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Forgot how good "My Sister, My Sitter" was.

Quimby: What the hell is that?!

Principal Skinner: Why, it's Lisa Simpson! And look what she's doing!

[Lisa is shown with Bart's muddy body in the wheelbarrow with Maggie in the cat carrier as well.]

Maude: She's murdered her brother!

Lenny: And she's trying to dump the body in the harbor!

Otto: Well, duh!

Sideshow Mel: And, as a griiiiim finale, she intends to drown that poor caged baby!

Lisa: [shields her eyes from the light; wobbly] What's happening? Where am I?

Helen: And she's on drugs!

Homer: Give me the drugs, Lisa

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Moe: So, come on: I need a name that says friendly, All-American cooking.

Homer: How about, Chairman Moes Magic Wok?

Barney: I like it!

Moe: Mmm, nah. I want something that says people can have a nice relaxing time.

Homer: [pounds fist] I got it! Madman Moes Pressure Cooker!

Barney: I like it!

Moe: Hey! How about, Uncle Moes Family Feedbag?

Barney: I hate it.

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I gotta movie for ya, buddy.

A Fridge too Far!

I always love the line just before it -

Homer: I just came to see 'Honky If You're Horny' in peace.

Manager: Sir, if you'd just quieten down I'd be happy to treat you to a garbage bag full of popcorn.

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