welshbairn Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 3 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: There's a universe out there where you patented your sex pram and made millions from it. And another one where he's the paraplegic in it getting poked for a fiver by random strangers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 I want to set the record straight on this whole issue; I never said I'd use the sexual device I've detailed, rather that I just saw a gap in the market and thought of an invention. I'm sure Alan Sugar never used his shit computers, but he still sold them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Kincardine Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 (edited) 4 hours ago, Stellaboz said: There's a universe out there where you patented your sex pram and made millions from it. I've only viewed a few recent posts on this thread but 'sex pram'? A phrase of class. Edited June 20, 2017 by The_Kincardine 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 20, 2017 Share Posted June 20, 2017 12 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: The lady selling fans shields her face from the sun with her hand. Does she aye? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 Another Space X about to launch, with landing of 1st stage hopefully. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 25, 2017 Share Posted June 25, 2017 Elon Musk and his people really deliver. Hopefully shots of stage 2 chucking out the 10 satellites in half an hour or so. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuartsmfc Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 What created the universe? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 1 minute ago, stuartsmfc said: What created the universe? Space, time, energy, matter. Stir very quickly at gas mark squillion. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 3 minutes ago, stuartsmfc said: What created the universe? Someone left their windows down, and the heating on full blast. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludo*1 Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 Space, time, energy, matter. Stir very quickly at gas mark squillion. So we are the bacteria crawling on God's left over casserole? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuartsmfc Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 24 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Space, time, energy, matter. Stir very quickly at gas mark squillion. Aye but what created the space, time, energy, matter? And what caused it to stir very quickly? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 Just now, stuartsmfc said: Aye but what created the space, time, energy, matter? And what caused it to stir very quickly? A fucking huge spirtle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 Yer maw 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 26, 2017 Share Posted June 26, 2017 2 minutes ago, stuartsmfc said: Aye but what created the space, time, energy, matter? And what caused it to stir very quickly? They leaked through a crack in a child's bedroom in another universe. Naturally with all that stuff suddenly squeezing through, things got a bit turbulent. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 27, 2017 Share Posted June 27, 2017 10 hours ago, stuartsmfc said: Aye but what created the space, time, energy, matter? And what caused it to stir very quickly? Despite what scientists say about the big bang, there was never a beginning. The universe has always existed. Take an acid and try and wrap your head around that one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted June 27, 2017 Share Posted June 27, 2017 So this universe is the 2nd one in the series?I've not seen the 1st. No wonder I'm lost. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted June 27, 2017 Share Posted June 27, 2017 I like the theory that the Universe expands to a point, then starts contracting again, before it gets so small it reaches singularity and explodes into a new universe all over again. Repeat forever. I sometimes wonder if you always have the same "life" every time, which is why you get deja vu, and why you can instantly regret a decision as you know fro previous experience it's the wrong one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 27, 2017 Share Posted June 27, 2017 9 minutes ago, RandomGuy. said: I like the theory that the Universe expands to a point, then starts contracting again, before it gets so small it reaches singularity and explodes into a new universe all over again. Repeat forever. I sometimes wonder if you always have the same "life" every time, which is why you get deja vu, and why you can instantly regret a decision as you know fro previous experience it's the wrong one. Deja vu is when there is a split second gap between your brain processing what your eyes have taken in rather than instantaneously which is why you get the sensation of having seen it before. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted June 27, 2017 Share Posted June 27, 2017 Deja vu is when there is a split second gap between your brain processing what your eyes have taken in rather than instantaneously which is why you get the sensation of having seen it before. Very interesting 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 27, 2017 Share Posted June 27, 2017 16 minutes ago, RandomGuy. said: Very interesting 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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