Bairnardo Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 Would be of benefit to us all if you drink copiously and pass out to be fair [emoji6] What an ugly thing to say 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodallegabombs Posted June 2, 2018 Share Posted June 2, 2018 Both utter pisswater compared to the king of all lagers. Nevertheless, I shall soldier on. Its a day for cider but since I am already on my way there, the smart money would be on blackout by 1600 if I drank cider all day. Cider is for tinks, tramps and (Somerset) teuchters. Amstel is not that bad. Agreed it’s not a patch on Tennent’s but it’s superior to the likes of Fosters / Carling / Any American dishwater. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted June 3, 2018 Share Posted June 3, 2018 Started coaching my daughter's Under 8 football team this season. It's the first time all of them have played football and they are getting hammered every game.First half today was the usual lots of effort but conceded the usual 6 or 7 goals. Second half we kept a clean sheet. A fucking clean sheet! I'm tempted to do a Zidane style resignation as it'll never get better than this. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted June 3, 2018 Share Posted June 3, 2018 1 hour ago, Swarley said: First half today was the usual lots of effort but conceded the usual 6 or 7 goals. Second half we kept a clean sheet. A fucking clean sheet! I'm tempted to do a Zidane style resignation as it'll never get better than this. ^^^Stevie Aitken found^^^ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicarious Posted June 3, 2018 Share Posted June 3, 2018 On 25/05/2018 at 15:16, Adam said: What's happened to Bobby? Don't tell me he was binned too? A two faced lying cretin and no loss to this forum whatsoever. Has he ever revealed that the story about someone grassing him up to his employer was a complete fable inspired by him and Jimmy creating fake social media accounts and contacting the friends and colleagues of the arsonist and the shit flinging juniors thicko? -3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 3, 2018 Share Posted June 3, 2018 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted June 3, 2018 Share Posted June 3, 2018 2 minutes ago, Vicarious said: A two faced lying cretin and no loss to this forum whatsoever. Has he ever revealed that the story about someone grassing him up to his employer was a complete fable inspired by him and Jimmy creating fake social media accounts and contacting the friends and colleagues of the arsonist and the shit flinging juniors thicko? What was your previous username? -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted June 3, 2018 Share Posted June 3, 2018 I expect ridicule for this but today I rode a bicycle properly for the first time. I'm 31 and never had one as a child. Now I want to cycle everywhere. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted June 3, 2018 Share Posted June 3, 2018 10 hours ago, Swarley said: Started coaching my daughter's Under 8 football team this season. It's the first time all of them have played football and they are getting hammered every game. First half today was the usual lots of effort but conceded the usual 6 or 7 goals. Second half we kept a clean sheet. A fucking clean sheet! I'm tempted to do a Zidane style resignation as it'll never get better than this. Well done. Inspired substitution to play yourself in goal for the second half. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted June 3, 2018 Share Posted June 3, 2018 Prince Charming, Prince Charming, Ridicule is nothing to be scared of 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cerberus Posted June 3, 2018 Share Posted June 3, 2018 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted June 3, 2018 Share Posted June 3, 2018 3 minutes ago, Cerberus said: Bit shit without a balcony. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted June 3, 2018 Share Posted June 3, 2018 I expect ridicule for this but today I rode a bicycle properly for the first time. I'm 31 and never had one as a child. Now I want to cycle everywhere. im 31 as well and cant ride a bike. never was shown as a kid and never really been interested in learning 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 3, 2018 Share Posted June 3, 2018 15 minutes ago, G_Man1985 said: I'm guessing since you are a banned poster you are also no loss to this forum. Kindly f**k off. :-) Not wanting to be a grass but...... Spoiler It's StandFree03........ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted June 4, 2018 Share Posted June 4, 2018 31 minutes ago, G_Man1985 said: How do you know this? Also being a grass is not cool because I do. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Naitch Posted June 9, 2018 Share Posted June 9, 2018 Off work until the 12th and fly out to Ibiza on Saturday morning though the second one could be argued as being a PTTGOYN. Well Ibiza was braw. Not doing a full week again though as my liver is fucked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 Free tickets to a gig in Dunfermline tonight, and loads of free pizza at wetherspoons due to us knowing the kitchen manager.Sent from my PLK-L01 using Pie and Bovril mobile app 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted June 12, 2018 Share Posted June 12, 2018 I just used the word "Concomitantly" in an emailed response to a colleague. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Chlamydia Kid Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 Where is that?Looks similar to the view I had from my toilet while having a Gladys Knight in Abu Dhabi. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted June 13, 2018 Share Posted June 13, 2018 15 hours ago, Ross. said: I just used the word "Concomitantly" in an emailed response to a colleague. Hiya Traynor you fat ***. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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