Smurph Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Well done. What did you put on your chips instead then?? Vinegar. Because he's not a fanny. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Only do that at the airport when going on holiday, but it's brilliant. Like skiving off school to go to the pictures, and when you come out it's still light and double maths hasn't even finished.. P.S. Or after a night shift, supping a can on the bus home with everyone else on the way to work. Guaranteed a seat to yourself.. We were on our way to Tenerife and currently drinking San Miguel at 1.50 a pint. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 We were on our way to Tenerife and currently drinking San Miguel at 1.50 a pint. Have you taken your banhammer with you Keith? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Have you taken your banhammer with you Keith? It was taken at customs and will only be returned when Div writes a letter explaining it's use. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjc Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 It was taken at customs and will only be returned when Div writes a letter explaining it's use. Wouldn't hold your breath.....that cnuts way above that shit since his appearance on Off the ball! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 12, 2014 Share Posted February 12, 2014 Wouldn't hold your breath.....that cnuts way above that shit since his appearance on Off the ball! I'm still reeling from the news that he can write. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 I'm still reeling from the news that he can write. Ooft, don't poke the (bald) bear! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EdgarusQPFC Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 Down at my local GP's and a receptionist is helping a old biddy who doesn't seem entirely clued in. She says to her, "when you get off the lift turn right" she then turns her back to the lift and gestures for the biddy to turn left. By the time I get to the top of the stairs I see the biddy getting off the lift and heading left as gestured. Cue 5 minutes later in the waiting room and biddy passes by still completely lost 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 I got offered a new job today 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 I got offered a new job today Every day is a school day. Better employers I hope. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted February 13, 2014 Share Posted February 13, 2014 Back to the real world and industry 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted February 14, 2014 Share Posted February 14, 2014 Got my letter from USCIS today, I am now a permanent resident of the USA! Congrats 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southside Hibee Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 Met Nina Nesbitt today and got a photo with her too :wub: :thumsup2 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smurph Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 Must be great being a 12 year old lassie. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KeeperDee Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 Must be great being a 12 year old lassie. What an odd thing to say. -3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted February 17, 2014 Share Posted February 17, 2014 What an odd thing to say. Its an easy mistake to have made but you've quoted one post further down than you intended too. Please try harder to rectify this in future. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
port-ton Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 Just left the house to get the bus to manchester to go watch a little match I like to call Man City vs Barcelona 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 What else would you call it? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
port-ton Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 What else would you call it? I'd call it f**k you you piece of white trash. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrfields_Largs Posted February 18, 2014 Share Posted February 18, 2014 What else would you call it? Manchester City versus FC Barcelona. City v Barca 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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