned about your gravy level." "Wait a second! You doctors have been telling us to drink eight glasses of gravy a day!" *laughs* "I think you're a little confused." "Oh, confused, would we?" Edited June 14, 2015 by Gaz 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted June 14, 2015 Share Posted June 14, 2015 Prof Frink: Brace yourselves gentlemen. The secret ingredient is.....LOVE?! Whose been screwing with this thing?I predict that within 10 years, computers will be twice as powerful, ten thousand times larger, and so expensive that only the 5 richest kings of Europe will own them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YassinMoutaouakil Posted June 14, 2015 Share Posted June 14, 2015 This link is very often a surprisingly relevant response 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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