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On 03/08/2021 at 11:29, Bishop Briggs said:

if true, it would suggest that Celtic are also paying a significant fee that will written off over the length of the deal.

I'd be surprised if this signing is one. of Ange's targets. He must know that. there. are much better options available.

Hart's shot stopping ability deteriorated at City and West Ham. He's hardly played at Spurs who must be relieved to see him go.

 

Did anyone else have James T Kirk narrating this post?

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Seven games in and they’re sat in sixth place. Already looks like the title is gone and we’re still in September  They’ve had their expected annual humiliations in Europe too.  How long does Ange have left?  What a bizarre appointment and it’s turning out to be even funnier than we expected.
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1 minute ago, Monkey Tennis said:

Alright, it's German opposition and all that, so not quite as funny as when a Scottish diddy beats them.

A 4-0 defeat at home when they're already struggling definitely deserves a laugh though.

It’s always funny when the disco lights come out 

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1 hour ago, Monkey Tennis said:

Alright, it's German opposition and all that, so not quite as funny as when a Scottish diddy beats them.

A 4-0 defeat at home when they're already struggling definitely deserves a laugh though.

Did they play some Rod Stewart with them, and the first cut is the deepest every time Leverkusen scored a goal.

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On 26/09/2021 at 17:29, Lex said:

Seven games in and they’re sat in sixth place. Already looks like the title is gone and we’re still in September  They’ve had their expected annual humiliations in Europe too.  How long does Ange have left?  What a bizarre appointment and it’s turning out to be even funnier than we expected.
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Yeah 6 points behind with 31 games to play is without a doubt unrecoverable 

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Yeah 6 points behind with 31 games to play is without a doubt unrecoverable 
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You don’t seriously think Celtic are going to win the league, do you? You’re struggling to win a game. I believe no team in sixth at this stage of the season has went on to win the league.
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Yeah 6 points behind with 31 games to play is without a doubt unrecoverable 
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Mathematically of course it isn't. However your club are an absolute rabble led by another donkey this season. Rangers will probably win it before the split tbh.

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9 minutes ago, Jinky67 said:

Yeah 6 points behind with 31 games to play is without a doubt unrecoverable 

Daftie 🤣

No club has had Celtics point tally after 7 games, and then won the league, since the 3 points for a win system was introduced.

You think this Celtic side are going to be record breakers (in a good way)?

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2 minutes ago, RandomGuy. said:

No club has had Celtics point tally after 7 games, and then won the league, since the 3 points for a win system was introduced.

You think this Celtic side are going to be record breakers (in a good way)?

Ask me again at the end of October this was always going to be the make or break month for our season with us being away to Aberdeen, Hibs and Motherwell. If we can take the full 15 then yes we have a chance. 

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37 minutes ago, Jinky67 said:

Ask me again at the end of October this was always going to be the make or break month for our season with us being away to Aberdeen, Hibs and Motherwell. If we can take the full 15 then yes we have a chance. 

You can probably only afford to drop points in 6 more games this season, and that's assuming a lower than normal points tally to win the league.

You'd have to achieve that in a run of 31 games that includes another trip to Livingston, 3 games v Rangers, 3 games v Hearts, and 4 games v Hibs.

I just can't see you getting anywhere near that considering you've dropped points in 4 of 7 games already.

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2 hours ago, Jinky67 said:

Yeah 6 points behind with 31 games to play is without a doubt unrecoverable 

Daftie 🤣

 

2 hours ago, Lex said:

 


You don’t seriously think Celtic are going to win the league, do you? You’re struggling to win a game. I believe no team in sixth at this stage of the season has went on to win the league.

 

 

2 hours ago, Day of the Lords said:

Mathematically of course it isn't. However your club are an absolute rabble led by another donkey this season. Rangers will probably win it before the split tbh.

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2 hours ago, RandomGuy. said:

No club has had Celtics point tally after 7 games, and then won the league, since the 3 points for a win system was introduced.

You think this Celtic side are going to be record breakers (in a good way)?

The way Celtic are going with their away form being so poor, it's questionable if they'll finish 2nd.

 

*edit to add so there isn't any confusion, that isn't in a good way meaning they'll be 1st either, 

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1 hour ago, RandomGuy. said:

You can probably only afford to drop points in 6 more games this season, and that's assuming a lower than normal points tally to win the league.

You'd have to achieve that in a run of 31 games that includes another trip to Livingston, 3 games v Rangers, 3 games v Hearts, and 4 games v Hibs.

I just can't see you getting anywhere near that considering you've dropped points in 4 of 7 games already.

I bet you probably didn’t see St Johnstone doing a cup double last season either but it happened.

As i said it’s only 6 points and we have had to come through a period of significant injury to key players. 

There was never a guarantee we would win the league this year not one and it was always a very real possibility we would fall short however the guy has been in the job 12 weeks even the best managers in the world with all the resources in the world often don’t get it right in the 1st season 

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