Sergeant Wilson Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 5 hours ago, Deeboy said: In my work we regularly freebies from who we supply. I can come home with 1000 teabags, 6 boxes of tunnocks and just yesterday I got 2 bags of all butter shortbread. Borders give us absolutely nothing (unless the office staff are stealing it all before it gets to us minions). Therefor - Borders = Arseholes. Edit - Office Staff = Arseholes, too. What a freeloader. There's children in Africa starving while you scoff your ill gotten, undeclared goodies. Then you have the cheek to call G-bo out. There is no place for you on the moral high ground. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 Porelli's tablet ice cream (from Aldi). Good God it's fine. Damn fine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 BoJo has been given the Foreign Secretary gig, hopefully Terry sends him to Rio for the Olympics and Zika will do the rest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted July 13, 2016 Share Posted July 13, 2016 1 hour ago, Zen Archer said: BoJo has been given the Foreign Secretary gig, hopefully Terry sends him to Rio for the Olympics and Zika will do the rest. can his head/ brain shrink anymore 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest Saints Fan Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 I'm allowed to drive again. It's been 6 weeks without a car because of having a c-section. Also allowed to hoover but that can wait until the wifey of the house gets home from work... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 7 hours ago, Honest Saints Fan said: I'm allowed to drive again. It's been 6 weeks without a car because of having a c-section. Also allowed to hoover but that can wait until the wifey of the house gets home from work... Headlines from Dingwall Bugle: "Fewest traffic accidents in Dingwall in June since records began". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted July 14, 2016 Share Posted July 14, 2016 9 hours ago, Honest Saints Fan said: I'm allowed to drive again. It's been 6 weeks without a car because of having a c-section. Also allowed to hoover but that can wait until the wifey of the house gets home from work... As a doctor I strongly recommend another 6 months of minimal home duties, and definitely no hoovering. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 5 hours at work today and then getting extremely drunk all weekend, got an empty 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 I had to resit and exam last week and thought I'd made a monumental arse of it, but I passed. That's me on to third year now. Happy days. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 5 minutes ago, smpar said: I had to resit and exam last week and thought I'd made a monumental arse of it, but I passed. That's me on to third year now. Happy days. Then it will be fourth year and 'O' Grades. If they don't do 'O' Grades anymore this is going to look like a shit shittier joke. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deeboy Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 6 minutes ago, smpar said: I had to resit and exam last week and thought I'd made a monumental arse of it, but I passed. That's me on to third year now. Happy days. All I had to do to get into third year was pick which classes I wanted to do and not get caught fingering folk on the biology toilets. Well done anyway, mate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 Then it will be fourth year and 'O' Grades. If they don't do 'O' Grades anymore this is going to look like a shit shittier joke. You tried. That's what counts. All I had to do to get into third year was pick which classes I wanted to do and not get caught fingering folk on the biology toilets. Well done anyway, mate. Cheers, mate. Thinking back, third/fourth year was absolutely pish easy and means very little in the grand scheme of things but you're made to believe they're the most important years of your life. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 Scottish fitba is back 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 Just now, smpar said: You tried. That's what counts. ^^^^^ Jackie McNamara post-game team talk. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdcal Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 Bought a new router to replace the one the mother in law has. Everything is so much better when it loads quicker 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 4 hours ago, Granny Danger said: ^^^^^ Jackie McNamara post-game team talk. There's yer 4,000th ya auld fud. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 5 hours ago, smpar said: I had to resit and exam last week and thought I'd made a monumental arse of it, but I passed. That's me on to third year now. Happy days. Was it an English exam? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 35 minutes ago, Mark Connolly said: Was it an English exam? Your a funny guy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted July 15, 2016 Share Posted July 15, 2016 Your a funny guy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted July 16, 2016 Share Posted July 16, 2016 8 hours ago, smpar said: Your a funny guy. You're* HTH. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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