sjc Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 Who the f**k do you think I am? McKee? Wait.... Yes Was it a sex piss after watching all those sexy weather girls? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swarley Posted December 16, 2014 Share Posted December 16, 2014 Ive been reading threads from a few years back all day at work and there are some absolute toppers. Been pissing myself laughing all day Any ones in particular? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 Two years ago: "How dare you make us start in the bottom division?!?! We're the same fucking club!!!" Today:"How dare you fine us for EBT's?!?!?! We're a completely different club!!!" The Rangers: the comedy gift that just keeps on giving. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 Had a lovely Christmas meal with workmates, a few drinks, now sitting on bus home. A very pleasant afternoon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gav-ffc Posted December 17, 2014 Share Posted December 17, 2014 My internet was due to be set up tomorrow however now working at the moment. Yaldi 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ex Machina Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Pay day tomorrow! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
endieinreekie Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Awwwwwwwwww. Spider-man proposes to girlfriend at Aberdeen ice rink http://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/news/local/spider-man-proposes-to-girlfriend-at-aberdeen-ice-rink-1.743669 That'll be all over the Web now 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Awwwwwwwwww.Spider-man proposes to girlfriend at Aberdeen ice rinkhttp://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/news/local/spider-man-proposes-to-girlfriend-at-aberdeen-ice-rink-1.743669 Did he propose plastic surgery? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Did he propose plastic surgery? He quite clearly proposed that she slip her finger in his ring. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Awwwwwwwwww. Spider-man proposes to girlfriend at Aberdeen ice rink http://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/news/local/spider-man-proposes-to-girlfriend-at-aberdeen-ice-rink-1.743669 As well as giving him spider senses, that spider bite appears to have fucked his eyesight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 She looks like she's thinking "Oh fcuk, what have got into?!" 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 I am off until the 7th of January. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 I am off This is what happens when you don't store your Zen Archer in the fridge folks. Always check the "Sell by" date when purchasing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 I think we've missed the "Best By" date for a couple of decades tbf.. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 That's another pair of brats written out of my will. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 That's another pair of brats written out of my will. We'll all be finding out who wins sooner rather than later 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 My solicitor will be getting the money at this rate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Awwwwwwwwww. Spider-man proposes to girlfriend at Aberdeen ice rink http://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/news/local/spider-man-proposes-to-girlfriend-at-aberdeen-ice-rink-1.743669 You'd think being a footballer that Ziggy Gordon could do better than that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 That's another pair of brats written out of my will. Oh. I should probably update my dead pool list in that case. If I'm out of the will then there's nothing to gain by you accidentally encasing your feet in concrete and falling in the Forth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 18, 2014 Share Posted December 18, 2014 Awwwwwwwwww. Spider-man proposes to girlfriend at Aberdeen ice rink http://www.eveningexpress.co.uk/news/local/spider-man-proposes-to-girlfriend-at-aberdeen-ice-rink-1.743669 She looks like someone drew a face on a ba'. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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