Deeboy Posted March 25, 2016 Share Posted March 25, 2016 Are you a toolmaker, Bert? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted March 25, 2016 Share Posted March 25, 2016 Are you a toolmaker, Bert? Are you accusing me of being a homosexual? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted March 25, 2016 Share Posted March 25, 2016 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted March 25, 2016 Share Posted March 25, 2016 But on a more serious note, no, I do not produce tools for a living. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted March 25, 2016 Share Posted March 25, 2016 Thank you and apologies for taking your attention away from suppin'. Enjoy the rest of your Friday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted March 26, 2016 Share Posted March 26, 2016 After having worked every day bar one (which I didn't have to myself) since a week last Tuesday (working out at an average of 6.6 hours per day including the one I wasn't at work at all) I now do not have work for ten days. To celebrate there is a pizza in the oven and an adequately sized carry out this time this evening, to be followed with a large chocolate love heart out of Thorntons given to me by a pretty girl for working her shift yesterday. Tomorrow I will clean the gaff, eat an actual cooked dinner for the first time in I legitimately do not know how long and w**k myself into a coma. Thank you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Widge Posted March 26, 2016 Share Posted March 26, 2016 I got in at 9am this morning, have slept about an hour and am away back on it in a few hours. Gotta love bank holiday weekends. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted March 26, 2016 Share Posted March 26, 2016 Those slazenger trainers don't pay for themselves. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted March 26, 2016 Share Posted March 26, 2016 I no longer own the Slazengers, they gave my big toes a rash On to Pumas now 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted March 27, 2016 Share Posted March 27, 2016 Despite it being Easter Sunday the binmen still did their usual run today. Good to see not all Celtic fans are feckless layabouts. Happy Easter folks x 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted March 27, 2016 Share Posted March 27, 2016 Big pond - cooncil working on a Sunday. Hard enough getting cùnts to do their work here on a weekday. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted March 27, 2016 Share Posted March 27, 2016 (edited) Despite it being Easter Sunday the binmen still did their usual run today. Good to see not all Celtic fans are feckless layabouts. Happy Easter folks x Triple time plus 6 months off in lieu. At the expense of your council tax m9. Big pond - cooncil working on a Sunday. Hard enough getting cùnts to do their work here on a weekday.Haud the bus, it was only the green brigade emptying the recycling bins Feckless c***s! ETA: More bin bags than downtown Beirut down there Edited March 27, 2016 by jagfox99 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted March 27, 2016 Share Posted March 27, 2016 Bin men are back and have cleared all the bin bags. What a day to be alive. The sun is shining too. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 I have an appointment with Mr Innis and Gunn this evening. Seven hours later you'll be meeting Ralph and Stew. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 I just did a very satisfying shit. Felt really bunged up, out came this whopper, and a nice clean break/one safety wipe job. Feel great now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 Being treated to a distillery tour today. FILTERED THROUGH THE HEATHER! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 I ordered a new battery for my phone 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 Those slazenger trainers don't pay for themselves. I no longer own the Slazengers, they gave my big toes a rash On to Pumas now 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 I asked the Trainers thread multiple times for advice. You're not allowed to laugh if you didn't offer a suggestion. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted March 30, 2016 Share Posted March 30, 2016 I asked the Trainers thread multiple times for advice. You're not allowed to laugh if you didn't offer a suggestion. It's really just amusing the way that nothing you ever say on p and b gets forgotten. You'd better come up with something more memorable or you'll end up being 'Slazenger mink' or some other daft nickname. As for suggestions, I'd wear actual shoes to work if I were you. Trainers and trousers has a kind of smelly pensioner look about it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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